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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Ive never understood the urge to fly up on a car that pissed you off and get real close and hope they dont hit the brakes or swerve a little bit and take you out.

As they say in the MSF video "A motorcycle is never going to win against a car"

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

What about the guy on the scooter that let his foot get run over and punched out the ladies window?

Pretty sure he wasnt American.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


That looks pretty shallow he shoulda tried to ride it out.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

A MIRACLE posted:

I can't wheelie either. Never tried tho. Well I can do it on a bicycle I assume it's similar. I think it's supposed to be easy on the fz07

Its really easy on a supermoto. The hard part is keeping it going.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Z3n posted:

I've been doing wheelies for a few years now, never looped one. Came close a few times but if you work your way up to the balance point slowly (figure 6 months of weekly practice getting better at single gear power and clutch up wheelies to BP, then another 6 months to a year of weekly practice learning to shift and ride them out). If you're willing to operate on that timeline you probably won't crash learning to wheelie. Start with trying for a controllable, 6 inch wheelie, and then work your way up to a foot, and on from there. Cover the rear brake!

Only thing I ever looped on was a dirt bike. KX-250 that thing had mega torque.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


JB50
Feb 13, 2008

GriszledMelkaba posted:

This post reminds me I need to be better at covering my clutch and brake while in slow traffic. Look at all this ham-fisted dog turd reaction time



Classic BMW driver move!

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


WTF does he keep looking for?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Maybe all them Harley riders were right about the front brake all along.

Makes you think.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Day Man posted:

They appear to have a lot of difficulty with the slightly undulating gravel path.

Perhaps they needed heavier more unruly bikes for the journey.

If only they made lighter motorcycles more suited for dirt.

Maybe someday

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Maybe not the same thing as cafe racers etc but is this applicable?



Haha I skimmed it



~a story of loss~

dude dramatically standing in rain staring at dropped bike

Jesus Christ just how poignant can you try to make a movie with motorcycles

He need 2 other people to help him pick up that overpriced heap of poo poo too.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Jesus Christ just how poignant can you try to make a movie with motorcycles

This ones good too:





Brings a tear to my eye.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Gorson posted:

I have no idea where I got this picture or details on the bike but :fap:



Dual Akra cans, Marzocchi/Ohlins suspension. I don't know what those wheels are but my guess is carbon fiber.

edit: Yup.

http://www.supermotoaus.com/showthread.php?t=12283

Also apparently it's a CR500.

edit 2: More pics, but no details on the build/builder:

http://derestricted.com/design/cr500-af-supermoto-black-diamond

Q. What has been done?
A. BLACK DIAMOND spec:

Engine:

91 cr500 engine stripped and vapour blasted
rebuilt and balanced crank with prox conrod
all new bearings and seals
stan stephens moderately tuned barrel with oversize prox piston 502cc
pro designs polished billet coolhead with multi compression inserts
boyesen radvalve and block carbon reeds
talon clutch basket/ebc drc clutch with standard springs
boyesen clutch cover
boyesen ignition cover
pwk carb
polished engine parts/head/kickstart/waterpump cover/coolhead/
carb/engine bolts etc
wrinkle paint finish to casings and barrel
samco engine hoses
silicone carb hoses
modified crf radiators
cr 250 airboot with custom airbox plate
new crf 450 airbox and standard filter
high output coil.


Chassis:

07 crf 450 frame
pro fabricated to fit cr 500engine, powdercoated graphite
aprillia rxv swingarm,powdercoated graphite
modified subframe powder coated graphite
costom made billet headstay
marzzochi shiver 50 forks pro-action setup
marzzochi triple clamps
ohlins ttx rear shock
polished crf shock linkage
ohlins 2.1 steering damper
all bearings replaced/headstock/swingarm etc
trail-tech sidestand
pro-circuit platinum expansion chamber with crf 250 carbon/titanium
akropovic twin cans
goldspeed carbon wheels with polished hubs
goldspeed ultra road legal tyres
beringer radial caliper/factory polished
beringer master cylinder/factory polished
beringer clutch lever/factory polished
beringer front disk
aprillia rxv rear brake
pro-carbon fuel tank
pro-carbon tank shrouds
pro-carbon front fender/shortened and modified
pro-carbon frame guards
carbon wrapped rear fender
crf 450 sidepanels
new honda rad guards
driven racing carbon bars
composite art handguard sheilds with cycra probend handguards
icon racing billet fuel cap/polished
sdg step seat
GFX designs custom graphics

Q. Do we dare ask what it cost?
A. Dont ask lol

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


A very appropriate moto for offroading, what a novel idea.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


That was a dank fenceride/wheelie.

Stuntin like his daddy.

Watch his clutch hand LOL.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

This is seriously one of the best motorcycle related productions I've watched.
It's real. And Real awesome.

