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*glances at girls earrings* loving awesome. This is brilliant. *dinner arrives at table* Holy loving jesus. This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life. *glances at girls shoes* Jesus christ monkey balls.

Todd Forklift

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:34

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# ? Jul 25, 2017 16:27

*glances at tits* Nice. Voted 5

ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably
Abortion is Murder

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:34

wow, that looks so realistic!

~*u put ur fingers in other ppl's mouths all day, don't u doctor*~
Yad Rock

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:34

*looks over check...takes out wallet* "heres my contribution"

soiree of love

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:35

Nice rear end. Your rear end for the loving win.

Whilst farting I

_{_{_{thx for avatar awkward paws!!!}}}

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:35

*eats full plate* Oh Jesus, More! More!

Mr. Babies

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:35

A-ha I spilled diet gatorade all over my performance gaming surface, good show sir!

Hoague Oxchest

this sig is made of random ofkay so if you dont like it you can didle your button

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:35

god i hope she wont get raped

pugmobile

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:35

sorry but it had to be done *grabs girl's titty*

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Disco Duck

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:36

Oh your father died recently? I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

Haoma

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:37

your hairdo is absolutely brilliant. Holy Lord I can't stop looking at it

_{_{ps thats a direct quote from maoist banker}}

ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably
Abortion is Murder

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:37

Am i doing this rite???

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Blue Dad Sucks!!

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:38

*Grabs rear end* Grabbed for posteriority.

Whilst farting I

_{_{_{thx for avatar awkward paws!!!}}}

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:38

Your brother died in Iraq? Wow... current events reference. Nice

ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably
Abortion is Murder

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:38

is this a joke?

stop saying 5 youre creeping me out

dont even bother calling again you weird fucker

Triticum Guzzler

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:38

this is my first time please be gentle

ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably
Abortion is Murder

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:39

you are going right in my documents

pugmobile

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:39

*takes tiny sip of soup* Hmm...Needs more brian peppers.

I'm slogging SSF4
Casey Chaos

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:40

*lays tip on table* 5 good sir, 5 for the loving win

caekIzaLie-chan LULZ

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:40

im lolling at this whole date

P-Funk

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:40

Goatse is played out but in this situation it's gold.

Mr. Babies

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:40

_{i can't believe no one else thought of this}

_{oh your parents brought you here on your birthday? Total. loving. Brilliance.

...

someone had to do it.}

~*u put ur fingers in other ppl's mouths all day, don't u doctor*~
Yad Rock

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:41

I'm glad to see the night starting nicely, Dragonforce on the radio right when you entered the car. Date has potential!

Whilst farting I

_{_{_{thx for avatar awkward paws!!!}}}

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:41

I'm going to hell for this but... *drops roofie in drink*

AND HE HAD THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
Genderfuck time!

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:42

*gets inner thigh gently stroked* Jesus Christ... That is NOT work safe...

Triticum Guzzler

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:43

i like where this is going *drags unconscious date into van*

~*u put ur fingers in other ppl's mouths all day, don't u doctor*~
Yad Rock

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:43

*puts date in trunk* Placeholder for later, will contribute soon

caekIzaLie-chan LULZ

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:44

*date pulls up at restaurant* *retracts from shrub with cameraphone* Hello new desktop background

Todd Forklift

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:44

Excuse me, OP? A contribution?

AND HE HAD THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
Genderfuck time!

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:44

I hate to poo poo on this, but

Genderfuck time! fucked around with this message at Apr 5, 2007 around 23:50

AND HE HAD THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
Genderfuck time!

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:44

*nervously avoids eye contact* a...am i doing this right??? *dabs off sweat with a napkin*

Triticum Guzzler

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:45

Too easy?

~*u put ur fingers in other ppl's mouths all day, don't u doctor*~
Yad Rock

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:45

*begins unzipping fly* hey: not mind safe

"TELL ME HOW TO GET PIG SEMEN OUT OF SUEDE" Club soda, fucktard.
Toxic Fart Syndrome

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:47

*wears expensive suit* no 56k, babe

"TELL ME HOW TO GET PIG SEMEN OUT OF SUEDE" Club soda, fucktard.
Toxic Fart Syndrome

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:47

you owe me a new keyboard

~*u put ur fingers in other ppl's mouths all day, don't u doctor*~
Yad Rock

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:47

this is amazing i think i love you *scares girl away*

Skintag

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:49

You're no Hakan.

AND HE HAD THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
Genderfuck time!

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:51

Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

*wears expensive suit* no 56k, babe

LOL *date does something* I see wat u did there

*date carries around a money safe intended for home use* thats definitely not a work safe

*date pulls out a fishing pole and a paper with the numbers 1-5 on it* Voted 5... to lure

Todd Forklift

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:52

Todd Forklift posted:

LOL *date does something* I see wat u did there

*date carries around a money safe intended for home use* thats definitely not a work safe

*date pulls out a fishing pole and a paper with the numbers 1-5 on it* Voted 5... to lure

ahahhahahaha

Hoague Oxchest

this sig is made of random ofkay so if you dont like it you can didle your button

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:55

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# ? Jul 25, 2017 16:27

Todd Forklift posted:

LOL *date does something* I see wat u did there

*date carries around a money safe intended for home use* thats definitely not a work safe

*date pulls out a fishing pole and a paper with the numbers 1-5 on it* Voted 5... to lure

llol

Skintag

# ? Apr 5, 2007 23:55

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