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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I was dreaming at what might be and found this video of a 930 starting at the back of the grid.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=D43oHbvR_SE
Skip to the first 5 minutes of him literally sitting in the grid (maybe edit the video mate).

This 930 sounds ANGRY, and he is carving up the back end of the field.

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Hypnolobster posted:

930's are nearly my favorite 911's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB-Tuw_3dtA&feature=related
930 making 733hp!

:colbert: there is no nearly about it.

Also that car seems to be the main air conditioning unit for the apartment block :science:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Just saw this on Jalopnik:

http://jalopnik.com/5142307/a-reminder-to-drive-carefully-in-the-snow?autoplay=true

Even a driver change cannot master the killer slope.

To be fair its probably icy as gently caress in the shade all day.

e: Yakkity Sax warning.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Dubs posted:

Just found this linked off that snow vid. A few years old, but i havent seen it before.

Carpark roll-over

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=os16l7oeFjE&eurl

Holy poo poo I lost it.
Comment of note: how the can you flip a car at ten miles an hour

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Hypnolobster posted:

I don't even understand what she was doing there.

Stalling first, then overcompensating on the throttle in first gear I imagine.


Holy poo poo I know this could probably go forever so I'll stop on this one:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=pMfGY9cqTCI&NR=1

gently caress 1 more, and I'm seriously falling off my chair for this one:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=t0vfGtt_yqQ

a real chump fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jan 30, 2009

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Good chance this is a repost but its gold:

Rally driving Manx; "Dear God"
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=-R7ws741KpE

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

angryhampster posted:

Just because you're gay doesn't mean that you can't be patriotic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q_d42UyfAY

FIGHT FOR YOUR LIIIIFEE

This was hilarious, the music is astonishing.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Cat Terrist posted:

That was far funnier than it had any right to be

http://www.motorsportmad.com/view/6734/travis-pastrana-full-stage-on-board-mcrae-stages-08

Travis Pastrana in a Mk1 Escort

That was pretty good, with a fairly annoying camera position.
Best part is when hes coming onto a hairpin and the track turns to poo poo and he goes "this is going to suck"

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Godamn that looks like fun, strong showing from Bimmers, some of those guys were really giving it to them.

The highlights were either the old jag getting sideways or the evo getting his rear end onto the gravel and going "AWD whats up?"

Music was woahful though.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

KozmoNaut posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppmx_3gUu_k

Woo, look at that porker run!

Hahaha jumped outa gear!

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Holy moly that was terrific, would love to see a high def version.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Its pretty rice, but this is just about the biggest turbo I have seen fitted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTuIL7v7e8M

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I've seen quite a few in-car rally stages, but I have seen few stages so loving bone jarring and narrow.
Great navigator, looks hilariously fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEScNvJR814

"This bit is bad, remember last time Aiden?"

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqNon9RbX9Y

Wow. Best navigator ever. He is sounds like hes about to climax every second. If you aren't intested in the whole 10 minutes, watch from 6 minutes onwards.

"Go on, give it to her"
"I can't loving see"
"GO ON!"

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Also who puts chicanes in a godamn rally.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Haha what the hell its like he has a stroke for a few seconds.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

RealKyleH posted:

Man gets hit by tractor trailer...which is being propelled towards him by a freight train.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVibTgOxSKM

He survives just fine.

Scrapes and bruises.

Only in russia, its like a real life Boris the Bulletdodger from Snatch.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
While dreaming of what will never be I came upon this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A5rt630Chc

Germany driftaru

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

DogDodger posted:

I prefer the Swedish version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5aWAW2hea4

Hahah holy poo poo I gracefully concede to this awesomeness.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Haha that was awesome, and again, YouTube delivers:

"sounds like the announcers first time seeing a car drift handling "

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
This isn't specifically AI, but it does feature a car getting pulverised.

Mythbusters hits a compact head on with a two stage rocket sled going 650mph.
When the second stage rockets fire, its honestly one of the most surreal thing I have seen.
It's like watching the Millenium Falcon go into hyperspace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjF4tK7P840


It strips the paint of the measuring board they use to calculate speed with the high speed camera :aaa:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Haha driven by the smallest man in the world aswell.

