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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2620872#post333209078Xizer posted:Pedo? Really? The thread was gassed out from under me before I could rip this fucker apart there, so Xizer gets a callout instead. Dear Xizer: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AND GET BANNED The word "ephebophile" doesn't mean what you think it means. You use it to mean "dude who gets down on girls just barely sprouting tits", when what it really means is "I'm using a made-up word to defend this kiddy diddler because I totally would have done the exact same thing". Just loving stop. Please. GBS loves its pedo threads, and not a single goddamned one of them can go by without some Paul Reubens wannabe like you playing the apologist card. It took Ozma all of ONE MINUTE to gas the thread after you posted in it. You know why? Because what you wrote was loving disgusting. Here's an idea: before splitting hairs about what precisely constitutes a pedophile, you make extra loving sure there's hair to split on the object of your "ephebophile's" affection. Xizer posted:"I hate lovely SA posters" Oh, sweet irony.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:31 |
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what I don't get, ozma, is why you didn't just ban him right then and there.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:33 |
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I like how you bolded ALL the words, yet chose to italicize some and underline others. It totally gets your point across way more than writing the words "shut up" a hundred times.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:34 |
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atticus posted:I like how you bolded ALL the words, yet chose to italicize some and underline others. Shut up.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:35 |
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atticus posted:I like how you bolded ALL the words, yet chose to italicize some and underline others. shut up fag this is loving breaking news
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:36 |
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From the thread "A haven for pedophiles"quote:Doesn't Norway have some of the lowest crime rates in the world, along with the rest of the Scandinavian countries? Hmmm yes if we don't prosecute it then we don't have a problem BangersInMyKnickers fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Sep 11, 2007 |
# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:37 |
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i'm pretty sure i'm not an ephebophile or a pedophile or whatever what is it when you want to watch someone else put owls in that chick from Lazytown?
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:38 |
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Boniface posted:i'm pretty sure i'm not an ephebophile or a pedophile or whatever "Being lego_robot"
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:38 |
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GodofLint posted:From the thread "A haven for pedophiles" I don't know, those Scandinavian chicks are pretty hot maybe they just have old souls.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:39 |
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Weirdos that ride the fence hate to be told there's a post up their rear end.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:39 |
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Okay, his post history is the gooniest poo poo in the world. Pedo thread, ycs ycs ycs ycs ycs ycs, pedo thread, a million posts in some claw game thread in gbs, fleshlight thread, oreo pizza thread. The guy is a walking stereotype.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:39 |
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The Greek word "ephebus" referred only to male youths, who were mostly 18 or 19 anyway. So it would be a stupid word even if it were real.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:40 |
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GodofLint posted:fleshlight thread You have to be loving kidding me.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:42 |
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No loving way. From a pyf gif threadquote:
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:42 |
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GodofLint posted:No loving way. From a pyf gif thread ita
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:43 |
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GodofLint posted:No loving way. From a pyf gif thread just to clarify: Those are Xizer's, correct?
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:44 |
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GodofLint posted:From the thread "A haven for pedophiles" having kids where an ampoule of lube around their neck at all times seems like a pretty progressive solution to the traumatic anal tearing problem.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:44 |
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jesus christ
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:44 |
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LS! posted:just to clarify: Those are Xizer's, correct? Yeah, I'm going back and putting links in. I just did one for those awful gifs. Give me a minute for the others. This is like drilling a well in the backyard and hitting the septic field.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:45 |
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Xizer posted:What the hell, $60 for a bare-bones fleshlight? Maybe it is necessary to make one... Look at the bright side. If you go the DIY route, you can make it as tight as your pedophile needle dick wants.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:45 |
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loving lol i knew when i typed my earlier post that there was a good chance it would be relevant later and, well, here we are
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:46 |
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GodofLint posted:Yeah, I'm going back and putting links in. I just did one for those awful gifs. Give me a minute for the others. This is like drilling a well in the backyard and hitting the septic field. seriously, mods and admins, I'd be way more comfortable if this guy wasn't around.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:47 |
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Is this a "brown people" post, because I think it is:Xizer posted:I don't know why countries even bother dicking around in these lovely African and Middle East nations anymore. And the fleshlight thing: Xizer posted:What the hell, $60 for a bare-bones fleshlight? Maybe it is necessary to make one... $50 says he was eying the ultra thin model.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:47 |
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hahaha, goddamned fantastic find GodofLint.GodofLint posted:And the fleshlight thing: Money down that he puts theatre blood inside and plays recording of children screaming while he sodomizes the business end of a fleshlight.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:49 |
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Xizer posted:So if I were to order this 100 mw laser, and accidentally shined it in my eye for a brief split of a second (I.E. accidentally pointed it at a reflective surface) could this permanently damage my eye, or would that only happen if I pointed it directly at my eye or had it reflected for longer than a split second? hey guys if i shine a laser in my eye do you think it will have any negative effects
