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I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

wanna boat them titties

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:06

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# ? Jun 26, 2024 14:05

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Homeroom Fingering posted:

Katie Quakenbush.

Woo-oo!

life is like a hurricane here in nashville
hobos pistols sports cars - its a duck blur

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:07

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

wanna boat them titties

Pics?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:16

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Leave wiz khalifas wife out of this

I think you're thinking of miz khalifa

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:31

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I think you're thinking of miz khalifa

I think you're thinking of Mia Khalifa.

Unless this is about The Miz now

# ? Sep 15, 2017 17:15

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

I shot a man in Nashville just to watch the internet cry

# ? Sep 16, 2017 02:45

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

I am Toni Lippi posted:

I shot a man in Nashville just to watch the internet cry

Missed the woman

# ? Sep 16, 2017 03:24

Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

She's hot. Hope she gets away with it.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 03:43

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Streak posted:

She's hot. Hope she gets away with it.

Raise ur bar

# ? Sep 16, 2017 03:46

Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

Burt Sexual posted:

Raise ur bar

After looking at that mugshot its raising on its own if u get my drift

# ? Sep 16, 2017 03:47

epsilon: Oct 31, 2001

Streak posted:

She's hot.

like nah not at all

# ? Sep 16, 2017 03:48

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

if she can stop doing whatever shes doing with the right (her right) side of her face she would look goooood. and maybe some people just arent good in pictures

# ? Sep 16, 2017 04:41

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Homeless man may get justice, because (according to the daily mail) white girl was a sex trade worker. Her dad may be rich, but she's firmly in the white trash demographic.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4884856/Photos-woman-shot-homeless-man-appear-escort-site.html

quote:

As she awaited her next court date on Thursday after posting $25,000 in bail, photographs of her on explicit adult websites emerged.

Photographs of Katie Quackenbush, 26, appear on an escort website service in Nashville under the name of Presley Scott. She was charged with attempted murder earlier this month for shooting a homeless man outside her Porsche SUV

They offer the services of a woman calling herself Presley Scott who charges $800-an-hour for her services.

She also appears under the name Bubbles on a website for glamour models.

The woman's former fianc� has also come forward after learning of her arrest in the news and says he is not the least bit surprised by it.
'This is just like, completely in her character. This really doesn't surprise me at all. This sounds just like her,' Ian McGrath said in a YouTube video.

He claimed the pair dated 'on and off' for a year-and-a-half in 2011 and were engaged.
Quackenbush, who has a five-year-old son with a different man, was working at the time as a professional skier and stripper but was pursuing her dreams of becoming a musician, he said.

The pair shared an apartment in Denver but, McGrath said, she 'had a superiority complex' about 'being rich'.

She's no angel.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 05:28

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

poverty goat posted:

she was either doing blow or sucking cock, there's no other reason for a drunk white girl to be sitting in her porsche parked on the side of the road in hobo territory with the music booming at 3am e: with a loaded gun

e: vvv I guess buying blow is a good possibility too

turns out i was right on both counts

# ? Sep 16, 2017 05:48

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

In order to win, we had to turn her into a sex worker; the lowest category on the actuary table of justice.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 05:56

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

COMRADES posted:

Also gently caress her, 'outlaw country.'

This is outlaw country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmotxTHX0V0

would listen to dac while cockin quakenbush

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:02

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

"Oxballs Ain't Even Tryin No More"

The title of my next outlaw country song.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:06

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

"Oxballs Ain't Even Tryin No More"

The title of my next outlaw country song.

Lol and yet...

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:16

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

I'm forever blowing bubbles

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:17

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Seriously you guys are insanely easy

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:23

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

If only that hobo pulled himself up by his bootstraps and sold his body for 800/hr.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:24

Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

I knew she was hot

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:25

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

down n out posted:

If only that hobo pulled himself up by his bootstraps and sold his body for 800/hr.

Nobody would pay. At best it was worth maybe 5 cents worth of lead

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:27

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Nobody would pay. At best it was worth maybe 5 cents worth of lead

But if he attempted to murder the pretty white lady he would be held on a million dollar bond lol

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:39

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

down n out posted:

But if he attempted to murder the pretty white lady he would be held on a million dollar bond lol

Nah probably not that much because he has no money. The system works

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:40

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Nah probably not that much because he has no money. The system works

And Porsche-lawyer daddy prostitute gets $25,000 attempted murder bond? Come on now, you're being silly.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:46

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

down n out posted:

And Porsche-lawyer daddy prostitute gets $25,000 attempted murder bond? Come on now, you're being silly.

He would probably get that much or less. Which wouldn't matter because he has no money and would not be released. Again: the system works.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:48

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Also the dad is not a Porsche-lawyer.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:49

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

He would probably get that much or less. Which wouldn't matter because he has no money and would not be released. Again: the system works.

For homeboy sure. But "dollar-signs for eyes" homegirl isn't experiencing financial hardship and the judge should have posted at $250,000.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 06:58

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

800 dollars for some random woman? What the heck

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:04

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

I hope he gets a sweet payout from this and hires her.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:19

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I have to say if it came down to it i'd rather get murdered in a street alteration by a fancy whore than a cheap whore.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:22

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

class war now?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:24

Healthy Nut Snack: Mar 23, 2016

Peace de Bundy posted:

I wonder what her political affiliations are. I can see her hair leans left, but her face leans right. My money is on libertarian.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:27

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

What was the deal with her previous assault charge?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 07:39

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

Domestic because she was denied the cummies

# ? Sep 16, 2017 11:08

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Professional skier, fetish artist

# ? Sep 16, 2017 12:17

Khorne: May 1, 2002

gary oldmans diary posted:

life is like a hurricane here in nashville
hobos pistols sports cars - its a duck blur

we might solve a mystery
or fire two shots into a homeless man complaining about the exhaust of my lovely porsche suv

# ? Sep 16, 2017 12:40

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Still lolling @ her just firing a gun wildly with her eyes closed

# ? Sep 16, 2017 13:53

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# ? Jun 26, 2024 14:05

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Do her nipples match the directions her eyes point in or no

# ? Sep 16, 2017 13:56

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