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 Our house In the middle of our street
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May 6, 2021 16:44
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That loving rules but also I wonder if it stinks.
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May 6, 2021 17:11
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Good to have an escape hatch.
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May 6, 2021 17:46
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GreenNight posted:Good to have an Ninja Turtle visitation hatch.
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May 6, 2021 20:21
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GreenNight posted:Good to have an escape hatch. You never know when Inspector Javert is going to show up.
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May 6, 2021 20:36
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  https://www.zillow.com/homes/1410-Andean-Ln-Powhatan,-VA,-23139_rb/108019502_zpid/
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May 6, 2021 21:58
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Youth Decay posted:
This whole thing is the most soulless thing I've seen in a good long while.
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May 6, 2021 22:26
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I don’t know, we can tell a lot about the previous owners. For example, they love fish tanks and having one TV inexplicably mounted above another, and hate functional counter space.
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May 6, 2021 22:33
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Blue Moonlight posted:I don’t know, we can tell a lot about the previous owners. For example, they love fish tanks and having one TV inexplicably mounted above another, and hate functional counter space. Also passionate about cleaning leaves out of pool
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May 6, 2021 22:37
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Man why is the geometry of the roof like that
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May 6, 2021 22:44
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aphid_licker posted:Man why is the geometry of the roof like that The floorplan is laid out on a computer and the roof is programmatically created to encapsulate it. Normally, an architect would rework the interior to allow a sensible roof. Not so here.
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May 6, 2021 22:47
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aphid_licker posted:Man why is the geometry of the roof like that As with most of these mcmansions, they are using a roof builder plugin. I'm not kidding. It's what also leads to funky boxed out sections in the drywall where nobody bothered to notice that three things can't fit into the same space until they tried to build the place.
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May 6, 2021 22:49
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the shape of the pool is pretty funny
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May 6, 2021 23:04
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What, you've never swam in a dick shaped pool? Diving board is in a good spot too.
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May 6, 2021 23:12
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The roof might also be intentionally like that. It's the same reasons McMansions have a million juts, protrusions, turrets and walls that inexplicably step in and out a dozen times. A long walk looks very barren and plain if it's straight and flat. Even decorative windows don't do much to break it out. Now the same can be said of roofs. A single long uniform run can look similar. It's quite possible it was auto generated, but I'm guessing that the architect added all that poo poo because they wanted it to look more interesting and architects don't have to build those abominations.
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May 6, 2021 23:18
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Maybe it’s like the window tax where rich bastards would use a bunch of tiny windows to flaunt their wealth. Their ability to maintain that roof advertises fitness to potential mates.
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May 6, 2021 23:22
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every time i drive by a mcmansion that has been plopped down next to a bunch of modest older houses, i think to myself HELL YEAH, TRIANGLES
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May 6, 2021 23:24
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:What, you've never swam in a dick shaped pool? The Prince Alboard
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May 6, 2021 23:32
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Or a handheld beaver get out of here mr trump, your presidency is over
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May 6, 2021 23:39
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Zamujasa posted:That reminds me of this local gem: thisbuildingdoesnotexist.gif
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May 7, 2021 00:24
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Blistex posted:The roof might also be intentionally like that. It's the same reasons McMansions have a million juts, protrusions, turrets and walls that inexplicably step in and out a dozen times. A long walk looks very barren and plain if it's straight and flat. Even decorative windows don't do much to break it out. Now the same can be said of roofs. A single long uniform run can look similar. Whoever did that was cheated on by a roofer once
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May 7, 2021 01:24
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As a property adjuster that has to sketch those monstrosities whenever they get damaged: here’s to hoping that every wanna-be home designer that believes novelty is simply impossible without acid-fueled fractal roof designs gets fired into the sun.
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May 7, 2021 02:05
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Whenever I do a roof it usually works out to ~$1000 a day. Those kinds of roofs . . . I'd charge double for cutting alone.
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May 7, 2021 05:10
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Youth Decay posted:
There's a bedroom downstairs with 2 bathtubs and it's not even the master, whaaaaaaat the EDIT: 3 swinger couples lived there, I'm sure of it.
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May 7, 2021 07:03
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Metaline posted:EDIT: 3 swinger couples lived there, I'm sure of it. Each has their own fish tank.
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May 7, 2021 07:13
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Douglas Adams posted:Where it got really odd was the roof.
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May 7, 2021 07:15
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kid sinister posted:
Sanitary sewer? If so, ffffuuuuuuuuuuck
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May 7, 2021 18:21
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Surely an unsanitary one would be worse
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May 7, 2021 21:00
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On-topic: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21131-San-Pablo-Dr-Land-O-Lakes-FL-34637/99869472_zpid/  for photo #6In case it gets taken down and u still want to see old benus - https://i.imgur.com/WCrXMO8.jpg
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May 8, 2021 06:02
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Like to imagine it wasn't the owner taking the photos and is a professional photographer
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May 8, 2021 06:07
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Dillbag posted:On-topic: To be fair, they are very direct in their messaging: quote:Caliente is a clothing optional community in Land O Lakes, FL. Brings to mind mysterious warnings from my high school Spanish teacher about referring to things as caliente. EDIT: The more you know! quote:Do not make the mistake of translating I am hot literally (estoy caliente). As you might have heard or seen somewhere, it would be interpreted as “I am feeling horny / Aroused”! Blue Moonlight fucked around with this message at 06:23 on May 8, 2021 |
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May 8, 2021 06:15
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Zil posted:Like to imagine it wasn't the owner taking the photos and is a professional photographer Well it is Florida. gently caress working in a house with no A/C.
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May 8, 2021 06:15
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Dillbag posted:On-topic: The real NWS part of this is $182/month in loving HOA fees.
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May 8, 2021 07:32
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Youth Decay posted:
I swear this is on Starfish Island in Vice City.
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May 8, 2021 07:51
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Elviscat posted:The real NWS part of this is $182/month in loving HOA fees. Elviscat posted:loving HOA fees.  edit: "all bushes must be trimmed to 1/4" no exceptions"
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May 8, 2021 23:47
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SyNack Sassimov posted:"all bushes must be trimmed to 1/4" no exceptions" 
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May 9, 2021 01:57
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Pouring 9' tall Nudura walls on Monday. Hope I don't have the opportunity to post the results here.
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May 9, 2021 04:11
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SyNack Sassimov posted:edit: "all bushes must be trimmed to 1/4" no exceptions"  Came here to make that joke.
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May 9, 2021 16:26
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If you haven't checked out Elviscat's thread of construction based sorrow and anger, you really shouldElviscat posted:Fishing the SER for the kitchen sub panel, cut a hole from the attic above the old porch/bathroom to the "inaccessible" attic in the addition/kitchen, spotted something weird and went digging.  
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May 9, 2021 22:57
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Looking at the bright side, the attic is now nolonger inaccessible. And no need to move another ladder when access is required
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May 9, 2021 23:09
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