Lets draw retarded dragons!

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Mr. Swoon: Nov 25, 2003; ALL WE DO IS PARTY

I was sketching with some friends one night, when we came across a wonderful idea:

Retarded dragons.

The idea is simple enough. You draw whatever you think a retarded dragon should look like. Anything goes, so long as it's a giant magical lizard with a mental handicap. It sounds stupid, and it probably is, but there's something strangely addicting about drawing these freaks.

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Bizology: Aug 30, 2004; Bananas... we haven't done Bananas!

That second one looks like a "special" version of Kraid from Metroid.

Downright funny though, made me laugh.

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essaywhutman: Dec 13, 2002; by Ozma

Mr. Swoon posted:

Retarded dragons.

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I want to frame it and hang it over my fireplace.

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Charkie: Jan 28, 2004; I AM THE WORLD'S
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Mr. Swoon posted:

It sounds stupid, and it probably is, but there's something strangely addicting about drawing these freaks.

I can attest to that.

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Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

I seriously expect to see a new emoticon emerge from this thread.

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GGnextMatt: Jul 12, 2004; Nigga what? Nigga wh-RARGH!

This thread is so creepy, I like it.

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Goodnight: Nov 28, 2005; by Ozma

I'm not sure I did this ok

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The Awesomesaurus: Feb 15, 2006; I'm too cool to be extinct.

My art sucks.

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ThatNateGuy: Oct 15, 2004; "Is that right?"; Slippery Tilde

The Awesomesaurus posted:

My art sucks.

I dunno, it made me laugh.

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Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

Mr. Swoon posted:

I was sketching with some friends one night, when we came across a wonderful idea:

Kinda reminds me of the baby from Spirited Away.

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ihborbobobo: Sep 16, 2005; the artist formerly known as me

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TunaSled: Jun 4, 2003

This is kind of fun.

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EllisD: Mar 14, 2004; WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?

The Awesomesaurus posted:

My art sucks.

I like your's the most.

They're all good though.

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Final Fart Buttball: Jun 24, 2005

Sideshow Charlie posted:

This one is loving hilarious

All the other ones are good too though. If I was any good I'd attempt something

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Hinder the Swan: May 27, 2005

Excellent thread idea.

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LANkrypt0: May 28, 2001; ph33r

I need to do some more, this is fun!

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Robothoven: Jul 28, 2005

Awkward!

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Fateo McMurray: Mar 22, 2003

Sideshow Charlie posted:

I can attest to that.

I love these two. Absolutly hilarious.

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expensive jeans: Jun 20, 2003

This is an inappropriate time Thomas!!

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The Flying Milton: Jan 18, 2005

I should probly color it.

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Bruce Boxlicker: Jul 26, 2004; Fun Shoe

expensive jeans posted:

This is an inappropriate time Thomas!!

You are a master of this... strange... craft.

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donut: Feb 4, 2001

And they always say Chinese dragons are smart!

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LANkrypt0: May 28, 2001; ph33r

Sideshow Charlie posted:

I can attest to that.

Mind if I use that second one as my desktop?

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Poonior Toilett: Aug 21, 2004; m'lady

sure thing boss

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Bizology: Aug 30, 2004; Bananas... we haven't done Bananas!

Hurrrrr it burns

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TheBuyer: Mar 7, 2006; Doing it the hard way.

Could you please include the dragon who would be in charge of sweeping the Burger King parking lot? This one sort of looks like his Downsy mom.

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SheepNinja: Feb 21, 2002; My Pimp Hand is Strong!!

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Charkie: Jan 28, 2004; I AM THE WORLD'S
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Robothoven posted:

Awkward!

I'm laughing so hard at this one.

LANkrypt0 posted:

Mind if I use that second one as my desktop?

Sure, knock yourself out. And thanks.

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Wet Bandit: Nov 6, 2005

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Hellmonkey2k: Jun 27, 2004; Flinging poo at loved ones since the New Millenium

Poor thing. Tthe son of Pete's Dragon was born with the downs

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Rugoberta Munchu: Jun 5, 2003; Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?

TunaSled posted:

This is kind of fun.

A fan of John R. Dilworth, are we?

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Malaclypse: Sep 12, 2000; alone in the dark and scared always scared as hell

my first MS paint ever

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TunaSled: Jun 4, 2003

Yay!

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Wooten: Oct 4, 2004

expensive jeans posted:

This is an inappropriate time Thomas!!

Maybe I'm retarded, but I just laughed so hard at that I almost passed out. My roommate thinks I'm a freak now.

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Crazed_Capybara_Rider: Oct 22, 2000

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Liberty_MI: Jun 7, 2002; You can protect yourself from Radioactive Fallout... get the facts! From your Civil Defense Director.

Sideshow Charlie posted:

I can attest to that.

That is a right proper draconian-windowlicker if i ever saw one.

Awesome!

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IndecisiveMexican: Feb 14, 2006; ¿Pero whish one?

Unlike the other wheel chair bound dragon in this thread mine doesn't really care. As long as it gets it's juice box.

IndecisiveMexican fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Mar 11, 2006

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OMG ITZ JAMES: Sep 11, 2001; :iamafag::iamafag::iamafag::iamafag::iamafag:

HAAAY GUYZZZZZZ

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OMG ITZ JAMES fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Mar 11, 2006

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Kepp Unkempt: Nov 14, 2004

Jesus Christ guys, I'm in tears. Awesome idea, great execution by all.

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Barack HUSSEIN: Mar 20, 2003; Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it

I guess every superhero need his theme music

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