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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

quote:

Jussi came out of the closet to say:
Send yourself in a box and then when opens it climb out and punch him in the face
Seems fair.

Just send him a bunch of scat porn a rock for weight and a "friendly" letter. Also value it at 2200, and taxes are good :) Also a print out of this thread would be a nice touch, of course then he'd have a target. So I say just stay completely anonymous. You don't need to go totally overboard, and i think that the fact that his address is posted oughta take care of everything. Junk Mail galore.

Voted 5

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Just remember the most important part, Claim the value is 2200.

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

quote:

Woodman came out of the closet to say:
You should include his photo & a copy of all of his personal info you have dug up. That would really gently caress with his head.

YES. This is the correct answer.

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Hopefully everyone has stopped calling. Am anxiously looking forward to some Live Video Feed of the event. Much love to London Goons.

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Lets assume that the barber shop owner is just an innocent 'patsy.' Then couldn't a London area goon casually ask him what he is doing with the package that just arrived? Something a long the lines of "Hey whats in that package?" As an extension of Barber Shop conversation.

Might inadverdantly uncover the address, or at least get a lead.

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

quote:

TheRedEye came out of the closet to say:
I swear, I'd spend the entire day in that neighborhood if I were anywhere near London. The adventurous spirit of you maniacs is admirable. If for any bizarre reason you need some sort of recon or crazy feats accomplished in Las Vegas, I am your e-whore. You can Toxx that if you want.

GoonCon

HEAR THAT GOONS ACROSS THE POND, COME TO GOONCON SO I CAN BUY YOU A BEER/WHORE!

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
About our operation being uncovered. Think of it from his side, he gets a lot of referrals from SA.com. What does that mean to him? I'm sure he gets lots of refferals from a lot of web sites. The only problem I foresee is the additional traffic the "ESCROW" has gotten. The real doll, etc. That would definetly smell more than fishy. If we want this to have the climatic finish that we all crave. The UK Goons will have to organize en masse. We will need lots of details, and pictures.

As has been speculated before, the barbershop is almost certainly not the final address. Jeff has he e-mailed you since? If not he mat not have paid the taxes, and thus our scheme has met an unfortunate demise. If the taxes have been paid we need someone to stake out the FED-EX pick up station. Unfortunetly that will be hard to do as I'm sure there are many parcels that will look identical to jeffs. The barber shop I'm thinking will not happen.

It is quite easy for the actual buyer to pick up the package before it even goes out to the address. The address is just a dummy address while the real culprit just picks it up at the FED-EX place. Then he drives to whereever to either drop off the package, or back to his house. I think the FED-EX station is the key, not the barbershop.

Godspeed to all that are involved.

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Who hasn't voted yet? And whats worse who DIDN'T vote 5?

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Another vote for just a customs delay. I'm sure the scammer was using the escrow site in multiple scams. Thus it is no surprise that it got shut down, that is probably standard operating procedure. Now the only problem is if he thinks something about the thousand or so SA referrals.

Just give it time. A few days would be best, or until FedEx updates. Which ever comes first.

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Wow, I cannot loving wait. I definetly agree with sending him the "ha ha internet" picture. With a picture of the barber shop guy too.

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Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

quote:

Unixmonkey came out of the closet to say:
The package isn't insured at all. its declared worth $2000. Which only matters to determine the levys paid to customs. Completely legal.

quote:

Unixmonkey came out of the closet to say:
The package isn't insured at all. its declared worth $2000. Which only matters to determine the levys paid to customs. Completely legal.

quote:

Unixmonkey came out of the closet to say:
The package isn't insured at all. its declared worth $2000. Which only matters to determine the levys paid to customs. Completely legal.

quote:

Unixmonkey came out of the closet to say:
The package isn't insured at all. its declared worth $2000. Which only matters to determine the levys paid to customs. Completely legal.

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