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:50 |
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Boniface posted:loving lol Yep, end of discussion. Whether the pedantic term for his illness begins with a consonant or a vowel, he's completely disgusting.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:50 |
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Santiago3 posted:hahaha, goddamned fantastic find GodofLint. I don't go for the throat often but when I do I don't gently caress around
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:51 |
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Santiago3 posted:Money down that he puts theatre blood inside and plays recording of children screaming while he sodomizes the business end of a fleshlight. much like ur posting
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:51 |
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Oh sweet Lord.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:52 |
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what if Xizer is like 13 himself this is a distinct possibility
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:53 |
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Drink Mountain Dew Game FuelXizer posted:fukken sold If it weren't for creeps like Xizer, I wouldn't have to wade through piles of "CHEETOS LOL" and "LOLOOLOL MOUNTAIN DEW BOTTLE SPOTTED" in goons.jpg.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:55 |
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Foggy posted:what if Xizer is like 13 himself no way when i was 13 i didn't know the world "ephebophilia" and i even read piers anthony
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:55 |
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Ahahaha http://kotaku.com/commenter/Xizer/ quote:* commenter since: Jul 11, 2007 Calling unicorns loving people the coolest feature of any game go second life! I wish archives were up.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:56 |
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Goatstein posted:no way when i was 13 i didn't know the world "ephebophilia" and i even read piers anthony Oh goddamnit I have to hate myself for reading that same poo poo when I was a kid before I can hate you for it, too.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:57 |
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Goatstein posted:no way when i was 13 i didn't know the world "ephebophilia" and i even read piers anthony when I was 13 I didn't even worry about wanting to gently caress other 13-year-olds enough to feel like I had to justify it by finding another term for pedophilia that sounds a little better because people don't know it yet.
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:57 |
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Jesus Christ, he is obsessed with LazyTown. * 1 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DE 1.jpg) * 2 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DE 2.jpg) * 3 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DE 4.jpg) * 4 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DE 5.jpg) * 5 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 1.jpg) * 6 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 10.jpg) * 7 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 2.jpg) * 8 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 3.jpg) * 9 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 4.jpg) * 10 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 5.jpg) * 11 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 6.jpg) * 12 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 7.jpg) * 13 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 8.jpg) * 14 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown DK 9.jpg) * 15 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 1.jpg) * 16 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 10.jpg) * 17 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 2.jpg) * 18 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 3.jpg) * 19 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 4.jpg) * 20 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 5.jpg) * 21 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 6.jpg) * 22 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 7.jpg) * 23 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 8.jpg) * 24 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown FI 9.jpg) * 25 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 1.jpg) * 26 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 10.jpg) * 27 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 2.jpg) * 28 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 3.jpg) * 29 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 4.jpg) * 30 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 5.jpg) * 31 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 6.jpg) * 32 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 7.jpg) * 33 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 8.jpg) * 34 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown NO 9.jpg) * 35 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 1.jpg) * 36 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 10.jpg) * 37 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 2.jpg) * 38 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 3.jpg) * 39 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 4.jpg) * 40 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 5.jpg) * 41 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 6.jpg) * 42 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 7.jpg) * 43 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 8.jpg) * 44 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown SE 9.jpg) * 45 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown UK 1.jpg) * 46 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown UK 2.jpg) * 47 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown UK 3.jpg) * 48 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown US 2.jpg) * 49 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown US 3.jpg) * 50 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown US 4.jpg) * 51 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown US 5.jpg) * 52 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown US 6.jpg) * 53 Orphaned non-free image (Image:LazyTown US sampler.jpg) * 54 List of German LazyTown episodes
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:58 |
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Sexual Lorax posted:Oh goddamnit I have to hate myself for reading that same poo poo when I was a kid before I can hate you for it, too. I read two of them and they weirded me out even then
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:58 |
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Good lord.Goatstein posted:much like ur posting the hell?
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atticus posted:I like how you bolded ALL the words, yet chose to italicize some and underline others. oh look another post from atticus telling us how to post in helldump
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# ? Sep 11, 2007 04:59 |
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Look at what he's dugg: http://digg.com/users/Xizer/news/dugg How to build your own Fleshlight! (NWS, probably)
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