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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Get ready

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepCummings/status/1090225703805693952

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frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1090244651578204160?s=19

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


hes so mad people know about him talking to the martian astromen in the mirror

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1090240093275729920

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Would an NDA apply to made up stories and fiction :thunk:

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

it's me, the gofer

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

lmao

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1090246381028208645

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Good morning. Our species will literally not survive allowing CHUDs to live and breathe.

I don't usually like your bleak posts because I have a tendency to spiral into depression and let's say not fun thoughts with little encouragement...but goddamn if what you write doesn't ring depressingly true here.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Love how he could just ignore people and move on, but he latches on, goes into full denial mode, and totally illuminates weaknesses like a set piece boss battle. Guy is shook, piss-shook.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

He wrote a book based on lies and fiction also he had an nda so it's bad he told all these...lies?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/michaelglassner/status/1090249001746747392

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Yesssssssss

eke out posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/TPMLiveWire/status/1090247936817156101

you can tell this guy knows he's going to make more money now

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Boom

Buckle up

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/TPM/status/1090247383508832256

AOC running 2020

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



she’s not old enough

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Tiny Lowtax posted:

she’s not old enough

I know, I meant Fox News keeps mentioning her whenever 2020 is talked about.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Yaaass

Slay queen

Khaleesi

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1090252013135220737
lol

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

henkman posted:

Yaaass

Slay queen

Khaleesi

Jeeze, you typed that out.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


Cliff Sims, who I say... I would call him Falling off the Cliff, because he is doing that right now with regards to lying. He worked for me, very little, but he did. But he was a nobody, not very good at his job, and quite frankly only someone very dumb would have hired him or would hire him right now, but he's on CNN. FAKE NEWS CNN. And he's talking about a book, awful stuff, bad words, and full of so many lies. I'm.... Nancy, I call her Nancy but it's Nancy Pelosi, she's told me that the State of the Union has to wait. Which is not true. Because right now, right here? I'm doing it. I'm reading this book and I'm doing my state of it, the state of the FAKE NEWS book.

First of all, Falling off the Cliff claims that I stared into a mirror and said "Space Station, This is Your President." Fake, of course, it was a shiny piece of metal, to reflect.... to be like the space station would be, made of the metal to make it through the Van Der Graff Radiators. The waves in space will melt a ship, and that's why I wanted to give the money to NASA. For things like that, to stop the waves or the cosmic. So yes, if I'm.... if you don't like scientists getting money then I suppose this is a true accusation, in regards to what it says. But I promised them the money, to get to Mars. Maybe soon.

Later in the book, which I never read, I would never read this. But the files.... Sarah? I had Sarah Huckabee Sanders read some, and she circled the parts that we could sue for. And we will - Cliff, we will see you in court, eventually.

But then in the book, if you can believe it, he says that my Administration was "out of control" and a "nest of vipers". First of all, and this is..... he should know this, but we caught the snakes. Within 4 days we had exterminators in the White House and they caught those snakes and they let me eat the eggs, so we know.... that's it. Bye bye snakes, and vipers, which is... those are 2 kinds of snakes and we don't have either of them now. We are a well oiled machine, the oil is flowing and it's spraying the machine parts to keep them running. Ivanka? Ivanka, my daughter, lovely daughter.... she's working on a thing, if you can believe it. A report about the machine and can you imagine her with the oil?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Tiny Lowtax posted:

she’s not old enough

Makes sense they're obsessed with her then

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This will be a great watch as well

https://mobile.twitter.com/HASCDemocrats/status/1090247889593470979

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005



do eet. get NDAs ruled unconstitutional, make the Trump administration good for at least one thing

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1090258293510029312

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://youtu.be/8pnoQ9w4HNY

We can do that, we dont even have to have a reason.

schmug
May 20, 2007

eke out posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/TPMLiveWire/status/1090247936817156101

you can tell this guy knows he's going to make more money now


Well at least this guy has faith and Jesus on his side.

schmug
May 20, 2007

Oscar Wild posted:

https://youtu.be/8pnoQ9w4HNY

We can do that, we dont even have to have a reason.

lmao when I first read his tweet I thought it said "golfer". Perfect!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/amandalitman/status/1089908480243351552

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

"I have a cream"

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

unpacked robinhood posted:

"I have a cream"

:pusheen:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

The House Armed Comittee hearing has started

https://youtu.be/bNDPgRqZqS0

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

sometimes the void stares back

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

I'd be happy if Stephen Miller was thrown feet first into a trash compactor.

h3r0n
Dec 22, 2005

Going broke to own the libs:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-01-29/harley-profit-wiped-out-by-tariffs-as-sales-continue-slumping

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

just lol if trump kills Harley Davidson

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS


Alexa show me the biggest virgin

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
https://twitter.com/emptywheel/status/1090261224036548617

Nice.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

What are the committees Republicans are refusing to name members to so they can't operate again? Has that been resolved?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Now millions of people who had never heard of him or his book are fully aware of it.

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Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003


So much for this article from yesterday that was originally titled to give credit to the dumb man for not doing the dumb thing

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-does-the-unthinkable-in-response-to-latest-wave-of-tell-all-books-he-shuts-up?source=articles&via=rss

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