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imagine being such a turd you get fired from tesla for safety violations
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May 23, 2019 00:58
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Powershift posted:imagine being such a turd you get fired from tesla for safety violations yeah the violation was caring about safety
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May 23, 2019 01:00
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probably a clever plan by Musk to avoid things like severance pay.
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Taintrunner posted:yeah the violation was caring about safety if elon musk can headbutt a car, the speed of the production line should only be limited by wind resistance.
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May 23, 2019 01:01
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etalian posted:probably a clever plan by Musk to avoid things like severance pay. 100%. this is why they needed a union
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May 23, 2019 01:18
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Powershift posted:Musk's first tweet in 6 days 
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May 23, 2019 01:21
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Silly people on Stocktwit are saying Apple, Google or Microsoft are likely to acquire Tesla around the $120-$150 range  At the rate this is dropping, we might even see 150 sometime next month.
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May 23, 2019 01:58
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Bofast posted:Silly people on Stocktwit are saying Apple, Google or Microsoft are likely to acquire Tesla around the $120-$150 range Nobody wants tesla, it's in a debt fueled death spiral. VW is probably gonna swoop in for the assets in the middle of the bankruptcy proceedings leaving the bag holders with an empty bag.
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May 23, 2019 02:00
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Frabba posted:To be fair, this just sounds like luxurysedandriver.txt. well there was the part where he said “I have you on video” and I loving laughed I. his face and told him to eat a bag of dicks because that poo poo is gone
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May 23, 2019 02:04
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orange sky posted:Oh my god I'd missed this one, soooo gooood I knew he doesn't know anything about anything and just likes to say "yes, and we can also do..." to every idea people pitch at him like a real-life version of Chris Roberts but this is just 
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Best Friends posted:100%. this is why they needed a union Also a reminder how he had Telsa do medical fraud to deny workers compensation for their work related injuries.
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May 23, 2019 02:16
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BattleMaster posted:I knew he doesn't know anything about anything and just likes to say "yes, and we can also do..." to every idea people pitch at him like a real-life version of Chris Roberts but this is just no, but what if you were powerful stupid, and also a "billionaire"
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May 23, 2019 03:11
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Not a Children posted:It's hilarious but I can't help but feel kinda bad for this guy
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May 23, 2019 03:38
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bring back old gbs posted:lol oh yeah one of the good things from the MS call today was the guy harping on the irrelevance of the S and X models (old design, zero refreshes) and if the Model 3 isnt saving the company nothing will I listened to the whole call as well and his point was moreso "they have more data in this space than anyone else, and that's worth something, even if their hardware isn't, but what that's actually worth is a huge question mark -- but based on information from peers we think it's a decent amount" he also mentioned that even if you factor in $45 a share as value from self driving data, that barely offsets the debt on the company, and everything else might hold no value
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May 23, 2019 03:44
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then he went on for a few minutes about their valuable technology and how far ahead they are of the competition due to training their neural net
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the other more interesting point that got brought up that I haven't having mentioned elsewhere is that having a car that records everything around it 24/7 and then stores that information is a huge privacy clusterfuck/opportunity for spying especially when that car might be constructed in China
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May 23, 2019 03:48
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https://electrek.co/2019/05/21/tesla-autopilot-lane-change-oncoming-traffic/ https://twitter.com/greentheonly/status/1130640078089478146 nice
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May 23, 2019 03:52
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Powershift posted:imagine being such a turd you get fired from tesla for safety violations you think management is oblivious? they’ve been silently taking notes the whole time for this exact scenario. never trust management
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May 23, 2019 04:30
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That is true. If you ever get called in to have a meeting about something at work you did wrong, they will always bring up tonnes of other poo poo, sometimes from months ago, to throw at you. Why didn't they bring that stuff up at the time? Because it wasn't important enough. But they love to use it to try and overwhelm you. Never trust management.
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May 23, 2019 05:00
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Oh, what the everliving poo poo?quote:Elon Musk's Boring Company is heading to Vegas.
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May 23, 2019 05:04
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talk about fear and loathing
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May 23, 2019 05:06
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Oh, what the everliving poo poo? Lmfao
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May 23, 2019 05:11
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Their drill is going it seize up, jam, and stay in Vegas.
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May 23, 2019 05:29
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SelenicMartian posted:Their drill is going it seize up, jam, and stay in Vegas. You know what they say, what happens in vegas poses a serious structural risk to a large number of buildings. for real though, i hope he collapses the entire city, because the answer to "the earth is getting warmer trying to kill us" isn't air conditioned golf courses in the desert.
