LCD Cinematic Action

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fork banger: Jan 3, 2001

What would we do if hand-held game technology was stuck in the 80s? We would have action packed movie licensed LCD screen games, obviously.

You guys can be extremely funny, and I'm sure you can come up with wittier ideas than I have.

LCD Font is from here and some good quality hand-held game photos can be found here. I know these photoshops could be more time consuming to create than other photoshop threads, but I think a little extra effort always makes a difference. Lets see what you guys can do. :)

fork banger fucked around with this message at 02:01 on May 17, 2005

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pogue23: Aug 15, 2002; Son, I am disappoint.

wow those look like they took way more work than i have time for..

superb . voting 5

Still puffing my leafs
Still gently caress with the beats, still not loving police
Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
Still got love for the streets, it's the P.O.G.

# ? May 6, 2005 05:01

Meglar: Jun 9, 2002

Amazing job. I'm going to start on one, looks like a lot of work.

# ? May 6, 2005 05:04

HypeTelecon: May 19, 2003; Destroying ecosystems for fun and profit!

I wish I could draw. This thread has a lot of potential. The Matrix one almost looks real.

# ? May 6, 2005 05:04

blahz: Dec 18, 2004

Those are simply amazing. Had I not known that those were photoshopped, I would have believed them to be real.

# ? May 6, 2005 05:06

Eris Is Goddess: Nov 18, 2000

This is awesome, I played those terrible Tiger Electronics games before the invention of the GameBoy.

# ? May 6, 2005 05:09

fork banger: Jan 3, 2001

quote:

pogue23 came out of the closet to say:
wow those look like they took way more work than i have time for..

superb . voting 5

Thank you but I think it's a bit premature to vote until people post photoshops too. :(

# ? May 6, 2005 05:14

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Holy crap this idea and fork's execution are absolutely amazing.

I love them both, but I'm not quite sure what's supposed to be happening in the Best Friend's Wedding one.

# ? May 6, 2005 05:16

man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

Those are great and I hope someone more talented than myself gives us more.

# ? May 6, 2005 05:18

fork banger: Jan 3, 2001

quote:

OorahAirForce came out of the closet to say:
I'm not quite sure what's supposed to be happening in the Best Friend's Wedding one.

Basically the movie was quite stupid with the three main characters running around, trying to win the guy's heart in time for the wedding and Julia Roberts is upside-down because she falls down a lot.

# ? May 6, 2005 05:18

Butt Cord: Jan 28, 2005; _{The State was not formed in progressive stages; it appears fully armed, a master stroke executed all at once; the primordial Urstaat, the eternal model of everything the State wants to be and desires; the basic formation, on the horizon throughout history.}

believe it or not this is completely unedited...

edit: wow i had so many of these...

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Butt Cord fucked around with this message at 05:26 on May 6, 2005

# ? May 6, 2005 05:22

TheSniperZERO: Jan 18, 2004

quote:

arc_arsenal came out of the closet to say:
believe it or not this is completely unedited...

Thanks for the great photoshop friend! :rolleye:

But seriously, Forkbanger... stellar execution. Nice work. I'm going to rack my brain and attempt to think of a good idea.

# ? May 6, 2005 05:41

AzureSkys: Apr 27, 2003

when the gameboy first came out i saved up my money for a while, but just didn't quite get enough. christmas came and my mom knew how much i wanted one... but money was quite scarce. in sympathy to my desire and efforts to save she bought me a lcd game.

i felt really bad because it was absolutly horrible. it had these aliens that were rip offs of the Aliens movies that came down from the top in a lame space invaders way. it worked for a week, then broke. my mom lovingly tried to get the 'next best thing to a gameboy' but these lcd things were terrible.

your pictures rock.

# ? May 6, 2005 06:28

Jaded Samurai: Mar 29, 2004; Yarr ^^_

Gold, without any photoshops minus the op. Wonderful.

# ? May 6, 2005 06:30

pogue23: Aug 15, 2002; Son, I am disappoint.

13 posts and gold..

has to be a new record

Still puffing my leafs
Still gently caress with the beats, still not loving police
Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
Still got love for the streets, it's the P.O.G.

# ? May 6, 2005 06:34

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

# ? May 6, 2005 06:50

BlindTourist: Mar 12, 2004; The early worm gets eaten by the bird.

Holy poo poo! I have the original Knight Rider game you based the second image from. Great idea for a thread, I'll have one up shortly

# ? May 6, 2005 06:53

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

quote:

pogue23 came out of the closet to say:
13 posts and gold..

has to be a new record

Yeah, that surprised me a bit. Only the OP and it went gold. Sure, they were good 'shops and this thread has definite potential, but gold after a single entry??

I've got platinum, so where are all the pms?

# ? May 6, 2005 06:59

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 8 years!

Wow, Fork Banger raised the bar about 50 notches for new photoshop threads.

