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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



VogeGandire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F24xmypSfCw

This will forever be the best Danshoku Dino match, because Jun Kasai is amazing.

Also, there's no way this match makes any more sense if you can understand Japanese.

Man, even at only 360p, Kasai's body looks disgusting. Does he have a hole in the left side of his back :psyduck:?

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



getitoffgetitoff posted:

There are NWA tag titles???
Archer and DBSjr won the titles off some NWA jobbers back in April, and best as I can tell, haven't defended them once. Though since obviously no at NWA themselves seem to care, why should NJPW bother with mentioning/showing the titles.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



golden oldies pete posted:

There was another interview with KENTA & Shibata in a magazine where he expressed that he wants to go to WWE, but he has no english, and I'm sure nobody wants that.

I don't know, I still want to see a Punk vs KENTA feud just based on KENTA being pissed that Punk stole his finisher, and "one more match" between KENTA and Dragon.

Having said that, I don't see it happening, and NJPW is probably the safer bet.

Also, does KENTA legit not speak English, or is that meant in the Tajiri way of not speaking English?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



VogeGandire posted:

FOUND IT! The Choshu/Tenryu segment starts about 11:20 in.

That is even better than I expected it to be. Tenryu's mumbling was just too much to take, respect to the actors there that managed to avoid corpsing, because Choshu was corpsing big time.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



weekly font posted:

The batsu games they do are always laugh riots. When Chono shows up in one and slap somebody's face off their face I laughed forever.

That seems to be some sort of yearly tradition, if the subtitles in this one are correct:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HBpQ3UySQo

Another case of Iamasaki-slapping:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFtUhirUBI

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



harperdc posted:

Apparently Akebono has signed an exclusive contract with AJPW. Yay...?

Definitely YAY! Because that means we now won't have to endure him in NJPW pre-show or random 6-man tag matches any longer.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

Was he ever in AAA or CMLL?

IIRC, he was part of a 8-man tag with Joe, Homicide and AJ in some TNA vs AAA matchup, but that's pretty much it, so not really a chance to burn any bridges in Mexico.

That said, he has burned so many bridges in the US and Japan that one or two burned bridges in Mexico wouldn't even make a difference.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Illinois Smith posted:

I remember people in here freaking out about that DDT-offshoot USA show when the card was posted, so here's 5 minutes of clips from it courtesy of Occupation of the Indies.

Features Kiku and Honda as Hogan and Warrior, Okabayashi as Goldberg, Toba as John Cena, Fukuda as Mr. Perfect and I guess Takagi as Vince McMahon at the end.

I just love DDT and their off-shoots. Name of the event is Stargate 2013, took place in March this year. Also has Michael Nakazawa as Sheik, and Danshoku Dino as Goldust, which is certainly a fitting choice.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Oh DDT, please never change. That said, didn't Muscle Sakai retire 3 years ago?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



So, they are making a moe girl version of Michael Nakazawa, a wrestler known for covering himself in massive amounts of oil? I think I've seen enough hentai to know where that is going, and I'm scared :ohdear: .

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



ChampRamp posted:

What is a "talk battle?"

No idea, but I'm fairly certain it involves chops, lots and lots of chops.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



DDT is just the best.

Has anyone ever suggested DDT to Steve Austin? Because the "Steve Austin reacts to Dramatic Dream Team Show" should be a thing that's real.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Today I just realised that I haven't been paying enough attention to DDT, because I missed out on them now having the DDT King Of Dark Championship, aka a championship that is only being defended in dark matches, and the current champion can only wrestle in dark matches until he loses the title.

Leave it to DDT to find a way to make dark matches actually mean something.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



RealFoxy posted:

The only great thing about NOSAWA was the story after an IWA Mid South show back in the early Indy boom featuring Homicide almost being on CM Punk and then passing out in his own piss, a bunch of guys painting Samoa Joe's toenails but being so drunk they just dumped a bottle over his whole foot, and NOSAWA passing out on a picnic table outside the house and hitching a ride back to the LAX on the back of some farming pickup truck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFjwEsjiztc

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



quote:

East & West Toward The Front Over The Entire Surface Falls Count Anywhere Weapon Treasure Hunt Match

I think I have found my new favorite match name.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



El Gallinero Gros posted:

Joey Ryan is your new Ironman Heavyweight Champion in DDT. He joins the illustrious group who have held the belt such as a Ladder, a 3 year old child, a monkey, a Hello Kitty doll, a porn actress, a poster, a truck used to haul around BJW's ring, a desk, a pork cutlet, a bowl of curry, a stick of Yakitori, and a pint of beer.

