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*glances at girls earrings* loving awesome. This is brilliant. *dinner arrives at table* Holy loving jesus. This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life. *glances at girls shoes* Jesus christ monkey balls.
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*glances at tits* Nice. Voted 5
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Apr 5, 2007 23:34
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wow, that looks so realistic!
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Apr 5, 2007 23:34
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*looks over check...takes out wallet* "heres my contribution"
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Apr 5, 2007 23:35
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Nice rear end. Your rear end for the loving win.
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Apr 5, 2007 23:35
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*eats full plate* Oh Jesus, More! More!
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Apr 5, 2007 23:35
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A-ha I spilled diet gatorade all over my performance gaming surface, good show sir!
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Apr 5, 2007 23:35
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this sig is made of random ofkay so if you dont like it you can didle your button 
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Apr 5, 2007 23:35
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sorry but it had to be done *grabs girl's titty*
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Apr 5, 2007 23:36
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Oh your father died recently? I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
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Apr 5, 2007 23:37
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your hairdo is absolutely brilliant. Holy Lord I can't stop looking at it
ps thats a direct quote from maoist banker 
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Apr 5, 2007 23:37
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Am i doing this rite???
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Apr 5, 2007 23:38
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*Grabs rear end* Grabbed for posteriority.
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Apr 5, 2007 23:38
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Your brother died in Iraq? Wow... current events reference. Nice
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Apr 5, 2007 23:38
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is this a joke?
stop saying 5 youre creeping me out dont even bother calling again you weird fucker |
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Apr 5, 2007 23:38
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this is my first time please be gentle
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Apr 5, 2007 23:39
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you are going right in my documents
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Apr 5, 2007 23:39
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*takes tiny sip of soup* Hmm...Needs more brian peppers.
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Apr 5, 2007 23:40
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*lays tip on table* 5 good sir, 5 for the loving win
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Apr 5, 2007 23:40
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im lolling at this whole date
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Apr 5, 2007 23:40
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Goatse is played out but in this situation it's gold.
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Apr 5, 2007 23:40
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 i can't believe no one else thought of this oh your parents brought you here on your birthday? Total. loving. Brilliance.... someone had to do it.
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Apr 5, 2007 23:41
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I'm glad to see the night starting nicely, Dragonforce on the radio right when you entered the car. Date has potential!
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Apr 5, 2007 23:41
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I'm going to hell for this but... *drops roofie in drink*
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Apr 5, 2007 23:42
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*gets inner thigh gently stroked* Jesus Christ... That is NOT work safe...
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Apr 5, 2007 23:43
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i like where this is going *drags unconscious date into van*
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Apr 5, 2007 23:43
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*puts date in trunk* Placeholder for later, will contribute soon
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Apr 5, 2007 23:44
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*date pulls up at restaurant* *retracts from shrub with cameraphone* Hello new desktop background
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Apr 5, 2007 23:44
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Excuse me, OP? A contribution?
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Apr 5, 2007 23:44
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I hate to poo poo on this, but
Genderfuck time! fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Apr 5, 2007
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*nervously avoids eye contact* a...am i doing this right??? *dabs off sweat with a napkin*
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Apr 5, 2007 23:45
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Too easy?
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Apr 5, 2007 23:45
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*begins unzipping fly* hey: not mind safe
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Apr 5, 2007 23:47
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*wears expensive suit* no 56k, babe
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Apr 5, 2007 23:47
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you owe me a new keyboard
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Apr 5, 2007 23:47
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this is amazing i think i love you *scares girl away*
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Apr 5, 2007 23:49
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You're no Hakan.
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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:*wears expensive suit* no 56k, babe LOL *date does something* I see wat u did there *date carries around a money safe intended for home use* thats definitely not a work safe *date pulls out a fishing pole and a paper with the numbers 1-5 on it* Voted 5... to lure |
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Todd Forklift posted:LOL *date does something* I see wat u did there ahahhahahaha
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