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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Wait...why? What? No.

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
STOP BLINKING KID

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

This is amazing. I'm watching an evil possessed child on wrestling.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

is bray wyatt on a list now?

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

i had food in my mouth when that kid started talking and i almost choked

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I LOVE THIS poo poo!

To me, this is pro wrestling!

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Asmodai_00 posted:

ill take this over rapadoooooooooooooo

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
It was Little Jimmy's evil twin, little johnny!

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Can't stop laughing.

Send the medics.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That kid's dying of Voice Modulation and his make a wish was to scare a grown man in a cage.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Bray the FBI can be called in on this now

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!

CapnAndy posted:

Little Johnny, you got a condition

I GOT SOME BAD NEWS

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
"Wow 2spooky5me" - michael cole

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

oatgan posted:

just keep on blinking, kid

Aren't you gonna feel like a dick if the little dude has some kind of condition? (The answer is no, I already know it)

Riceball
Jan 27, 2009

That's because the Flato's think they live under a fricken AT-AT.
Ok seriously, just let the kid actually talk. It works so much better than having him try to lipsynch.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

Oh god he did the head tilt.

Love this kid.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Crowd audibly laughing at the deep voiced kid. Good job WWE

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

45 minute kane match

STRAP IN BOYS

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

I'm...way behind you guys apparently :smith:

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Michael Cole doesn't know the name of any drat moves ever but he calls a modified scorpion cross lock because ??!?

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
It's the loving Dungeon of Doom this is The Worst.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I want to look forward to yet another Kane match but it's always tough

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
That ruled.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Jackie D posted:

Bray the FBI can be called in on this now

Christian's next return has a Twin Peaks gimmick

(it lasts a week before he's injured again)

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Call Me Charlie posted:

Crowd audibly laughing at the deep voiced kid. Good job WWE

It is funny, but still awesome

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Blasmeister posted:

Please don't make this a thing

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
The movement of them asses.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Congrats, WWE. You did the one thing that made fans laugh at Bray Wyatt.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
John Cena couldn't save that kid from being bullied for his deep voice itis.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i can't wait to see paul heyman and little johnny battle it out on the mic

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Gerpy posted:

It was Little Jimmy's evil twin, little johnny!

Johnny vs. Jimmy* for the next pre-show.


*Lil Jimmy will be played by Clem Layfield.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Orgophlax posted:

Is it called a scorpion cross lock because Sting did it?
Not sure where the 'cross' part comes from, but 'scorpion' is actually what that kind of leg hold is properly called in other things*, and in wrestling well before it was called the Sharpshooter. So it stands to reason that this move would be a 'scorpion [x]' move, too.

*or so I have been lead to believe for years, I sincerely can not remember where I first heard it.

Vault Zero
May 3, 2007
a product of The Coca-Cola Company
That little kid is 50 pounds of menacing shock and awe. They'll be talking about that promo for 50 years.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Aren't you gonna feel like a dick if the little dude has some kind of condition? (The answer is no, I already know it)

i don't care what his wish was, wwe should know better!!

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


aesop jones posted:

Michael Cole doesn't know the name of any drat moves ever but he calls a modified scorpion cross lock because ??!?

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
it would've been funny if no one ever mentioned that kid again. and whenever the match is brought up, people try and change the subject

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
If Triple H comes down and screws Bryan out of the title, this will be the best non-PPV ever.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Solomonic posted:

Christian's next return has a Twin Peaks gimmick

(it lasts a week before he's injured again)

Stabs the roof of his mouth with a fork trying to eat a slice of pie.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Solomonic posted:

Christian's next return has a Twin Peaks gimmick

(it lasts a week before he's injured again)

What do you think zach?

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loving terrible. Jesus christ.

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