Still, they wandered the desolate plains of Mars. There weren't even any Mars Trees! But the empty solitude was a welcome respite from the chaos of both the moon and earth. It was quiet and calm, and for a time, Fredrick found himself at peace. He felt everything slip away, descend into the blissful embrace of oblivion.
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I'm trying to work out what Jeremy's favourite drink is. Something old fashioned and sophisticated, no doubt. I don't think it's scotch and I'm sure it's not whiskey. Oh, I got it. It's Bourbon, you pretentious knob.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 07:48 |
"There is nothing," said Fredrick. "Nothing is this entire empty place." "There never was anything," said a voice. "This is all the delusions of a mad man. You have no substance, no reality. There is no grounding."
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 07:49 |
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You know what? I've got something to say to you,Jeremy. I'm tired of looking at your stupid face and your stupid hat and your stupid moustache. Go away. Yet still there is no subject change.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 07:52 |
The voice continued, "The maker breathed onto clay and shaped you. He fashioned you into a little toy soldier. And he sent you to fight his wars. But the maker is nothing but a child. He is a boy trying to be a man and trying to ape his betters."
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 07:52 |
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I take it all back. I have seen the light, Jeremy. You inspire me! My hero, my leader, my captain! I will see this out to the end.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 07:54 |
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*exaggerated yawn* I've been asleep this whole time. Did I miss anything? My fingers are all rested now, though, so there's that. SUBJECT CHANGE ! YOUR NEW SUBJECTS MEINBERG: A day in the life of Chenbot. RARITY: A day in the life of Zingbot. I'm sure you both remember those two rascals from their appearances earlier in the thread! Five
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 07:56 |
Fredrick shook his head. He refused to believe. "No," he cried to the heavens. "I refuse to believe your words!" "And yet," said the voice. "Even your rebellion is childish and ineffectual."
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 07:56 |
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Zingbot is by far the best of all the robots. Just one day for him equates to any other robots entire life. Let me tell you about the hookers, let me tell you about the blow. But that happy facade his a painful secret. All will be revealed tonight.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 07:58 |
Chenbot awoke. "But first," her electronic voice echoed out over the plains. She checked her hair: perfect as always. She strode forth to her control room. There waited the robo-servitors who constantly watched the streams.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 07:58 |
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Zingbot's day begins as any other robot's. He wakes up in his bed made of gold, covered in a big pile of money. Despite his success Zingbot remains grounded. He only orders three hookers a night. No more than the normal amount.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:00 |
Go to bed Rarity. I'll see you Sunday.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:01 |
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Meinberg posted:Go to bed Rarity. I'll see you Sunday. Are you conceding?
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:02 |
John Cena posted:Are you conceding? I am conceding.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:03 |
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Oh, thank gently caress.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:03 |
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Meinberg posted:I am conceding. Rarity wins Part One. We'll hold part two tomorrow night. Hopefully it doesn't take as long as this one did. Let us all take a moment to marvel at the fact that in a competition that is literally who can shut up the least, Meinberg still failed.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:03 |
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But seriously, well played Meinberg. That was so loving rough. You pushed me to the limit.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:04 |
Seven god forsaken hours. Well fought, Rarity. Well fought.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:05 |
I'm not even that tired, like sleepy. I'm mentally fried. Also, I need some food.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:07 |
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So now that it's over, let me tell you the story of my ankle. At about 4:20 I realised I could open my bedroom window, jump outside and smoke while still posting through the window. I live on the ground floor so it was a great plan. Only problem was that the ground dips sharp at the edge of the building and it was pitch black. So I jump down, don't expect such a long drop and end up rolling my ankle hardcore. I spend the next 10 minutes with my head swimming, my ankle killing me, my vision blurred and feeling like I want to throw up. And I still kept up posting even though it took me ages just to type the words right. And then my head gets so hosed up that I just fall backwards onto my back without warning or control. Which was really a good thing coz the pain jolted my head back to normal. And then I hauled myself back up and kept posting. This challenge was loving nuts.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:09 |
You are a crazy woman, Rarity.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:18 |
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Meinberg posted:You are a crazy woman, Rarity. It is known.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 08:18 |
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I'm reviewing things with mods, but something was brought to our attention about the competition, we are going to make an official ruling/announcement soon.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 22:20 |