DRZ's make everything better.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Renaissance Robot posted:

lmbo he literally loses it. Pro click right there.

Also every shot of him in his truck he's complaining about other road users who don't know how to drive :ironicat:

Youtube comments savage as usual:

hahahahhahahaha deserved that. riding on bike paths and being a d bag. I hope you don't have full coverage.

Good thing you had your motorcycle shorts and sneakers on.

just dump it there and report it stolen.....dumbass, take that insurance money and never ride again....

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Ahahahaha comments are disabled now. Everybody was mean so he took his ball and went home.

I can still see/leave comments. :shrug:

cursedshitbox posted:

bwahahah chump.




two for one! Shame I couldn't do it at 11:11am @ 111mph.

88? Neo-nazi spotted!

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Z3n posted:

High beam is recommended in the US during daylight hours.

By who?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

The MSF, probably the AMA as well. And I don't believe it's illegal, so it's done for visibility.

I never ride with it on, though, I loving hate oncoming daytime high beams.

I used to teach MSF and high beams during day is not part of the curriculum.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

I checked the AMA site and they dont seem to have a position on daytime highbeam use.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Coredump posted:

What the hell, why the hell was that in his pants? Weapon to start poo poo with?

Used to break the ignition lock, also notice no key in ignition.

#Justbikethiefthings

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Pope Mobile posted:

Seriously, when I wrecked, I got super lucky with not injuries, but I still stayed on the ground until the adrenaline wore off and made sure I wasn't damaged. Had to keep telling people to gently caress off trying to get me up.
People are loving stupid when it comes to responding to things that involve potential medical issues.

Ya gotta move around to get that spine injury loosened up.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


I too think its a good idea to pick a fight with someone wearing a helmet and full protective gear.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Pope Mobile posted:

According to google translate, he was drunk.

Its Russia, I didnt need google translate to tell me that.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Group rides seem like an incubator for bad ideas/actions.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

Went to backfire tonight. Summers are always a good showing(and probably 40% harleys) but there were some cool things there as usual.







It might just be a show bike, but drat was it clean and well done.




And then I walked down the sidewalk and spotted THIS beautiful thing.


God drat that can is massive





Gooooood it was so good :circlefap:

Are those first two bikes two strokes?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

Yep. You can make off road bikes street legal in Washington, so people will put cool and inappropriate things on the road.

:getin:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Is a 600 really too much power for some people?

I had a 99 ZX-6R for a long time and it never really felt like it had too much power.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

cursedshitbox posted:

Yeah and in the end I have a lovely drz. :v:


a 600 is pretty loving big when you oh-poo poo (yourself).

Eventually we all come to the light:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

This Time-Lapse Video Shows What It Takes to Recall a Yamaha YZF-R1 Gearbox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiJcxJVb0sM

Takes two days, holy poo poo.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Chichevache posted:

If anyone didn't get enough of watching lovely bikes instigate conflict for youtube, then I've got the video for them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdaVLXwzo8o

Those constant annotations to subscribe arent annoying at all. /s

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

nsaP posted:

That guy is a winner.

Check out this vid then check the comments where he talks about his six years of experience after he almost went into the oncoming lane on a slight right hander.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zpBmDrVMbE

Didnt he claim the wind blew him over?

What an assclown.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

nsaP posted:

For any new riders his mistake was entering the turn from the inside of the lane, then target fixating on the car when he realized he was on an uncomfortable line. Someone message him outside->inside->outside

Also tell him press right to go right.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Even not being directly behind a truck is no guarantee:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Am I the only one who notices the backwards exhaust?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


ABP

Already been posted.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Renaissance Robot posted:

First thought: why is there no chain?

Second thought: why is there no saddle? :psyduck:

The guy who was building it died therefore its an incomplete project.

That doesnt make it any less insane though.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

YF19pilot posted:

So many of those videos are "if you'd slow down and give yourself more room to react you wouldn't have so many near misses."

Especially with the pedestrians. Is it a thing in the UK for bikers to try to run over as many of them as possible?

I noticed a few "cut off a car and get mad when they hit the brakes". Apparently bikers think they have right of way no matter what over there?

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

Well, after seeing Ewan McGregor filling up his bike in Kazakhstan, I only refuel my motorcycle behind a blast-proof perspex shield using robotic remote manipulators.

quote:

Ewan McGregor had petrol sprayed into his (recently laser-corrected) eyes at filling stations on two occasions (one of which required a trip to an optometrist in Ukraine). In the first case, Boorman attempted to stop a petrol pump by putting his finger over the nozzle, only to send a jet of fuel directly into McGregor's face; in the second, petrol gushed out of McGregor's own bike's tank while filling.

Who tries to stop a gas pump with their finger? What a bunch of loving dopes. Ewan go ahead and stop filling when the tank is full you moron. I have never had a problem filling any of my motorcycles, I must be a genius.

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