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kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Crain posted:

The third guy is St. Francis Xavier.

Monk's are known to cut their hair in what is known as a tonsure.

See if you can figure out the joke from those two bits of info.


spoiler:

The first two are naturally bald or balding. So no they didn't cut their bangs short, they just don't have the hair anymore. St. Francis Xavier however did not go bald. However, it is known/said that the tonsure style hair cut for monks was inspired by his story, where townsfolk mockingly cut his hair like that (bald on top) and as a sign of humility he kept it and made it a symbol (and thus why most monks carry on the tradition). The joke is that while St. Francis Xavier didn't chose to have his bangs cut, he's also not going bald, and technically the two main characters didn't cut their hair themselves either, though they did do it by choice.

bkub is good

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Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣

Podcast link in bio ofc

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

Podcast link in bio ofc

I wonder if "Why I'm Canceled" has anything to do with how he talks about "handing out n-word passes".

Also I don't watch Star Trek but I'm relatively sure Klingons don't represent the American left wing.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vib Rib posted:

I wonder if "Why I'm Canceled" has anything to do with how he talks about "handing out n-word passes".

Also I don't watch Star Trek but I'm relatively sure Klingons don't represent the American left wing.

In TOS they sorta represented the USSR/China. But not in terms of actually being communist in any way, just the Federation being in a sorta Cold war with them that occasional has proxy conflicts that get hot.

Later versions have even less resemblance to USSR/China in any appreciable manner.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/Minkowitz/status/1393983555689197569

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

is it too late to say that Joe Rogan is Gwyneth Paltrow for men? Because I read that on these forums and it's the greatest description of him I've ever seen

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

He's not canceled, he's cancled, very different.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
he has fat ankles?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

hawowanlawow posted:

is it too late to say that Joe Rogan is Gwyneth Paltrow for men? Because I read that on these forums and it's the greatest description of him I've ever seen

No because it's a really good description of him.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Gwyneth Paltbro

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Joe Rogan’s Callery pear candle

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
If Rogan can convince a bunch of weird dudes to shove a piece of jade up their dicks, it may all have been worth it.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

If Rogan can convince a bunch of weird dudes to shove a piece of jade up their dicks, it may all have been worth it.

Like I need Joe Rogan to convince me to do that. **Ooppaaahhh!!**

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

A fine accompaniment to my anal opal

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Edit: hemataint

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/nataliaantonova/status/1394704964082077698?s=21

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Shout out to this all time classic



edit: holy poo poo

flavor.flv has a new favorite as of 18:46 on May 19, 2021

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

When I see stuff like this I always wonder how they think it's going to turn out, like, the messages in the first picture are obviously things he had planned out to write to her, what in his mind, would have been the ideal way for the conversation to go after that?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

It must be difficult to have to argue against yourself constantly because the shibboleths keep getting shifted around

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Here's a fun one, someone flipping out about pronouns in a bio, but not for the reason you would expect.

https://twitter.com/zhashx/status/1394825615140917251?s=20

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Skwirl posted:

When I see stuff like this I always wonder how they think it's going to turn out, like, the messages in the first picture are obviously things he had planned out to write to her, what in his mind, would have been the ideal way for the conversation to go after that?

Years and years ago, I saw this interview with a porn star (I think Lisa Ann?). She said that she's had plenty of experiences at meet and greets where a guy will come up and offer her thousands of dollars for a night with her. When she turns them down, explaining that she's not a prostitute and that's not how this whole porn star thing works, the men flip out and start insulting her, calling her old, ugly, washed-up, a whore, a oval office, etc. "Wait, now I'm an old, ugly bitch? A minute ago you were offering me a downpayment on a house to gently caress me!"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Read After Burning posted:

Years and years ago, I saw this interview with a porn star (I think Lisa Ann?). She said that she's had plenty of experiences at meet and greets where a guy will come up and offer her thousands of dollars for a night with her. When she turns them down, explaining that she's not a prostitute and that's not how this whole porn star thing works, the men flip out and start insulting her, calling her old, ugly, washed-up, a whore, a oval office, etc. "Wait, now I'm an old, ugly bitch? A minute ago you were offering me a downpayment on a house to gently caress me!"

That's not surprising, it's terrible, but it's not surprising. I mean, what did that guy think she was going to say that would have been a positive outcome. In your example it would have been, "sure, here's my room card come up at 9pm and bring champagne." If this woman hadn't gone off at him, what other response was he expecting?

