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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

That's not gonna be good for anyone


Edit: other than for this thread, that is

E2: VV hahahaha, suck it

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Foxhound posted:

That's not gonna be good for business...

That's not gonna be good for anyone.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Can you for a second fathom the endless conspiracy theories that would arise from a red light appearing inside the white house in the beginning months of the muslim kenyan usurper president Obama?

With Trump though, eh whatever

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

It's the most normal thing of his presidency so far you could say

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






It's probably just the warning light they use while Bannon is feeding so people don't interrupt him. God help anyone who interrupts him.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Can you for a second fathom the endless conspiracy theories that would arise from a red light appearing inside the white house in the beginning months of the muslim kenyan usurper president Obama?

With Trump though, eh whatever

and in the first couple days of ramadan too lmao

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Gobblecoque posted:

and in the first couple days of ramadan too lmao

he touched the orb with the muslims and came home with red lights in the white house

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

All the crises, all the chaos, all the scandals begin with Donald Trump. He’s the one who fired Comey, then admitted on camera that he did it because of the Russia investigation. He’s the one who blurts out secrets to other governments, out of either a deep need to impress people or sheer stupidity (“You can’t say what not to say,” one person close to the White House told CNN, “because that will then be one of the first things he’ll say”). He’s the one who rages internally against leaks, then sends out a series of tweets alleging that leaks are not leaks at all, but are in fact fabricated by news organizations, which keeps his core supporters in a state of denial and antagonizes honest journalists.

:hmbol:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...m=.cba586fdd850

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Maybe he was having to move Billy Batts' body upstate

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Dr. president's just spending a little well-earned time in the Kennedy Room

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



The orb's origin, revealed!

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Trump is going to orb in a few moments at Arlington. You can orb the speech on YouTube.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Instead of AD should we use AO (After Orb)?

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



There's some equipment for finding spy cameras that uses red flashing lights. They could be searching for bugs.

Jorbe
Jul 29, 2006
No one is answering his call for a :sadcoke:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Dissapointed Owl posted:

he touched the orb with the muslims and came home with red lights in the white house

Pretty sure you can get an ointment for that

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/869180336126734337

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Regrettable posted:

There's some equipment for finding spy cameras that uses red flashing lights. They could be searching for bugs.

ahahaha there really is something to this, apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nfn2mBa4AE

This is the corniest, lamest poo poo

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Is Trump stuck in the Black Lodge


The ironiest.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Is Trump stuck in the Black Lodge

There's always music in the air

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Of course he removed "integritas"

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Of course he removed "integritas"

Trump doesn't speak any of that Mexicano poo poo!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

quote:

The surname Trump was first found in Mecklenburg and Pomerania. There is an early record of Willeke von Tramp, a Pomeranian knight, in 1280

https://www.houseofnames.com/trump-family-crest

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
making a coat of arms for your family is like the most tacky nouveau riche thing ever

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot


Pomeranian, you say?

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Gobblecoque posted:

making a coat of arms for your family is like the most tacky nouveau riche thing ever

I'll do them one better. When I inherit my family's riches I'll make a horse of legs.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


Wait, so this dude already has one and decided to steal another one?

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

turn off the TV posted:

Wait, so this dude already has one and decided to steal another one?

Donny isn't satisfied with just two scoops, he also needs 2 familial seals.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

turn off the TV posted:

Wait, so this dude already has one and decided to steal another one?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551060/Coat-arms-used-Trump-properties-rip-off.html

quote:

In 1939, British authorities granted the coat of arms to Joseph Edward Davies, the third husband of Marjorie Merriweather Post, the socialite who built the Mar-a-Lago resort that Trump frequents.

apparently he thought the family coat of arms was included with the price of the property :shrug:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Neurion posted:

Pomeranian, you say?


well yeah. a number of dogs are named after locations, c.f. dalmatians

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Trump just thought he was going to speak and stood up, but it wasn't his turn yet, so he had to sit down again.

lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






brylcreem posted:

Trump just thought he was going to speak and stood up, but it wasn't his turn yet, so he had to sit down again.

lol

That's his exercise for the year

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

brylcreem posted:

Trump just thought he was going to speak and stood up, but it wasn't his turn yet, so he had to sit down again.

lol

"My precious life energy!"

Mickey Mental
May 18, 2008

turn off the TV posted:

Wait, so this dude already has one and decided to steal another one?

Cheap bastard just figured it was already there on chairs and poo poo, so why not just slap his name in it and make it part of the brand?

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Gobblecoque posted:

making a coat of arms for your family is like the most tacky nouveau riche thing ever

Trump probably doesnt even know what coat of arms means

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Oh Christ, some fat kid has a t-shirt saying "Trump will suck it up buttercup"

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Imagine trump riding into battle in the medieval times, the vanguard of his soldiers. What a glorious sight

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

brylcreem posted:

Oh Christ, some fat kid has a t-shirt saying "Trump will suck it up buttercup"

if "it" means russian hooker piss, then yes

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bob NewSCART posted:

Imagine trump riding into battle on a golf cart in the medieval times, the vanguard of his soldiers. What a glorious sight

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
can someone please piss the leak tape

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