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Your city has just been invaded by a seemingly unstoppable army! What do you do, cowboy? WHAT DO YOU DO!? Edit: I take no responsibility for blatant continuity errors goonigoogoo fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Apr 22, 2006 |
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Apr 22, 2006 08:57
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Pick up chainsaw!
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Apr 22, 2006 08:57
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Saw your own head off.
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Apr 22, 2006 08:58
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I post about it on the internet.
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Apr 22, 2006 08:58
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Go to bed
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Apr 22, 2006 08:58
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Eat flowers!
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Apr 22, 2006 08:58
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Drink the water in the vase, make sure the chainsaw has gas in it, do my hair differently and watch TV to see if something important comes up. Oh yeah, table infront of door.
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Apr 22, 2006 08:58
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Equip TV and stare at chainsaw.
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Apr 22, 2006 08:58
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leonlai86 posted:Go to bed Ssh! We're stalling man
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Apr 22, 2006 08:58
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Put the chainsaw through the TV.
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Apr 22, 2006 08:58
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Watch the drat TV. TV is important. Edit: Why don't you have any chairs? We need chairs, this is VITAL.
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Apr 22, 2006 08:59
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Find a cowboy hat. Can't be a cowboy without a cowboy hat. edit: barricade the window with the door
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Apr 22, 2006 08:59
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Barricade the door with the table.
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Apr 22, 2006 08:59
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For a moment before I clicked on this thread I wondered if it was about Iran 
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Apr 22, 2006 09:00
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USE >WINDOW >>DOOR >>>SELF? ----------------
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Apr 22, 2006 09:00
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Masturbate furiously while loving myself in the rear end with my chainsaw!
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Apr 22, 2006 09:00
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Wonder where the hell the wall meets the floor in my two-dimensional house
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Apr 22, 2006 09:00
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Chainsaw the TV in half since the newsman is clearly an annoying fucktard and then climb out the window to go look for your family to make sure they are OK since doors are for suckers.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:00
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Ponder the void I was living in.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:01
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Dennis.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:01
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Sit under that little table and wait for death. Also, cry uncontrollably.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:01
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Attempt to hide in entertainment center.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:01
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Why does my window lack drapes or blinds? What spartan hell did I wake up in? I would immediately start knitting drapes or making GBS threads blinds. I'm not sure how you make blinds, but I'd probably be too scared to do anything but try to poo poo them.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:01
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Eat the flower.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:01
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TV rots the brain. Shut that thing off, we're gonna need full brain capacity here. Also open the window and then chuck the flower out of it. We don't need anyone thinking we're gay or something.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:01
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Unleash the badger.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:02
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EAT THE FLOWER edit: WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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Apr 22, 2006 09:02
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Nathan Zachary posted:Pick up chainsaw! Okay!  ...Now what?
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Apr 22, 2006 09:02
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goonigoogoo posted:Okay! Chainsaw the loving door down! ----------------
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Apr 22, 2006 09:03
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watch the news I wanna see the cut scene info, so I can get some poo poo together
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Apr 22, 2006 09:03
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Find out that your ex-wife is an alien and so is her morally ambiguous sheriff husband.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:03
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Chainsaw the television. That news show is nothing but LIES!
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Apr 22, 2006 09:04
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The guy on the news clearly wants a closer look at that chainsaw.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:04
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RichardHenley posted:Chainsaw the loving door down! NO THERE'S ALIENS OUTSIDE DON'T DO IT gently caress EDIT: I MEAN ILLEGAL ALIENS LIKE INVADING MEXICANS OR SOMETHING
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Apr 22, 2006 09:04
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fez_machine posted:Barricade the door with the table. Bolster it with the TV cabinet, and leave the TV on the floor. Of course, if there's a hammer and nails around, take the doors off of the TV cabinet before it does door backup duty and enforce that window, trooper! *You need the TV on for as long as possible for news, and if it quits, you can use it as something else. **Dammit, you picked up the chainsaw.
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Apr 22, 2006 09:05
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Jump out the window with the chainsaw! Quick!
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Apr 22, 2006 09:06
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goonigoogoo posted:...Now what?
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Apr 22, 2006 09:07
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what the gently caress is some preppy guy going to accomplish with a chainsaw grab that flower out of the vase and go toss it at the advancing army, greeting them as the liberators they are!
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Apr 22, 2006 09:07
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DoombatINC posted:EAT THE FLOWER  You gain 5HP!
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Apr 22, 2006 09:07
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I realize that my I.E.D creation set was a good investment after all!
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