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Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Hello Spaceman posted:

Soon we'll have to drive around loving jumping castles just to prevent killing the idiots who are too stupid to look both ways before crossing.

Yeah, I know right? We should be fitting loving spikes to the front of our cars. After all, how else are we going to teach these idiots to look both ways if not by impaling them on loving spikes.
:goonsay:

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

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Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Or you know, maybe if the taxi was fitted with something to soften the impact that meat bag wouldn't have bounced so far and fallen beneath your vehicle?

Peanut President posted:

I can't wait to see a big airbag deploy in the middle of a windshield when one of those things hits a bird or something.

Sounds like something the Mythbusters could put to rest with a bird cannon. I don't know if they'd build a deer cannon though...

Here, have a Datsun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEyXVYavc0M

Anarchist Mae fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Aug 26, 2012

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Hello Spaceman posted:

Tell me more about the physics of getting hit by a car at 50 miles per hour.

Why don't you, since you seem to knowassert so much?

Here, have a Peugeot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLtkJyZ2yhc

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
The McLaren P1... didn't know this was coming out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcmzc895mDc

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
944 Turbo vs. Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92NoDd7DGnU

You know which one I'm rooting for.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Funzo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t_1f0SXBsI

Hoping this isn't a repeat.
Guy spends $5 million on a garage with aircraft elevators. Just see how long it takes to get annoyed with the whole thing.

quote:

This video contains content from Scripps, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

I don't even...

Jeremy Clarkson talking about Lancia on old Top Gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52qPqEZ5B5Q

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNNfNepsolY

Well, that was fun :v:

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
He didn't order one.

The end of the video posted:

Could you really spend half a million dollars on a re-imagined 911? If I had the folding, you know what? I could.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
National Geographic: Megafactories, Aston Martin One 77
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xRv8Cr5OyQ

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLdNjDyPU3A

:stonk:

Holy loving Pagani.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Chris Harris flogs a horse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ZHnDtspFA

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

meatpimp posted:

Good vid, not good enough to post on every page, though.

Until next page then!

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Pokey Araya posted:

First off, gently caress you. Second off, why do you care if they don't affect you in anyway?

Aurune posted:

One day I'm going to accidentally take out one of these motherfuckers and I'm not going to feel sorry about it. Well, I'm sure I'll feel sorry when my insurance goes up.

Aurune posted:

accidentally

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Hypnolobster posted:

I think the main point is

You cannot always be looking at your blind spot when changing lanes, so if some idiot decides to drive though it too fast and destroyes his bike as a result, then no, I will not feel sorry.

Lane splitting at traffic lights, when all the cars are stopped is fine, though.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Megafactories Tesla Model S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUgDcA1pZAM

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Megafactories: Gumpert Apollo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rH4GqrDjcA

Edit: found the same thing in HD.

Anarchist Mae fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Feb 16, 2013

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Seat Safety Switch posted:

The part I love most about that Porsche is how many times it's been crashed and come back from the dead.

The Napa Valley Roadsters one from there is good too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5hBKDNvRqw

It's a fantastic Datsun! Or, Dahtsun because he cannot pronounce 'a' correctly.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvH1fhihOlk

I like this man. Smell fumes (and it's not moonshine)?

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Synonamess Botch posted:

He's pronouncing Datsun correctly, or near enough as counts. Are you British or Australian? Those guys can't pronounce anything Japanese worth a drat.

Australian, and you shouldn't try to pronounce things the Japanese way because it makes you sound like an idiot, or racist. The Dahtsun guy sounds like an idiot.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
derp, ignore me slow posting

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Cat Terrist posted:

Hennessey might be a thieving oval office buuuuuuut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ens-ymqLKDA

It's honestly starting to look like his company have created one of the greatest cars ever

loving fantastic. I want to see it do a lap at the Top Gear track, or Laguna Seca, or "nailed" by Chris Harris.

Have some Jaguar v8 noise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwrKzGLAEE4

Anarchist Mae fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Feb 23, 2013

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

VikingSkull posted:

Bad crash in the NASCAR Nationwide race today. 28 spectators injured.

Live on TV

From pit road

From the stands <--- possible :nms: depending on how squeamish you are

These may be taken down at any time by NASCAR, they've been hitting them all night because of liability issues regarding those injured, like as in identifying people not lawsuit protection.

That last video, was wondering what all the fuss was about, then he pans to the left and you see the wheel sitting on a chair next to somebody... loving hell.

I've created a mirror here, just in case that one gets blocked in the US like the others have been:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROrsGBdTitQ

Anarchist Mae fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Feb 24, 2013

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Lurch posted:

Clearly innocent guy in a parked car gets harrassed by Australian cops while just waiting for a mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM-uaPjFReU

Too many levels of stuuuUUGH.

"Difviniftiv, can you define that?"

Why would you stay in the car? You're in a parking lot, couldn't you park it? What.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Kr5RKej-Y

G-eesuschrist-wagon.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xul4C6xmBi0
Corvette stuff.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Just train crashes, some dumb, some staged, some with a stupid American voice over telling you what you can plainly see with your own eyes because it's MORE EXCITING THAT WAY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq9KMCUwyxk

Watch for the heavily tinted car that drives straight into the side of a train travelling at 2mph.

So many wrecked cars.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11zpXnFStNo

♫ Electric Space Wizard ♫

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

That one teal BMW almost ran out of talent a few times. But then those conditions didn't look fantastic.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Sudo Echo posted:

Hard to decide which BMW was the best, the red wagon with the back open or the green 7 series with steelies in the back and an idiot at the front?

There was another red wagon, it was perfect.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Speaking of Subarus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLP-HCcX9as

*BWRHHAAAAAAAAaaa* :black101:

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Chris Harris on Cars...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10L-WFsVaw0

"Who am I to complain about the design of a gear knob? Look at my beard."

He's becoming land Riker.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

I want to find the poo poo head with the camera who's right in the way not helping at all, and punch him in the face with his own foot...

If you're not helping, get the gently caress away.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Disperse exhaust quickly; for when it's idling or something?

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Ick. You think they could at least create a good video, but no apparently they have a camera on his chest, and it's important to randomly look through it.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Meh. Big lumps of American steel, of course there's room for massive motors. A better sleeper would be the Swedish safety tank that your grandmother/elderly aunt/school teacher drives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymi0xkErqWI

Of course non-Swedish cars can apply too. But trucks? Meh.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Carteret posted:

Chris Harris and Matt Farah make the DRIVE Channel for me. Farah is awesome, and Chris Harris is a hooning madman that can't NOT drift. Musto just seems like that rear end in a top hat musclehead with a Firebird we all knew in High School.

Speak of the devil, a new Chris Harris video in which he drives a BMW and is told not to drift it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rpyMDqKfls

"Haaahahaha gently caress you! Of course we're going to do some drifting, y'know it's a BMW isn't it?"

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Remind me of something...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaYFLb8WMGM

So Jeep drivers should be experts at this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZF8N9NItHI

And Hilux drivers too...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAuwd4vrT9E

And this almost aptly named Renault Kang[ar]oo

Anarchist Mae fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Aug 28, 2013

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
"We're driving a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!"

I'm not sure that's the ringing endorsement he meant it as.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Techmoan does great video camera reviews, here's one for us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QppW_0_DuiE

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Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Well you say that, but two of them are out with back injuries and one with a broken leg.

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