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cln
Jul 11, 2002
EDIT: You may want to check out page 4 for a continuation of this...

*** pooja55 has joined #photoshop
[04:59] (pooja55): hi
[04:59] (pooja55): Is anyone here good at graphic editing? I want to spiff up my picture of me...message me if you would like to help...appreciate it..thx
[05:00] (cln): pooja55, are you a female?
[05:00] (pooja55): yes
[05:00] (cln): pooja55, are you attractive and not 55 years old?
[05:01] (pooja55): yes

Session Start: Mon Jul 22 05:00:50 2002
[05:01] (pooja55): no i am not 55
[05:01] (cln): is said picture nude?
[05:01] (pooja55): my picture isnt nude
[05:01] (pooja55): why
[05:01] (cln): because i'm a lonley nerd with high hopes
[05:02] (cln): ok, dcc me your picture. I will help you based on your looks.
[05:02] (pooja55): umm
[05:04] (pooja55): how long will it take u
[05:04] (pooja55): to make me look nude
[05:04] (cln): depends on the quality of the picture
[05:05] (pooja55): so??

[05:06] (cln): uuuuh, it'd take me about 9 hours and extremly large amounts of hopes and dreams to make you look nude
[05:06] (pooja55): :(
[05:06] (pooja55): pleez
[05:06] (pooja55): cant u do anything in 15min
[05:07] (pooja55): ??
[05:07] (pooja55): ?????
[05:08] (cln): ok I'll give it a shot.
[05:08] (pooja55): 15min?
[05:08] (cln): yes
[05:08] (pooja55): i'm making it for my boyfriend
[05:08] (pooja55): um
[05:08] (pooja55): were you looking to get with me? I'm so sorry if u were
[05:08] (pooja55): we can be friends though
[05:08] (pooja55): if u can help me out
[05:08] (cln): sounds great.
[05:09] (pooja55): kool (hug)
[05:09] (pooja55): ok you got 15min! GO!!!!!!!!!! lol
[05:09] (pooja55): oh btw..
[05:09] (pooja55): can u make the pic look like it was taken amateurly
[05:09] (pooja55): so it looks real
[05:09] (pooja55): not like put me on a model's body or something
[05:09] (cln): ok
[05:15] (pooja55): hows it going
[05:15] (pooja55): ?
[05:16] (pooja55): send me ur progress
[05:18] (pooja55): ok
[05:20] (cln): I'm done!
[05:20] (pooja55): k
[05:21] (pooja55): send it
[05:21] (cln): I'm very pleased with this work.
[05:21] (cln): It isn't perfect because it was fast, but I think its very very good
[05:21] (cln): a pro would ask for many hundred dollars for work like this, but I'm doing it for free!!!!
[05:21] (pooja55): lol
[05:21] (pooja55): thanks (kiss)
[05:22] (cln): THIS IMAGE IS IN NO WAY WORK SAFE!
[05:22] (cln): sexy, huh?
[05:22] (pooja55): yeh
[05:22] (pooja55): cool
[05:22] (cln): did u like it???
[05:23] (pooja55): yeh
[05:23] (pooja55): its nice
[05:23] (pooja55): thanks
[05:23] (cln): FANTASTIC
[05:23] (pooja55): can u take it off your website though
[05:23] (cln): ok
[05:24] (pooja55): thank u soooo much
[05:24] (cln): np!
[05:25] (pooja55): did u take it off ur site
[05:25] (cln): yes
[05:25] (pooja55): ok
[05:27] (pooja55): it's still there
[05:27] (cln): there must be something wrong with your interweb
[05:30] (pooja55): please take it off
[05:30] (cln): I have
[05:30] (pooja55): it's still there
[05:30] (pooja55): thanks for helping and all
[05:30] (pooja55): but please take it off ur site
[05:30] (cln): I HAVE!
[05:31] (pooja55): oh
[05:31] (pooja55): lol
[05:31] (pooja55): thanks

cln fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jul 23, 2002

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C-Mart
Jul 7, 2002

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C-Mart fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Sep 29, 2003

phubuh
Mar 4, 2002
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"I wont ever be installing windows on my system again. My main PC will from this point on, ALWAYS have a Linux distro on it." - zenwhen

jet sanchEz
Oct 24, 2001

Lousy Manipulative Dog
Nice. Winner.

The old man was dreaming about the lions.

<deleted user>
Whazza wha?

P.S.: reminds me of aphex twin.

Gravy Train Bones
Jun 9, 2002

I love it.

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE
i'm proud to say i supplied the fat black chick pic.

Maka
Mar 18, 2001

quote:

phubuh came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
Those nipples are photoshopped too..