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May 23, 2019 05:33
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that's just ocean's 13
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May 23, 2019 05:40
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It was a plot point in Oceans 11 too. SelenicMartian posted:Their drill is going it seize up, jam, and stay in Vegas. Don Cheedle is heading the project.
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May 23, 2019 06:36
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Stefan Prodan posted:are E46 330s worth anything, that's what my wife has, or it just M3s There's an issue with the rear axis sub frame anchor points being a bit on the flimsy side but there's weld in kits to fix that (kits are cheap, just work intensive to do) apart from that it's one of their best indeed. E: as a general advice on chassis conservation, get the cavities oiled/greased/waxed every couple years and apply an undercarriage wax every year before the winter starts (and maybe refresh in the middle if they salt your roads) Fluid film is great for cavities and quite affordable, but you'll need something harder and more resilient for the undercarriage or you gonna be fluid filming the undercarriage every odd month. Avoid any kind of rubberized undercoating like the plague. Calling them a scam would be too nice because they are not only a waste of money they'll actively rust out your car. I think the typical US product would be Z-bar or something like that? South Maine auto had a good episode on it. Combat Theory has issued a correction as of 06:51 on May 23, 2019 |
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May 23, 2019 06:39
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lol it's already a nazi I tried putting in some hot and heavy stuff, and 6 out of 8 tries have led to incest, so it's apparently a Pornhub user too.
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May 23, 2019 08:43
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BattleMaster posted:I knew he doesn't know anything about anything and just likes to say "yes, and we can also do..." to every idea people pitch at him like a real-life version of Chris Roberts but this is just in the past when musk did this poo poo it would at least be an idea that was theoretically possible but logistically infeasible, like his dumb self driving cars. yeah at some point in the future we might have computers and software that are powerful to handle driving a vehicle on their own, but that's still at least 10-20 years off at best. this isn't just infeasible, it's loving impossible and a straight up lie. what are you going to do with a communications satellite to turn it into an orbital "debris collector"? the only thing i can think of is trying to pilot it in front of a debris cloud in the hopes that a collision would deorbit some of the debris, but that would just create even more loving debris. jesus christ i hate this idiot
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May 23, 2019 08:44
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evobatman posted:I tried putting in some hot and heavy stuff, and 6 out of 8 tries have led to incest, so it's apparently a Pornhub user too. Or a
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May 23, 2019 09:38
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186 pre market this thing is amazing
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May 23, 2019 09:48
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e:fb ^^ 186.40 in after hours. Taking bets for today's low? 
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May 23, 2019 09:52
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Well my chart analysis says... [peeks into a laptop displaying furry porn]... 169
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May 23, 2019 10:26
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evobatman posted:I tried putting in some hot and heavy stuff, and 6 out of 8 tries have led to incest, so it's apparently a Pornhub user too. I'm sure that can somehow be explain by "Reddit" anyway. Also, 185.51 right now? 
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May 23, 2019 10:40
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Teal posted:Well my chart analysis says... [peeks into a laptop displaying furry porn]... 169  At least it's not saying 621 Combat Theory has issued a correction as of 11:11 on May 23, 2019 |
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May 23, 2019 11:00
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Combat Theory posted:
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May 23, 2019 11:20
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Bofast posted:I'm sure that can somehow be explain by "Reddit" anyway. 184.89 when I checked a minute ago.
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May 23, 2019 11:24
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Side question: how do pre-market numbers work? What kind of trading affects them?
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May 23, 2019 11:25
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Combat Theory posted:Side question: how do pre-market numbers work? What kind of trading affects them? like the rest of the market, it's just mostly computers trading with each other, it just happens outside the confines of The Close. mostly what you have is institutional investors making markets and liquidating positions outside of the normal trading hours where they'll get matched up with another institutional investor. like a chinese investment bank is still going to have TSLA shares to manage and they're not staying up to the middle of the night to shave off a couple hundred thousand shares
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BEAR GRYLLZ posted:in the past when musk did this poo poo it would at least be an idea that was theoretically possible but logistically infeasible, like his dumb self driving cars. yeah at some point in the future we might have computers and software that are powerful to handle driving a vehicle on their own, but that's still at least 10-20 years off at best. Remember when Musky wrote that a Tesla can act as a boat for a short while, with the wheels providing propulsion? It's just more of the same.
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