Is it actually Joey Ryan that won the title, or is it his dick that won the title? I mean, this is DDT we're talking about.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Spermgod posted:

that one guy on twitter who hates joey ryan and takes the booking of the DDT Heavymetalweight Title very seriously is going to be furious about this

I can understand someone hating Joey Ryan because of his gimmick, but what kind of mental disorder/damage do you have to have to take the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Title seriously? The whole point of the title is escalating ridiculousness as to who or what wins the title.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



MassRafTer posted:

He has taken something that was genuinely pretty funny and run it into the loving ground, so I too am angry about how he has booked the belt.

He hasn't traded the title a total of 366 times with the same opponent over the span of one month yet, so he is still far from running it into the ground.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Doubt I would pay for DDT on a monthly basis, but getting it for 1-2 months and then gorging myself on as many Campground and PowerPoint matches as possible would still be an interesting idea.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Thauros posted:

5. DDT 20th Anniversary Special Single Match That Danshoku Producer Wants To Show Everyone But Is Worried Whether It Will Be Suitable Content: Danshoku Dino Vs Super Sasadango Machine

I love the names DDT gives their matches. Is this the longest name they've ever given a match or has there been a longer one?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



mikeycp posted:

nakazawa absolutely has a clause in his aew contract about no fireworks up the rear end, right?

Most definitely. I mean, if AEW allowed fireworks to be shot from asses, you can bet Ibushi would have signed with them over New Japan regardless of who offered better money.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Jenkem Delivery posted:

Avalanche 24sai?

Phoenixplex 24sai. I don't know how the hell it's gonna work, but people are gonna get crippled.

Edit: Somehow he'll also be shooting off rockets while doing the move.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



JOHN CENA posted:

the last time i saw nakajima was when he was kensuke's young boy in ring of honor

This is somewhat similar to my memories of Go Shiozaki. Only really remembered him from his time in ROH until 2008, and then when I saw him in a NOAH match late last year, I couldn't recognize him at all. With blonde hair and his beard shaved off he looks younger now than he did in ROH 12 years ago.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

https://twitter.com/the_leave_p/status/1334053048272908289/photo/3

Sugiura's kinda not the most exciting choice to beat Go but I also kinda hope he wins because Go is looking rough...

Sugiura still is one of the best wrestlers in the world so it's not like the main events would suffer.

Man, they really need to give that guy some time off. Just a few more months of matches accumulating more bandages and he's going to end up looking like THE YET-AY.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Alaois posted:

imagine Yakuza 4 when Saejima escapes the secret island prison in the Ryukyus, instead of washing up on the beach in front of Kiryu's orphanage, he ends up finding a wrestling ring floating in the middle of the ocean and El Lindaman is standing in the middle of it alone, waiting

Great, now I'm imagining that match ending due to outside interference from that POS Saito.

gently caress Saito.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Burn Down Canberra posted:

https://twitter.com/Peps_Wrestling/status/1737434457907298448?t=5Yt49QiLC1yVnUqh5MwQvQ&s=19

The house invaded Noah

The first order of business for that big lobbying group that was recently made was "what new and exciting ways can we come together to make Kaito Kiyomiya look bad"

Honestly if I was Kaito at that point I would just stop selling the beatdown, tell Gedo to go gently caress himself and just leave to never wrestle in either NOAH or New Japan ever again. I mean, he was getting punked out all the time anyway, but now getting clowned on by what is well on track to be the worst loving stable in wrestling history? Just leave, gently caress it all.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Burn Down Canberra posted:

The biggest question from 2023 has to be directed at Noah and cyberfight and its basically what's the plan here guys.

Step 1: Humiliation for loser Kaito
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Barely break even

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



forkboy84 posted:

Talking of Big Japan, spoilers for their Korakuen show from today

And yeah, Necro Butcher was waving his Trump 2024 flag again. loving cracking stuff.

Given Japan's strict anti-drug laws, how the gently caress did that brainfucked drug addict get into the country?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Tampa Bae posted:

when the TJPW roster was on that CBS SWAT show and Shoko Nakajima just pulls out an Uzi

Say what?!?

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



edogawa rando posted:

Honestly, I'm not surprised. While NOAH can be relied on for a banger match at their shows, they're also defined by frustrating, nonsensical and self-destructive booking decisions.

Sounds awfully familiar. Maybe it's time they change their name to Total Noah Action.

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