Right?







... right?

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
AHHHHHH!

Nipples...

so...

big...

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE
fraid the nipples are real

code:
NOT loving WORK SAFE IN ANY CONCIEVABLE WAY ---->rest of series                                                                     [url]http://www.black4free.com/thick-rear end/yellow.html[/url]

woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!

Bravo!

Manyon
Jun 13, 2001

SUP GUYZ
Oh my. Oh my oh my oh my oh my.

Oh my.

I can't believe this happened.

Ty
Sep 1, 2001
Internet O.G.
She... liked it?

Shenanigans.

dancehall
Sep 28, 2001

You say you want a revolution
wow. a good chat log. comedy bluemoonium.

LunixKing
Dec 20, 2000

RedHate
Bill of sale to cln. One generic windows keyboard. Reason for replacment: Vomit

frumpsnake
Jan 30, 2001

The sad part is, he wasn't always evil.
Thats some hot hot hot pepperoni tits action right there.

<deleted user>
WHY IS SHE ARTHUR C KORN?

Graves
Feb 10, 2002

Ask me about the time I posted a thread in GBS with a full confession on how I stabbed a man to death with my pocket knife

quote:

phubuh came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

also: lolz

Froham
Sep 22, 2000

Fireants and Black Magic
You have been awarded a 5.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

quote:

LunixKing came out of the closet to say:
Bill of sale to cln. One generic windows keyboard. Reason for replacment: Vomit

:rolleyes:

You owe me a new refridgerator because my food just spoiled!!!!!!!

UFF
May 1, 2001

quote:

LunixKing came out of the closet to say:
Bill of sale to cln. One generic windows keyboard. Reason for replacment: Vomit
HAHAHH GOOD ONE!

aTiredSoul
Jun 11, 2002
SWEET JESUS IN A PICNIC BASKET, that looks EXACTLY like this chick I went to HS with. Her name was Sandhya, she graduated a year behind me. I'm searching for pictures now.


Edit: This is the only one I can find right now. Linked because I don't want to bother GLC about hosting. She's 2nd from the left. http://www.usc.edu/CSSF/History/1996/graphics/pic_s03.html I can't express to ya'll exactly how disturbing this is if this *is* actually Sandhya. She was one of those perfect HS students. Honour roll, went to Harvard, Mock Trial, Speech Team. [

--A

aTiredSoul fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Jul 22, 2002

KracKiwi
Mar 29, 2002

:byodood: well excuse me, princess!
i split my bottom lip laughing so hard

excellent

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Dammit, why does SA have to be the origin of 95% of my bad dreams?

ford prefect
Mar 16, 2001

by Fragmaster
GAH! hahahahhaahahhahaahhaha
loving comedy

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Ants
Jul 23, 2000
Good call, cln.

Neverclear
Jun 12, 2002

Try and Stop Us.

quote:

[05:06] (cln): uuuuh, it'd take me about 9 hours and extremly large amounts of hopes and dreams to make you look nude

When you don't quite get the world is laughing at you.

Johnny Marr
May 20, 2001
I can't remember the last time the forums actually made me laugh out loud like this.

Thank you.

Furb
Apr 17, 2001
Comedy Adamantium. Thank you for making my monday morning.

sk-8
Oct 8, 2001
Those nipples....wow.
She looks like she'd make a good punching bag though.

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Adam
Jan 7, 2001

quote:

LunixKing came out of the closet to say:
Bill of sale to cln. One generic windows keyboard. Reason for replacment: Vomit

Please, don't do that.

jingo
Jul 11, 2002

you are a god full of twinkies and soda.


[gir]this is my favorite thread[/gir]

plainclothes goth
Jul 15, 2001

quote:

woodch came out of the closet to say:

Bravo!


HAHAHAHHA, THAT'S MY CAT! DOCTOR ZERO!

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

quote:

Gren came out of the closet to say:
Whazza wha?

P.S.: reminds me of aphex twin.

.au

Nyc_Tattoo
Feb 28, 2001

Tread Carefully,
lest thou rouse the
Coupons Dragon
Grimey Drawer
hahahahahahahah!

I spit up on the keyboard..... Thank god it's a model m.....


Good Show...

ford prefect
Mar 16, 2001

by Fragmaster

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Jawbreaker
Jul 20, 2002
omfg...that is so goldem...that's the first good laugh fit i have had today.

Meowmixer2
Jul 10, 2001

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Oh jesus, that's spectacular... I'm crying.

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MeaningOfLife
Nov 30, 2001

:staredog: <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU! Good show! viddy well done, viddy well!