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Cena told me to give him a little time for tonight; he's got real stuff to do, for real. But I'm authorized to run the eviction ceremony, so let's say 6:30?? ok?
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I do not recognize your authority. I am a Free Citizen of the Big Brother House.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:19
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XyloJW posted:I do not recognize your authority. I am a Free Citizen of the Big Brother House. Sorry, I wasn't listening, I was too busy putting yellow fringe on all of my possessions.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:19
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Rarity posted:I... 
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Feb 7, 2014 00:23
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Eviction Six This week was an exciting one for Awful Big Brother; we've seen our first repeat HoH, the end of Have-Nots, and a giant stone head that eats people. Asiina also managed to win the Power of Veto, further solidifying her position as Powerful House All-Ruler. But this is Awful Big Brother, where all kingdoms are as clouds on sand, and Atropos draws taut the thread of life. Let's get down to business!  Houseguests, this is your sixth Eviction ceremony. Tonight you will have to vote out one of the two people that your Head of Household, Asiina, has nominated. Either jng2058, up for nomination for a second time, or mr.capps, a lovable scamp who stole the hearts of millions. As usual, during these ceremonies and until after the HOH competition, there is to be absolutely zero Out Of Thread communication. Questions for this week: Asiina, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like being HoH? Feel free to explain your answer. jng2058, same question, except about being up for eviction, because you've never been HoH. Sorry.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:33
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Eh, its depressing but understandable. Blood in the water, and all.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:37
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Call it a 3.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:
8.415 Being HoH is great since I can't be nominated and everyone sucks up to me. But of course the greatest benefit is being on the glorious left side of the house doc. It isn't perfect though, since it's easy to make enemies while ruling over all the weak, pathetic peasants. And then before you know it you're banished to the evil right side where there's only sadness and Meinberg.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:38
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Ah, yes, Meinberg. Yes. Meinberg. At this time, I will average the two scores given to me by Asiina and jng2058, and give both jng2058 and mr.capps roughly five and a half minutes to plead their case. After that, I will let you know when it is time to vote.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:40
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The tactical solution is to vote out Capps....he's a better organizer and bigger threat in the long term. The emotional choice is to vote me out, since I've made fewer friends. You must do as you feel is right, of course.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:42
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*cough, wheeze*
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Feb 7, 2014 00:44
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Dear Housemates, Hi, how are you? I am pretty well, all things considered. (don't kill me) I hope you are doing well, though Xylo apparently has some food poisoning or something so he isn't doing well. (don't kill me) Anyway, I would just like to say, its been a honor serving with you all. (don't kill me) I know we sometimes had our disagreements and confrontations, but I would like to remind you of the good times. (don't kill me) And even some of the bad times, because in those bad times we didn't do our worse, but our best. (don't kill me) Look guys, I would like to win at least on challenge. (don't kill me) Please don't kill me. Also JNG said you guys all sucked and he wish you would all die of AIDS. Also he has AIDs himself. Also he is a loser. SAVE ME
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Feb 7, 2014 00:45
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Don't have AIDS. Did have SARS at one point, though. 
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Feb 7, 2014 00:46
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Feb 7, 2014 00:46
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Houseguests, it is now time to vote. Using the above template, you will write down the name of the person you want to evict, and PM it back to me. PM YOUR VOTE TO ME AND NOT CENA. IF YOU DO HE WILL TELL ME ABOUT IT AND WE WILL LAUGH AT YOU. You may only vote for one of the two nominees. Failure to vote will result in a penalty vote against yourself the next time you are nominated. There will only be a short amount of time to vote tonight as we prepare for the upcoming HOH Competition. The two nominees are not allowed to vote, neither is the Head of Household. Once I reveal the votes, the person with the highest number of votes will be the next person evicted from the game.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:47
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SARS is the AIDS of the lungs. edit: oh whoops sorry
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Feb 7, 2014 00:47
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Its an interesting story...albeit one you never get to hear if you vote me out. 
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Feb 7, 2014 00:47
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Houseguests!! It is time!! I will now reveal the vote. When I announce the player who has been evicted, they will have one minute to say goodbye (and only a very short goodbye), gather their belongings, and moonwalk out the front door. The first vote is for...  jng2058.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:54
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 Two votes for jng2058.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:55
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Next vote... By a vote of five to zero, jng2058, you have been evicted from the Awful Big Brother House. 
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Feb 7, 2014 00:56
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The Head of Household competition will begin at 7:20 pm. Viewers in the Vista, I will be conducting an interview with the recently evicted jng afterward, anything you want me to ask him, please write in there. You may all begin posting again until it is time for the competition, but no out of thread communications.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:58
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Farewell, sweet prince 
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Feb 7, 2014 00:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGiTPgvKktM
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Feb 7, 2014 00:59
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Bye JNG! I guess we'll have to hear that SARS story at the afterparty. Also I like how the last vote wrote everywhere BUT on the ballot.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:59
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That was a really good farewell speech though, because I really wanted to hear that SARS story.
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Feb 7, 2014 01:00
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i am sorry i said sars is the aids of the lungs that is simply not true
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Feb 7, 2014 01:00
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JNG reminds me of a Coen Brothers movie.  (seriously though, goodbye and good luck JNG!)
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Feb 7, 2014 01:00
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mr.capps posted:i am sorry i said sars is the aids of the lungs that is simply not true It's more like the syphilis of the throat
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Feb 7, 2014 01:01
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mr.capps posted:i am sorry i said sars is the aids of the lungs that is simply not true I'm pretty sure AIDS is the AIDS of the lungs.
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Feb 7, 2014 01:02
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this is why you are not a doctor because aids is just aids
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Feb 7, 2014 01:03
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to be bummed out when everyone gets bummed out whenever people are voted out now. Started last week, continued this week. I'm totally bummed out.  Also the oldest person in the Big Brother House now.
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Feb 7, 2014 01:03
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Meinberg posted:Also the oldest person in the Big Brother House now. How does it feel, grandpa?
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Feb 7, 2014 01:04
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Meinberg posted:Also the oldest person in the Big Brother House now. In spirit, you always were
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Feb 7, 2014 01:07
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Dr. Hurt posted:How does it feel, grandpa? Like staring into the infinite black void of the ending of all things. Life ends at thirty. There is nothing but despair for the rest of existence as every last ounce of your self is squeezed out and you are left an unfeeling husk numb to the stimuli of the world and lost within a deep maelstrom of your own regrets. You can't even turn to the bottle for solace because of your diabetes, and the xanax keeps you away from the gun closet. All you have is the cold emptiness that spreads slowly but surely like the cancer that is eating away at your lungs.
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Feb 7, 2014 01:07
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I think you mean AIDS. The AIDS eating away at your lungs.
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Uniballer posted:I think you mean AIDS. The AIDS eating away at your lungs. Nah. Don't smoke, kids!
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Feb 7, 2014 01:09
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I agree, don't smoke kids. They'll give you cancer, the aids of the sars.
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Please don't take any medical advice from Awful Big Brother contestants.
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