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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > This guy is trying to rip me off on ebay. How should I respond to his email
Epée
Jun 17, 2003

The Black Goat
 Go to a butcher, buy and send him a severed pig's head. And I hope he is a muslim too.

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Epée
Jun 17, 2003

The Black Goat

quote:

Khisareth came out of the closet to say:


See, people are offering two routes that don't mix. You can't send biological matter/vandalize someone's house and then tell the police. This guy deserves everything he can get, but shipping what would be considered "hazardous materials" or the like would only get the goons in trouble if found out. What if he sent wasps and customs opened the box?

I say ship an empty box to some goon in London. That way, you don't pay much shipping yourself. Said goon can use the UPS box with stamps/description/invoice and fake it so it seems it was sent to the frauder from the USA, and fill it with frozen turd/pigs severed head/anthrax or whatever. Goons can then deliver it personally to this guy.

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Epée
Jun 17, 2003

The Black Goat
 If I were a goon in London, I would camp outsite this dude's address and find out more about him, his habits, go through his mail, find out where he works, his real ID, etc.
As quoted before, we need 'retribution in Biblical proportions'.

Epée fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Apr 27, 2004

* # ¿ Apr 27, 2004 09:37
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