Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Kassoon
Nov 16, 2005

gonna hit you with his cockatrice

(lol I see what u did there awesome pun)

where they talk about drama and dicksucking I guess. They had one over the recent dev game drama and it's pretty lol. It's like 30 minutes so I edited it down to the good parts.

Get it here

This is from an actual speech given from the actual leader of goonswarm that lasts for 30 minutes about a loving video game. If you want to hear it all (Warning: It's boring) you can get that here:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/zqwejr





Fat goons make fat legal threats with butter mallets starting on page 4

Eve banned mission successful

Kassoon fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jun 1, 2007

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Motorcycle Gunman
May 5, 2005

that is one rad fuckin' five
(thnx caution baby)

quote:

ezquote:

dont care

Jarvisi
Apr 17, 2001

Green is still best.


holy taking the internet seriously

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005


hey have you hear dof that hilarious scandal that spilled over into the R L with people calling each other on cell phones and poo poo, man eve is crazy stuff

Sindow
Dec 13, 2004

Everyday I'm shufflin'.

mensk-speech.mp3

Kassoon
Nov 16, 2005

gonna hit you with his cockatrice

Sindow posted:

mensk-speech.mp3

I kind of think that's what he was going for

SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005



holy crap are you serious

Sindow
Dec 13, 2004

Everyday I'm shufflin'.

Kassoon posted:

I kind of think that's what he was going for

but along the way the conquest became alien


and ungoony

Sindow
Dec 13, 2004

Everyday I'm shufflin'.

the best part about people making serious speeches about the internet is that they refer to people as "deadspawn" and "mg rifter" and "xX sephirothy Xx"

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005


man this guy sounds like a fat gently caress

Gumball Dad
Apr 9, 2007



If I ever hear anyone say goon again, I'm gonna poo poo.

z0g
Jul 15, 2003

by Fragmaster


What the gently caress is "cockfagging". Why do people want to do that?

DiscoKid
May 25, 2004

by Fistgrrl


bloated goons in space

Sindow
Dec 13, 2004

Everyday I'm shufflin'.

anyone have a pic of the leaders because lol

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002


AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE


I can't wait to have eve goons in ycs. tasty fatty meat for the beef pulverizer

Baby Lion King IMAX
May 2, 2006

by Lowtax


"changed to something alien and ungoony"

fuckkkkkkkkkk

Prachayoes
Jan 2, 2005

pewter + khuntin.com = D ;

goons always excuse people for taking games too seriously but they never look at themselves

Prachayoes
Jan 2, 2005

pewter + khuntin.com = D ;

for goonshood

Chumpion
Jul 27, 2006

No means NO!

*Deep.. long breath*
One... second

*Deep long breath*

sorry guys.. i got a bit.. angry and excited there

Arcturus Fats
Mar 19, 2002



state of the funions: all of them eaten

z0g
Jul 15, 2003

by Fragmaster


Monkey-Of-Death posted:

state of the funions: all of them eaten

funyuns you inbred gently caress

Arcturus Fats
Mar 19, 2002



PistachioShell posted:

funyuns you inbred gently caress

sorry i don't type funyuns very much

the point is that they are fat

z0g
Jul 15, 2003

by Fragmaster


Monkey-Of-Death posted:

sorry i don't type funyuns very much

the point is that they are fat

it's cool I loving hate funyuns and think they taste gross but it's just a manners thing

Vhak, lord of hate
Jan 4, 2006

by Fragmaster


sorry but in the "Dr. Pwn getting angry at stupid poo poo that nobody cares about" litmus test you don't score very high, make more angry posts about it

Sad Robot
Apr 15, 2001


all i hear is mouth breathing and goons every 2 seconds

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



kwohlge posted:

man this guy sounds like a fat gently caress

It's too bad he didn't overexert himself during the speech and die of a heart attack.

Eve Online is the next DoTA

Halo_BLEW
Jul 11, 2000

by Lowtax


eve is a boring piece of poo poo. anyone who plays it is a enjoyable human being.

American Psychonauts
Dec 27, 2005

...but inside doesn't matter

etalian posted:

It's too bad he didn't overexert himself during the speech and die of a heart attack.

Eve Online is the next DoTA

yes im glad the circlejerk with the ads and poo poo has passed now.
its a loving mmo you nerds

Girl Gamer
Sep 5, 2000

by Fragmaster


i like the part where he breathes heavily for several seconds through his mouth like even talking physically exhausts him

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



hatu posted:

yes im glad the circlejerk with the ads and poo poo has passed now.
its a loving mmo you nerds

But conquering a virtual world is serious and intense business.

hope you are ok
Apr 16, 2005



if the goonswarm definition of 'goony' is 'lol, buttes' i don't want to be a goon any more, i want out

Snow Job
May 24, 2006



Oh my god, this loving owns. I can't even trashtalk GoonFleet anymore, that mp3 is goldmine material by itself.

Postradamus
Jun 12, 2006



jesus christ this is awful

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Sindow posted:

anyone have a pic of the leaders because lol

I have a picture of a single goon fleet leader but can't post it since it would break the SA image size rule.

Jimchuck Spanner
Sep 9, 2001

welp

why would anyone even play that poo poo let alone devote themselves to it body and soul

Postradamus
Jun 12, 2006



I like how they acknowledge their status as loser pariahs and use this horrible excel simulator to get back at all the people in real life that have shunned them through cruel powerhungry drama bullshit

edit: "pubbies we could be inflicting suffering upon" lol

Girl Gamer
Sep 5, 2000

by Fragmaster


Donovan Cockbright posted:

why would anyone even play that poo poo let alone devote themselves to it body and soul

it makes them feel important

Postradamus
Jun 12, 2006



I hate these people so much

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



many goony goon goon goons my goony goon goon swarm ungoony goon goon

edit: "a bloated and complacent goons in space" bloated is about right yeah.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Snow Job
May 24, 2006



does anyone have any pictures of what goonfleeters look like? LOL