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EricFate
Aug 31, 2001

Crumpets. Glorious Crumpets.
Find that friend of your mother, and kick him repeatedly in the rear end until he drops enough money to hire a locksmith -- who can then arrive, look at the damage, and laugh at you. Then have him show you a catalog to demonstrate how much it would cost to purchase and install a safe like that. Then invite the friend over again and knee him in the groin.

The only way you are opening that now, is if you flip it over and have an actual metalsmith look at how the thing was pieced together. If he can loosen a few welds, you can use the sledgehammer method mentioned earlier. Otherwise you'll have to find someone with the tools to grind through the bolts that lock the left side of the door in place. I somehow doubt drilling will do much beyond make moving those bolts even MORE impossible now that the inside surface is all hosed up.

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