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# ? May 6, 2005 07:02

Russell William Thorpe: Nov 18, 2004

oh hell, beaten

# ? May 6, 2005 07:06

D O R K Y: Aug 31, 2001

Those are loving beautiful. Looking forward for what's to come.

WAU

# ? May 6, 2005 07:07

Butt Cord: Jan 28, 2005; _{The State was not formed in progressive stages; it appears fully armed, a master stroke executed all at once; the primordial Urstaat, the eternal model of everything the State wants to be and desires; the basic formation, on the horizon throughout history.}

quote:

TheSniperZERO's mouth spat forth:

Thanks for the great photoshop friend! :rolleye:

edit: whoops Halo != cinema, sorry

happy now, jerk? :moore:

Butt Cord fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 6, 2005

# ? May 6, 2005 07:16

man thats gross: Sep 4, 2004

quote:

God Himself told arc_arsenal to share with you these words:

[url]http://img180.echo.cx/img180/3537/halogame14vl.gif[/URL]

happy now, jerk? :moore:

That's some pretty cool poo poo right there.

# ? May 6, 2005 07:17

applekid: Oct 12, 2004; beware the sock

Wow those original ones are just great. This is an awesome idea :)

# ? May 6, 2005 07:20

T-Lag: Sep 25, 2004; Nuevo

Voting five just because it is a crazy idea that you managed to pull off.
Woohoo! My vote pushed it into gold!

# ? May 6, 2005 07:25

CAMP FARTING ROCKS: Jan 14, 2005

This is great. If I can come up with a decent idea, then I'll try and contribute, although it won't be animated. :(

Why is the Agent shooting bullets from his fingertips? (Yeah, I'm a jerk, I know)

# ? May 6, 2005 07:34

Drake Lake: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a respected community leader! A shining pillar of moral strength!

You know, I should be asleep by now, but seeing those has inspired me to stay up and work on one. Awesome work.

Signature.

# ? May 6, 2005 07:40

Doghouse: Oct 22, 2004; I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.

Oh man, I'd forgotten all about those games. They were so crappy but I loved them. Great thread, you're full of wacky photoshop ideas.

For the times that you want to go and bust rhymes real slow, i'll appear, slap you on the face, and enjoy the show. Oh, this dope nose.

# ? May 6, 2005 07:51

fork banger: Jan 3, 2001

fork banger fucked around with this message at 02:02 on May 17, 2005

# ? May 6, 2005 07:56

BDM05: Sep 28, 2004; Dillon, Texas
Home of the panthers

quote:

fork banger taught us this about the secular flesh:
http://xs27.xs.to/pics/05185/reservoirlcd.gif

I like how "You Lose" is ghosted in, but "You Win!" is not possibly anywhere. Mr. banger, this game is RIGGED!

# ? May 6, 2005 08:00

Balls of Adonis: Aug 2, 2004

quote:

fork banger came out of the closet to say:
http://xs27.xs.to/pics/05185/reservoirlcd.gif

Oh forkbanger, you are to photoshop threads what bigpeeler is to mspaint threads. I really liked this one.

# ? May 6, 2005 08:00

fork banger: Jan 3, 2001

quote:

BDM05 came out of the closet to say:

I like how "You Lose" is ghosted in, but "You Win!" is not possibly anywhere. Mr. banger, this game is RIGGED!

They all lose in the end. :(

# ? May 6, 2005 08:01

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

should be smaller but my GIF animator sucks :mad:

# ? May 6, 2005 08:02

pakchooi: Jul 28, 2003; Half robot, half vegetable.

Astounding as ever.
Another brilliant idea and execution from Mr.Banger.

# ? May 6, 2005 08:07

DragonKeeper: Aug 4, 2004; MOLE GAVE ME THIS ACCOUNT OK GUYS

I have the sudden urge to actually create these. But somehow I think my overwhelming sense of laziness will make quick work of that.

# ? May 6, 2005 08:07

applekid: Oct 12, 2004; beware the sock

Nice Kill Bill game! :D

# ? May 6, 2005 08:12

king of crimson: Jul 23, 2001; by The Finn

these are loving hilarious, but oh man Linguica, that Kill Bill game has me lollin..

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# ? May 6, 2005 08:12

Broman: Oct 26, 2004; Smile fo' me daddy
What you lookin at
Let me see ya grill
Let cha see my what
Ye, ya grill ye, ye, ya grill

These are brilliant.
Five.

# ? May 6, 2005 08:16

Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

quote:

Linguica came out of the closet to say:
should be smaller but my GIF animator sucks :mad:

http://www.doomworld.com/linguica/killbill.gif

If only the crystal goop came in yellow.

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szkud posted:

I'll be using EWQL Symphonic Orchestra Gold Edition for the '36 Chamber Orchestra' Symphonic Wu-Tang tribute I'm starting just as soon as I get my MacBook.

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