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Redfox: Jan 25, 2003

I’m a fairly lonely guy. I have my group of friends, and we hang out in the computer lab at lunch. I think my friends are cool, but they’re all guys. I don’t really have any women in my life.

Well that’s not entirely true. I have a sister, Laurie.

Since grade 7, everyone around me has been dating, everyone except for my clique.

Anyways, lately, my friends have started getting girlfriends, I’m really happy for them, but it leaves them with less time to spend with me. I see how happy they are with their ladies, and frankly, I’m jealous.

Last week my friend James called me up to tell me that he had just gone down on his girlfriend, for the first time. He said it was really cool. He’s been encouraging me to get a lady of my own for quite some time, to “reap the rewards of having a woman” as he puts it. I don’t think I’m ready.

Well, its not that I’m not ready, I’m just not in a position of getting a woman.

Anyways, back to what this is all about.

I like women, but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. Ever since James called me up, talking about how cool vaginas are, well, I’ve been curious, thanks to DPPH I know all about their construction, but, well, the Internet doesn’t lend itself to transferring smells.

I’ll just say it.

For the last couple of days, I’ve been going into my sister’s laundry, and smelling her panties. It’s not too hard; I just say I’m doing a load of wash, or wait for everyone to leave, and then go into her hamper.

I’m in no way sexually attracted to my sister; this doesn’t have anything to do with her. I just love the smell of vagina, and she has one.

I don’t think this is too wrong, but I’m afraid to ask my friends if they have done it.

Is this normal?

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:12

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# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:35

Jericho: Jul 26, 2001; I ate paintballs. I smashed an egg on my face. Yet, I'm still unloved.

WHAT THE gently caress

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:12

kazmeyer: Jul 26, 2001; 'Cause we're the good guys.

You should have stuck with the blank thread.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:13

Life is Eat and Die: Apr 15, 2001

:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

http://www.calwong.org

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:13

thatsdumb youredumb: Sep 9, 2002

No.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:13

sludge: Feb 18, 2001; dog will hunt

You're like 12, aren't you?

loving kill yourself you miserable piece of poo poo.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:13

GrandmaParty: Jan 31, 2003; My LPth are Hot Garbage; Biscuit Hider

NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

For the love of god, take Macpike's fat chick. Jesus christ, you're better off smelling dog vagina than your sister's panties. PUT THEM DOWN, WOMAN. GO GET YOURSELF A FAT CHICK IF YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:14

Bo-Pepper: Sep 9, 2002; Want some rye?
Course ya do!; Fun Shoe

This did not excite me. I feel all dirty.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:14

Recycle Bin: Feb 7, 2001; I'd rather be a pig than a fascist

g'night everybody!

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:14

mittens: May 30, 2002; Forum Kitten

What.

I hope this is a gimmick.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:14

QwilMan: Jan 11, 2003

:megamon:

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:15

PenguinBob: Oct 12, 2000

you took a wrong turn, friend.

http://www.allaboutsex.org

I can't believe you people are falling for this either

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:15

Death Bucket: Jul 19, 2001; Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

quote:

Life is Eat and Die came out of the closet to say:
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

Yeah. That about says it.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:15

Aquinas: Jul 10, 2001

Hahahaha. This thread is great.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:15

Jadius: May 12, 2001; FISSION MAILED!

This thread makes me feel itchy and dirty. You're a horrible loving human being.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:16

MeaningOfLife: Nov 30, 2001; <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)

That's hosed up, she's your own sister. Go smell some other pussies.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:16

Jailbrekr: Apr 8, 2002; A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

Dear lord, this is brilliant. Utterly brilliant. Its like the early writings of Zarbot7.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:16

Huge_Midget: Jun 6, 2002; I don't like the look of it...

Well I came.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:16

Squeeky: Jul 26, 2001

quote:

Life is Eat and Die came out of the closet to say:
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:16

cyclo: Jun 14, 2002

no, it's not ok.
sorry.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:17

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

No.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:17

BrownH2.0: Jul 11, 2002

This got me pretty hot.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:18

Mode 7 Samurai: Jan 9, 2001

This thread scares me in ways I have never been scared before.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:18

Belldandy: Sep 11, 2001; Do not try to boost in peace, because that is impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth, there is no boost.

Hahah youre a furry and since furries will never ever ever touch a female you have to get off to your sister hahahahahaha

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:18

dw33b: Apr 9, 2001; If you deny yourself a useful tool simply because it reminds you uncomfortably of your mortality, you have uselessly and pointlessly crippled yourself.

This is perfectly healthy he's not loving his sister he is just curious and exploring. Stop being judgemental you jerks. :(

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:19

Cuddles: Jan 9, 2003; Be Afraid

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:19

Rigor Tortoise: Dec 26, 2001

On my block this is hosed up.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:19

lets be best friends okay: Jun 1, 2000; okay

Hey, are you sure they're your sister's? Maybe they're your mom's. Be sure and ask.

Edit: Now that I think about this... I figure if he's willing to tell strangers on the internet, someday he'll get very drunk and tell HER. And then they'll have a beautiful family of web-footed children with no eyes.

lets be best friends okay fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Mar 10, 2003

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:20

Butlercide: Aug 6, 2001

This is the best thread ever!

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# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:20

MC Fruit Stripe: Nov 26, 2002; around and around we go

It's only ok if she's cute, post pic.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:20

Doronin: Nov 22, 2002; Don't be scared

HAHAHA! And No.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:20

Neverclear: Jun 12, 2002; Try and Stop Us.

I knew there had to be some incest twist the second he mentioned having a sister.

Find Girlfriend. Fast.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:22

Raist: Jan 3, 2003

i knew it was gonna be really bad when this was said:

quote:

I like women, but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie.

as much as i wanted to throw up, i really want a follow up post

pls. lol.

hay guys

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:22

MHat: Mar 8, 2003

quote:

Redfox came out of the closet to say:

Is this normal?

for the love of sand no it is not

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:22

Fatty_McLumpkin: Sep 30, 2002; Oh I loooove going to the mooon ahaha ahhhahaaa

quote:

Redfox came out of the closet to say:
Is this normal?

....

:megamon::megamon::megamon: :wtf:

dude seriously, stop smellin your sisters panties, and seek immediate professional help.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:23

El Bandito: Jan 28, 2003; E Monkey Porkchop McMutz!

_{Lowtax rated me a 900 hundred}

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:23

Mista _T: Nov 11, 2000; Mix it with Curly and Larry and Moe, WOOP-WOOP WOOP-WOOP WOOP hey, YO!

I really, REALLY wish I can just post "what" for this thread.
It certainly deserves just... "what."

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:24

Glovebox Joe: Dec 21, 2002

:monocle:*

*:2monocle:**

**:megamon:

...

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:24

Devil Bird Thing: Mar 12, 2001; Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

Hey Fiwer.. How ya been doin', man?

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:24

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# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:35

Fart Shark: Jun 17, 2001; AArgh!
AAAAhh!

That is perfectly normal. I smell my sisters and my cousins panties all the time!
Don't pay attention to these assholes, they are just trying to discourage you.

Ps. Rate this thread a five!

:phone: - This isn't a warning, this is a threat.

# ? Mar 10, 2003 03:25

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