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Who wins TUF 28?
	Frazier/Chiasson
	Frazier/Kianzad
	Espino/Chiasson
	Espino/Kianzad

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Hey, it's (maybe) the last ever The Ultimate Fighter. Here's what's going on.

Main Card - Fox Sports 1, 10:00PM ET

Welterweight - Rafael "RDA" dos Anjos vs Kamaru "Nigerian Nightmare" Usman

Heavyweight TUF Finale - Juan "El Guapo" Espino vs Justin "The Grizzly Bear" Frazier

Women's Featherweight TUF Finale - Pannie "Banzai" Kianzad vs Macy Chiasson

Bantamweight - Pedro "The Young Punisher" Munhoz vs Bryan "Kid Lightning" Caraway

Middleweight - Darren "The Dentist" Stewart vs Edmen "The Golden Boy" Shahbazyan

Flyweight - Ji Yeon "Fire Fist" Kim vs Antonina "La Pantera" Shevchenko

Prelims - Fox Sports 1, 8:00PM ET

Featherweight - Rick "The Gladiator" Glenn vs Kevin "Angel of Death" Aguilar

Flyweight - Joseph "Joe-B" Benavidez vs Alex Perez

Heavyweight - Maurice "The Crochet Boss" Green vs Michel "El Panda" Batista

Women's Featherweight - Julija Stoliarenko vs Leah "Nidas" Letson

Early Prelims - Fight Pass, 6:30 PM ET

Lightweight - Roosevelt "The Predator" Roberts vs Darrell "The Saint" Horcher

Welterweight - Tim "Dirty Bird" Means vs Ricky "The Sniper" Rainey

Bantamweight - Raoni Barcelos vs Chris "El Guapo" Gutierrerz

Things of Note

HORCH BACK
In the vein of Marcus "Big Baby" Jones, Maurice Green is a large black dude on TUF that has a softer side. Namely, he crochets
seriously, macy chiasson has the exact same haircut as bryce mitchell
lol, let's see if RDA can avoid getting wrestlefucked, unlike every other time he's gone against a guy with a powerful wrestlefucking game

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:20

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:32

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

RDA has a stache now and I am hoping the dawn of Rafael Dos Mustache era is kind and blesses us with an incredibly sick KO of a 35 percent Kamaru Usman.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:24

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I hope bas is aware two people on this card have stolen his nickname and he beats them both up with a bar stool :colbert:

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:29

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Eat This Glob posted:

I hope bas is aware two people on this card have stolen his nickname and he beats them both up with a bar stool

he said, and i quote "whoop! banga-da-banga-da-bang! in his leeeeever!"

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:31

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Does Guitierrez have a Brian Ebersole trademarked Hairrow on his chin?

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:35

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

The fights tonight are in a smaller octagon right?

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Is that one corner guy micced or just naturally incredibly, incredibly loud?

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:41

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Is that one corner guy micced or just naturally incredibly, incredibly loud?

THAT'S FINE THAT'S FINE

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:47

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Wait the guy on top started bleeding???

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:48

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

yeah elbows I think, I missed it completely

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:49

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Wow that was slick as hell, figuratively and literally

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:51

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

he aint so guapo any more

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:52

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

# ? Dec 1, 2018 00:54

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tim Means: Annie Wilkes' least favorite fighter.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:01

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

Let's go Ricky Bobby

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:04

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

If you ain't cheating, you ain't tryin.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:05

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

tim means business, baby

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:06

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

JaySB posted:

If you ain't cheating, you ain't tryin.

"veteran moves" there

Dirty Bird gets it done with nearly no damage, good one

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:06

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Was really surprised when I saw Ricky Rainey and it was not a trashy white person

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:06

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

I don't remember this guy's fight against Muslim Salikhov but from this fight it really felt like he does not belong in UFC.

Except for the eyerake and fence grab, he's right at home there

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:09

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

It's Scorcherin Time!

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:13

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

JaySB posted:

It's Scorcherin Time!

Fuckin hell yeah

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:19

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Holy poo poo I don't think I've ever heard "bottom of the hour" actually used before.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:23

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

They really have no promo's to play during this down time?

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:25

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

I'm torchin' for a scorchin'

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:25

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Has it just been an overhead shot of the arena with Very 80s Montage Music playing for the last ~4 minutes for everyone else?

Guess I have Tim Means to blame for the need to pad, unfortunately I have no way of watching Bellator so I can't even swap over to that.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:25

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

I'll be heading to the fights shortly

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:27

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

Memento posted:

unfortunately I have no way of watching Bellator so I can't even swap over to that.

http://www.bellator.com/live

This seems to work.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:28

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

I appreciate how these guys are already coming out to the generic fightpass rock so the production guys don't have to re-dub it later.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:34

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Brut posted:

http://www.bellator.com/live

This seems to work.

Nice, thanks for that. I VPN'd in, hopefully it won't mess me up with the TUF card being on FightPass.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:37

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

That was sweet

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:42

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

that guillotine

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:42

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Holy Christ that guillotine

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:42

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

The Horch got Scorched

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:49

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

JaySB posted:

The Horch got Scorched

The brightest stars burn out the quickest

# ? Dec 1, 2018 01:54

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

i was out getting food and i (luckily) missed the fall of the horch :qq:

edit: having heard joe martinez say it aloud, i finally get letson's nickname. heh

# ? Dec 1, 2018 02:05

NObodyNOWHERE: Apr 24, 2007; Now we are all sons of bitches.; Hell Gem

Oh hey, they let Joe Marinez come back even though he did Golden Boy MMA.

# ? Dec 1, 2018 02:06

Brut: Aug 21, 2007

LobsterMobster posted:

i was out getting food and i (luckily) missed the fall of the horch

Same here, anyone got a clip?

# ? Dec 1, 2018 02:06

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

NObodyNOWHERE posted:

Oh hey, they let Joe Marinez come back even though he did Golden Boy MMA.

There isn't a deep bench for announcers, and Buffer's in Australia

# ? Dec 1, 2018 02:07

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:32

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Brut posted:

Same here, anyone got a clip?

https://streamable.com/7eq8j

it was pretty savage

# ? Dec 1, 2018 02:12

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