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Redfox
Jan 25, 2003


Iím a fairly lonely guy. I have my group of friends, and we hang out in the computer lab at lunch. I think my friends are cool, but theyíre all guys. I donít really have any women in my life.

Well thatís not entirely true. I have a sister, Laurie.

Since grade 7, everyone around me has been dating, everyone except for my clique.

Anyways, lately, my friends have started getting girlfriends, Iím really happy for them, but it leaves them with less time to spend with me. I see how happy they are with their ladies, and frankly, Iím jealous.

Last week my friend James called me up to tell me that he had just gone down on his girlfriend, for the first time. He said it was really cool. Heís been encouraging me to get a lady of my own for quite some time, to ďreap the rewards of having a womanĒ as he puts it. I donít think Iím ready.

Well, its not that Iím not ready, Iím just not in a position of getting a woman.

Anyways, back to what this is all about.

I like women, but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. Ever since James called me up, talking about how cool vaginas are, well, Iíve been curious, thanks to DPPH I know all about their construction, but, well, the Internet doesnít lend itself to transferring smells.

Iíll just say it.

For the last couple of days, Iíve been going into my sisterís laundry, and smelling her panties. Itís not too hard; I just say Iím doing a load of wash, or wait for everyone to leave, and then go into her hamper.

Iím in no way sexually attracted to my sister; this doesnít have anything to do with her. I just love the smell of vagina, and she has one.

I donít think this is too wrong, but Iím afraid to ask my friends if they have done it.

Is this normal?

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Jericho
Jul 26, 2001
I ate paintballs. I smashed an egg on my face. Yet, I'm still unloved.

WHAT THE gently caress

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.



You should have stuck with the blank thread.

Life is Eat and Die
Apr 15, 2001


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http://www.calwong.org

thatsdumb youredumb
Sep 9, 2002


No.

sludge
Feb 18, 2001
dog will hunt

You're like 12, aren't you?

loving kill yourself you miserable piece of poo poo.

GrandmaParty
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage

Biscuit Hider

NO. NO NO NO NO NO.

For the love of god, take Macpike's fat chick. Jesus christ, you're better off smelling dog vagina than your sister's panties. PUT THEM DOWN, WOMAN. GO GET YOURSELF A FAT CHICK IF YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE.

Bo-Pepper
Sep 9, 2002

Want some rye?
Course ya do!



Fun Shoe

This did not excite me. I feel all dirty.

Recycle Bin
Feb 7, 2001

I'd rather be a pig than a fascist

g'night everybody!

mittens
May 30, 2002

Forum Kitten

What.

I hope this is a gimmick.

QwilMan
Jan 11, 2003


:megamon:

PenguinBob
Oct 12, 2000


you took a wrong turn, friend.

http://www.allaboutsex.org

I can't believe you people are falling for this either

Death Bucket
Jul 19, 2001
Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

quote:

Life is Eat and Die came out of the closet to say:
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

Yeah. That about says it.

Aquinas
Jul 10, 2001


Hahahaha. This thread is great.

Jadius
May 12, 2001

FISSION MAILED!

This thread makes me feel itchy and dirty. You're a horrible loving human being.

MeaningOfLife
Nov 30, 2001

:staredog: <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)


That's hosed up, she's your own sister. Go smell some other pussies.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:


Dear lord, this is brilliant. Utterly brilliant. Its like the early writings of Zarbot7.

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...

Well I came.

Squeeky
Jul 26, 2001


quote:

Life is Eat and Die came out of the closet to say:
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:


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cyclo
Jun 14, 2002


no, it's not ok.
sorry.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002



No.

BrownH2.0
Jul 11, 2002


This got me pretty hot.

Mode 7 Samurai
Jan 9, 2001



This thread scares me in ways I have never been scared before.

Belldandy
Sep 11, 2001

Do not try to boost in peace, because that is impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth, there is no boost.


Hahah youre a furry and since furries will never ever ever touch a female you have to get off to your sister hahahahahaha

dw33b
Apr 9, 2001

If you deny yourself a useful tool simply because it reminds you uncomfortably of your mortality, you have uselessly and pointlessly crippled yourself.

This is perfectly healthy he's not loving his sister he is just curious and exploring. Stop being judgemental you jerks. :(

Cuddles
Jan 9, 2003

Be Afraid

Rigor Tortoise
Dec 26, 2001


On my block this is hosed up.

lets be best friends okay
Jun 1, 2000

okay

Hey, are you sure they're your sister's? Maybe they're your mom's. Be sure and ask.

Edit: Now that I think about this... I figure if he's willing to tell strangers on the internet, someday he'll get very drunk and tell HER. And then they'll have a beautiful family of web-footed children with no eyes.

lets be best friends okay fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Mar 10, 2003

Butlercide
Aug 6, 2001



This is the best thread ever!

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MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go


It's only ok if she's cute, post pic.

Doronin
Nov 22, 2002

Don't be scared


HAHAHA! And No.

Neverclear
Jun 12, 2002

Try and Stop Us.

I knew there had to be some incest twist the second he mentioned having a sister.

Find Girlfriend. Fast.

Raist
Jan 3, 2003


i knew it was gonna be really bad when this was said:

quote:

I like women, but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie.

as much as i wanted to throw up, i really want a follow up post

pls. lol.

hay guys

MHat
Mar 8, 2003



quote:

Redfox came out of the closet to say:

Is this normal?

for the love of sand no it is not

Fatty_McLumpkin
Sep 30, 2002

Oh I loooove going to the mooon ahaha ahhhahaaa


quote:

Redfox came out of the closet to say:
Is this normal?


....









:megamon::megamon::megamon::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:



dude seriously, stop smellin your sisters panties, and seek immediate professional help.

El Bandito
Jan 28, 2003

E Monkey Porkchop McMutz!

Lowtax rated me a 900 hundred :monocle:

Mista _T
Nov 11, 2000

Mix it with Curly and Larry and Moe, WOOP-WOOP WOOP-WOOP WOOP hey, YO!

I really, REALLY wish I can just post "what" for this thread.
It certainly deserves just... "what."

Glovebox Joe
Dec 21, 2002


:monocle:*


*:2monocle:**

**:megamon:

...

Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

Hey Fiwer.. How ya been doin', man?

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Fart Shark
Jun 17, 2001

AArgh!
AAAAhh!

That is perfectly normal. I smell my sisters and my cousins panties all the time!
Don't pay attention to these assholes, they are just trying to discourage you.

Ps. Rate this thread a five!

:phone: - This isn't a warning, this is a threat.