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Here's what happened. A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Surprise SUBJECT CHANGE ! This post was made at :49, at the bottom of the page. but AHM immediately on the next page posted a disclaimer A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:I posted on the last page! I'm posting again so you don't miss it! That would be a shame! Rarity posted:Son of a bitch! He managed to escape! What is he, Houidini? I think I'm moving to Alaska. Rarity made this old topic spillover post at :51, which is fine. After this post, the disclaimer from AHM would have been visible to her, and she should have gone to check the new subject. However, she stayed on the old subect for three more posts. One more would have been arguable, but three, without seeing the disclaimer, at that point is at the player's responsibility. Should I not DQ her for those posts and just invalidate all off-topic posts after the first one, her first on-topic post Rarity posted:I've won the Nobel Prize! Who knew? Who would have thought that I, a humble B-grade chemistry student, could ever have got this far? I must admit, it was more luck than skill. Let me explain to you, my fellow scholars, how it happened. doesn't occur until :57, which is six minutes later. Rarity, I'm really sorry, I am, but I have to reverse the decision here Meinberg advances to the finals. Rarity, you will still have a shot to make it there tonight.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 22:34 |
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Because of this turn of events, and to give everyone time to adequately prepare, I'm moving the challenge to tomorrow at 6:00pm.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 22:47 |
I was definitely confused that Rarity kept going for so long after the subject change, in spite of the reminder of subject change. That said, I don't mind that she won in the end. If this decision is still open to mediation, I am perfectly willing to have Rarity advance and have me challenge Uniballer today or tomorrow.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 23:02 |
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For gently caress's sake, I was in so much pain I could barely focus. When I replied it went straight to the next page and it was all I could do just to get type sentences into a reply. I was too out of it to notice. gently caress everything. gently caress it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2014 23:03 |
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After conferring with the rest of the staff based on A HUNGRY MOUTH making a ruling himself during the challenge, and Meinberg's wishes, and other extenuating circumstances, we have decided to go ahead and award the competition to Rarity.
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# ? Feb 28, 2014 00:28 |
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I want to go ahead and apologize to everyone—contestants, viewers, and mods—for the messy resolution. That was one hell of an endurance challenge and I don't want it to be remembered as a fiasco. Robin Williams deserves better.
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# ? Feb 28, 2014 00:33 |
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Hey Meinberg, what do you say instead we just redo the whole competition tonight? Ok, I guess I should say something serious. I know Meinberg felt lovely about being rewarded the win and now I feel lovely about being rewarded the win. I'm sorry that my idiotic desire to have a smoke has caused a whole load of bad feelings for all of us. Thank you to the game mods for giving the whole matter full consideration and best of luck to both Meinberg and Uni in tomorrow's competition. I know you're both going to bring it hard.
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# ? Feb 28, 2014 00:37 |
I am perfectly happy with this resolution, and I am going to take Uniballer down tomorrow, with my mad skills. And let's be honest, Rarity played the hell out of that challenge.
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# ? Feb 28, 2014 00:51 |
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I hope Asiina is still getting an A HUNGRY MOUTH pic
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# ? Feb 28, 2014 22:59 |
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This video is dedicated to Asiina's mom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEkuqv1V4n4
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# ? Feb 28, 2014 23:12 |
The hour of decision draws closer. Soon, soon we will meet in glorious battle and only one of us will walk away. Are you prepared, Uniballer? You had best be.
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# ? Feb 28, 2014 23:18 |
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As long as you and Cena are okay with moving the competition to 6:30, I'll be ready, ya BITCH.
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# ? Feb 28, 2014 23:19 |
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Uniballer posted:As long as you and Cena are okay with moving the competition to 6:30, I'll be ready, ya BITCH. This is individual based so I can start you at 6:30 if you so wish. Meinberg, are you ready now?
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# ? Mar 1, 2014 00:08 |
As ready as I'm going to get.
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# ? Mar 1, 2014 00:11 |
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This is the beginning of Part Two of the HOH Competition. I have supplied a 10x10 grid below. This challenge will be a time trial. Invited to a separate document, the player will be guessing coordinates to uncover halves of a player's avatar. The goal is for the player to uncover all of the halves of each prior evicted houseguest through guesswork in the doc, and when the player has collected all 22 halves, they will in order from earliest evicted post the avatars in full. It is up to them to supply the avatars themselves. Winner of this challenge advances to the finals against Rarity. As usual, no out of thread communication or collusion is permitted.
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This post is incorrect. Clock will continue to run.
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