Content:
World famous "yellowbird" '87 RUF CTR 01 hotlap nurburgring.
This may have already been posted but holy poo poo I just watched it and its pretty drat insane.

He does more steering with the loud pedal than he does with the wheel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Thomd4BQg

a real chump fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Apr 20, 2009

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Well I'm a relative newcomer but DavidsFarm is AI as gently caress.

- Intimate knowledge of car components
- Makes car noises to help diagnose problems
- Mentions "Redneck" techniques which can save money in the short term
- Positions the camera too close to his face at a weird angle
- Has a cat overseer

Breaks down Toyota, GM and Ford starter motors and explains almost every possible problem and makes it painfully easy to understand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxjPpytfnv0&feature=related

Plus all his other related videos.

If you have no idea how to wrench, watch these videos.

Ahahha hes a massive redneck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9L75UUZeZY

a real chump fucked around with this message at 06:50 on May 26, 2009

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I saw this on Jalopnik, Conan celebrates his Ford Taurus.

http://jalopnik.com/5275403/conan-obriens-ford-taurus-sho-makes-tonight-show-appearance

lovely quality, but its the best you get outside of the US because NBC is gay.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
More CA oriented, but a crazy motorcycle save.

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/06/03/video-the-best-motorcycle-save-youll-see-all-week/

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Jalopnik just picked up that motorbike save and in the comments someone posted this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHLR9KEhmRE

Crazy stuff.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Contraband posted:

This one's better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQbi7mIp4A

Hoooooooooly poo poo that was loving hilarious.

The Supra vs Civic one was funny because of the way its delivered. But this one was so loving awesome with the pauses for the canned emotes and the badass ending.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Ola posted:

Guy Martin setting the lap record at Isle of Man Senior TT 2007.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVXc29ZgutI

His brain is ... different from ours. He doesn't sense time the way we do. That's all I can say.

This is totally insane, I would love a proper Hi-Def version on the dudes helmet for the total real experience.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
That is the most adorable rally car, it sounds so happy.
Like a dog barking back in the 16bit gaming days. : D

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMuFnaKCuaQ

Control is really impressive, he seemed to be moving his hands in slow motion and just seemed smooth as silk through every corner.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I know people here generally read Autoblog, but here is the Edited version of the Genesis record 2WD time.

http://vimeo.com/5807059

Make sure you watch it with the sound up loud.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
That clarkson thing was bloody hilarious.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

oxbrain posted:

Small car with a big engine taken to the logical extreme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk8d-bMhViM

Thing loving kicks all kinds of rear end. Listen to that thing getting wound up its loving awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naoHQ-ECjQc go to 4:40 to see it run a 10sec drag.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Cat Terrist posted:

How the gently caress does it have ANY kind of traction especially with THOSE wheels? Like that has to have the biggest power to weight this side of a top fueller and it just goes????

I was wondering that, I was just expecting blue smoke and when it cleared bare rims.

I didn't see any build info so maybe he managed 4wd or something but even so.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

The Casualty posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRFXSnUR1Zg&feature=related

Douchebag tries to do a burnout on an embankment for some reason.

Haha what a loving retard.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Holy moley that guy is driving like an angry man.
Awesome

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
By my account the Porsche had no business winning, theres defensive driving but that was on a whole other level.

If you get a wheel beside another car its pretty crass to come flying over and his car was visibly weaker after he finally got passed, which was an awesome move if a little dangerous.

However, I'm not conviced he slowed too much in the last corner and there is noway I would want to lose after being shunted out of the way on the very last corner, weaker car be damned.

loving awesome racing though.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Blocko posted:

This is what happens when you race someone and drive balls out on a wet track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQtd0bufw8

That vette sounds :black101: as hell.

This totally loving owns, the Rex driver was clinical even after being spun and made a bloody good go of it.

Also I want my Monaro to sound like that Vett, holee poo poo.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

T-Square posted:

Blah blah blah Porsche Vette blah blah.

I think Frozenphil will like this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsvknc4HzGc

Hahhah loving hell that is awesome.

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

DiscoDickTease posted:

I didn't see this posted elsewhere, so here is a video about a well behaved tire!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBk0zwecA1k&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

Aww I miss Barry Sheene.

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