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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

oxbrain posted:

Has anyone else noticed that when you click X to close an ad on youtube it stays for an extra second or two now?

Nope. Mine disappeared straight away like it always has.

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Throatwarbler posted:

How to change oil on Citroen SM. Slightly NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8B9erdk0go

Do you need the jack, or can the car jack itself up with the air suspension?(paging forum poster ThwartedEfforts)

Why'd they use a jack if they have a lift right there?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Hypnolobster posted:

From the comments

I don't know how I've never heard that, but it's pretty amusing, and in my experience completely true.

I was reading BMW's magazine that someone left at work and they said the proper technique if you're taking a blind turn too fast and something happens to be in your way, just slam the brakes and steer around using ABS. Seemed like a fine technique to me.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Was that his shoe flying through the air?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

eggyolk posted:

Could he have saved it if he'd kept on the gas just enough to prevent hydrolock until the tow truck arrived? Considering the intakes are on the top of the car and all.

He probably could have stayed on the gas and glided across the water like a hydrofoil with all that horsepower. Then again, all the downforce would act against him. Quick, someone do a free body diagram!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

blambert posted:

Woah, someone actually filmed that guy crashing his Veryon into a lake.... looks like he just drove straight into it.

http://www.break.com/index/bugatti-veyron-crashes-into-lake.html

Edit: I appear to be about a week late finding that.

"I think it's a Lambo."

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Revenant.Eagle posted:

My question is, is that a traction control light on the dash? I don't know why you would need to know when you are sliding...

I think that's the shift light to let him know it's time to shift up.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

mcvey posted:

Not youtube but jesus christ:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d42_1261014984

Think before you give your keys to a valet.

The Midnight Club theme music fits this video so well.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
You guys like Ken Block and Top Gear, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFF2bkiHNVQ

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Preoptopus posted:

Not sure this is the awareness that rally deserves...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4951664690239796501

I didn't get past "Greetings, my dudes and bros!" Then again, I did see it was 1.5 hours long and I don't have that kind of time right now.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Matlock posted:

That video, and the Jalopnik article it spun from, are terrible. It's akin to a piano player bemoaning electric keyboards instead of learning how to use them as well. An artist, no matter the medium, needs to not blame the instrument.

What I got out of the video is that new drivers won't be able to handle a car at the limit, which means they'll crash in an emergency. However, new cars keep you from getting to the limit in the first place, so a new driver won't need those skills.

Now, in a racing application, that's different. Is argument wasn't that new cars make bad racers, though, but that new cars make bad drivers. I don't believe that.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

allonblack posted:

For extra awesome, select "TEXT p" as your resolution.

It's stopped working. :(

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Boat posted:

Quite the understatement. Shouldn't they like, you know, test for that sort of thing? Or is everything just "the computer simulation says this will work so go ahead and make it and put it on a track" nowadays?

I'm assuming that the factor of safety is extremely low on race cars. Higher factor of safety = more weight. Something as simple as a small dent from a rock that was kicked up could have put the part over the edge.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I like this concept of putting grippier asphalt on good driving roads. gently caress off, drifters! Time for some proper cornering.

That was my thought, also. However, what happens if you enter a corner covered with this stuff while drifting? What would the sudden change of grip do to the car?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Ak Gara posted:

Mini S Works: 211hp, 1235KG, 5.85 Power to weight.

Hyundai Genesis-Coupe I4: 210hp, 1494KG, 7.11 Power to weight.

Hyundai Genesis-Coupe V6: 306hp, 1537 KG, 5.02 Power to weight.

You know what, that would be an intresting race.

You've got Weight to Power there. That puts the Genesis V6 in the lead and the Genesis I4 at the back.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Lazareth posted:

Have I got a treat for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJXdVhHe6Ps

Its an old movie clip where a truck crashes to terrible sound effects.

How many windows did that truck break on the way down?!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Now I get it!

So the first system allows for infinite variability of the valve overlap but limits the system to only one profile. The second one allows for more aggressive profiles but limits the system to only two valve overlaps. Am I right?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Detroit Q. Spider posted:

You can combine cam phasing multiple profiles as well. I'd rather not work on one of those heads. :psyduck:

I like your avatar...

I thought about that after I posted. Programming the computer for that would be just as difficult as working on the machine.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_FaZqW5pw

I wonder what these yellow lines are for.

I love that they're ragging on the drivers.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

hippynerd posted:

I remember the time my baby sitters (when I was like 5 years old) face hit the windshield in a low speed impact (2 cars making left turns in an intersection). She said said she didnt want her dress to get wrinkled, and did not put her seatbelt on, and her face put a crack in the windshield of my moms corvair.