And that's not even getting into wanting to chat with someone on twitter is not the same as wanting to date them when you see their profile on bumble.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Skwirl posted:

Here's a fun one, someone flipping out about pronouns in a bio, but not for the reason you would expect.

https://twitter.com/zhashx/status/1394825615140917251?s=20

There’s always gold in the comments. Everything points to this reply being sincere.

https://twitter.com/ashisabrosexual/status/1395015585273192464?s=21

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
This is hilarious and I am stealing it. "I had dat sense that ur one of the bi"

https://twitter.com/zhashx/status/1395078731778203649

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Skwirl posted:

In your example it would have been, "sure, here's my room card come up at 9pm and bring champagne." If this woman hadn't gone off at him, what other response was he expecting?

Serious answer: "Your strategy of stalk-messaging me on another, non-dating app is odd, but quirky and charming. I'll give you a chance."

Its the kind of things you see guys doing in B list romcoms and they get the girls in the end, after all. Then of course the mask comes off when they flip the script because they realize they have no chance.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I don’t think you can blame rom com as I think it’s the basic idea behind sending a dick pic for no real reason and expecting it to work

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don’t think you can blame rom com as I think it’s the basic idea behind sending a dick pic for no real reason and expecting it to work

Nice edit. I would love to get a duck picture from a guy. Ducks are funny!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Pththya-lyi posted:

Nice edit. I would love to get a duck picture from a guy. Ducks are funny!

It auto corrected but dick is a word!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don’t think you can blame rom com as I think it’s the basic idea behind sending a dick pic for no real reason and expecting it to work

Don't fall into the trap of believing dick pics function to get women interested in dating them. They are exhibitionism at best and explicitly meant to harass the recipients at worst. They are not really in the incel playbook.

Stupid "be persistent and she will relent and give you a chance" poo poo absolutely is, though. The romcom connection I gave was a bit glib, but media like that is definitely a contributor (outside of lovely people in the incel communities themselves, of course).

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Dick pics work on grindr.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
In the rom com she only finds out the guy was stalking her on accident, then he admits he was wrong to do it but she's so wonderful it drove him to it and she finds it endearing that he blames her for his criminal behavior and falls for him. He usually doesn't admit to the stalking until after getting caught out.

Like the movie where David Spade dognaps Elizabeth Hurley's dog.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Please, these are formal dick-pics taken at Sears Photo Studio. Refer to them as Richard pics.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Skwirl posted:

In the rom com she only finds out the guy was stalking her on accident, then he admits he was wrong to do it but she's so wonderful it drove him to it and she finds it endearing that he blames her for his criminal behavior and falls for him. He usually doesn't admit to the stalking until after getting caught out.

Like the movie where David Spade dognaps Elizabeth Hurley's dog.

Yes but also consider: these people are dumb and impatient/desperate.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Please, these are formal dick-pics taken at Sears Photo Studio. Refer to them as Richard pics.

are you talking to me? *points to name plate that says "Richard Pics"*

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Mak0rz posted:

Stupid "be persistent and she will relent and give you a chance" poo poo absolutely is, though. The romcom connection I gave was a bit glib, but media like that is definitely a contributor (outside of lovely people in the incel communities themselves, of course).

Hell, doesn't even have to have -com in with the rom-. :( Look at how Johnny Cash acted towards June in Walk the Line. Sure, it seems they loved each other very much and had a long-lasting relationship, but it was still uncomfortable to watch in 2014 or whenever I finally saw that movie.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Please, these are formal dick-pics taken at Sears Photo Studio. Refer to them as Richard pics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isu_ECMW-D4

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Pssh, if peacocks can go around showing off their plumage, I don't see why I can't slather my duck in glitter and just go waving it around.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

christmas boots posted:

Pssh, if peacocks can go around showing off their plumage, I don't see why I can't slather my duck in glitter and just go waving it around.

I'd live in a society where this was the norm, as long as actual touchings of dick was consensual. It could be a newer, more modern version of those papuan dick scabbards.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
The real reason not to is that once you have glitter on your dick, you will always have glitter on your dick.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Skwirl posted:

When I see stuff like this I always wonder how they think it's going to turn out, like, the messages in the first picture are obviously things he had planned out to write to her, what in his mind, would have been the ideal way for the conversation to go after that?

I think these people are this blunt and obvious in all things in life. It's just it really stands out when trying to court. Being blunt and rude to a stranger you'll never see again means very little, being like that when you desire a relationship with someone is lol

i don't think they're ALL misogynistic, some of them are just complete assholes all the time and can barely function in civilisation and it's both funny and very scary at the same time.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Please, these are formal dick-pics taken at Sears Photo Studio. Refer to them as Richard pics.

I'm imagining a 70s/80s style floating head composite portrait, except you know, penises.

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Read After Burning posted:

Hell, doesn't even have to have -com in with the rom-. :( Look at how Johnny Cash acted towards June in Walk the Line. Sure, it seems they loved each other very much and had a long-lasting relationship, but it was still uncomfortable to watch in 2014 or whenever I finally saw that movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isu_ECMW-D4

that really was the best show, and its good that they ended it before it started to suck

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