That happened to me once. Well, not the dress part. Didn't feel a thing, then or later.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

hippynerd posted:

The passenger stayed with the vehicle, but because he was slouching in his seat, the seatbelt dug up under his ribs, and bruised his liver and or other internal organs.

Probably no more than if he got a shot of that moonshine.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Bicycles are kinda like cars, right?

http://vimeo.com/9970489

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

eggyolk posted:

Some day Cycle Asylum will get the respect it deserves...

You know, I didn't even think that there was a video thread in CA. I haven't gotten outside of few of the Megathreads in that (or any) forum in a long time and I'm not following that thread. Was this already posted there? I'm going to crosspost and hope to avoid any wrath.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

metalhead posted:

hooooooooly! :eek:

This is the single most insane motorsport ever conceived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL58hUAGQu8

Boats don't turn like that! :aaaaa:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
You'd think they would have run into that problem before...

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I've seen clips of the show on the Top Gear YouTube page and was wondering where they were from. Thanks.

I can't, however, seem to find episode 3.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Lord Gaga posted:

A lot of times you will see people here advocate for stripper model cars in the name of fuel efficiency, performance, whatever. Heck I would love to be able to buy a car with a modern engine, suspension, brakes, etc that is super cheap to buy and own.

Unfortunately I think this is what everyone would say should that happen:

Jeremy Clarkson reviewing a Jetta TDI:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm7nlMHess8&feature=feedu

Is it bad form to ask if someone can quote the text of the review that he mentions in that video? I can find the URL, but I keep getting redirected to the homepage.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Ziploc posted:

This shouldn't be an issue that needs a solution (rather people need to stop being idiots) but this is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCgHKOpG6fU

That's neat, but it doesn't solve the problem of other people hitting your door.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
How do you tell who wins?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

kimcicle posted:

Ding ding ding, we have a winner. He's the new owner of the home, not the original.

Huh, the guy in the first video says he designed the garage.

EDIT: Hmm, it's not explicitly stated, but the narrator says "Tom created..." and it seems implied to me.

This guy has nicer cars in his garage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm1IfqVofNA

Uthor fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Apr 20, 2012

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

EduardoEspecial posted:

This is pretty neat, a see through wheel hub!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbw-_6yTkw

I've seen those on motorcycles before, but that's a sweet camera angle.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I sympathize with the noise issue, but a lot of the Britons just seem to be rich folks who don't like the that wrong type of rich folks have "invaded" their town.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Pretty Cool Name posted:

How is driving at night with those huge touch screens? It must wreck your night visions unless it dims down to nothing, and then you can't use it.

I stuck a newish VW OEM touchscreen into my older car and I don't have a problem with it at night. It dims when the lights are on, plus I can set the brightness manually in the menus, plus it dims when I dim the interior lights.

I personally like using the touchscreen as it can convey a ton of information efficiently and lets me get around the 8 GB or so of music I have on my SD card pretty quickly. It switches displays depending on SD card, CD, AUX, or radio, so you aren't stuck with a single button doing multiple things.

What makes it usable in a car is that the unit still has physical buttons for volume and skip tracks and mute. Anything you'd want to do while driving, you can do it without looking. Or by using the steering wheel controls.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Says I don't have permission...

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

neckbeard posted:

Fast and Furious 6 trailer. Looks so incredibly stupid/awesome, but we still need Tokyo Drift 2...

Here's a 3 minute version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1QgNF6J1h0

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

mykel posted:

So what's the alternative? Say "I'm not a pussy" and pay for a new front bumper every time you go over a speed bump?

The alternative is not to modify your car to the point where it's undrivable on the street.

To be fair, it's more understandable than the people who do the same thing (though slightly faster) in their SUVs on a street near my house. I take my car over the "speed humps" at 30 mph (the speed limit) while they will take one wheel at a time at 15 mph.

Uthor fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Feb 17, 2013

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Chinatown posted:

Thats a stock Veyron so your post has me really confused.

Is it? The OP said it's "hellaflush", so I assumed it was slammed. My bad.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

sixide posted:

This made the news. The deputy actually got hit before fleeing the scene. Apparently started because the guy filming had signaled him to pull over with this lights prior to filming.

Impatient drivers and arrogant LEOs are a dime a dozen, so I suppose it was inevitable.

Sounds like the deputy resigned:
http://www.wwaytv3.com/2013/03/20/first-3-onslow-co-deputy-resigns-after-traffic-incident-sc

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Possibly :nms: aftermath:
http://jalopnik.com/idiot-kid-explains-why-he-caught-on-fire-working-on-h-486127646

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
MightyCarMods have a V8 to play with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7hHgmJgTKg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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