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FYI, I had to come into the office today in order to finish up some work(  ). Soon after I stepped outside on the way to a delicious lunch, something fell from a tree next to me. For better or worse, I have a habit of kicking things that are falling near me...I guess I played too much hackey sack when I was younger. Usually it happens if people drop something by mistake...they're often quite impressed when I can stop something from hitting the floor and kick it back up to them. Anyways,when this falling thing was about 8" off the ground I nailed it with a left footer right on my laces. It landed about 25 feet from me. I realized what I had done when I heard this blood curtling "SCWEEP"...I guess that is the sound squirrels make when they are being punted. I walked over to it but it was only twitching on the ground. I don't know what to do about it.
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BeanBandit posted:You should put it in a shoebox with a towel and take it to a wildlife rehabilitation center. Would they make me pay for the bills? I just went out and checked again and it's not moving much at all any more. I didn't mean to do it 
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Nov 5, 2006 20:59
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Elftor posted:Custom dictates that you must marry its wife and raise its children now. He was comin right for me. I'm going to go steal a shovel from the construction yard next store and give him a proper burial.  Be back in 10
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Nov 5, 2006 21:10
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I stole a shovel, but when I got back, the squirrel was gone...maybe a hawk took it? Now I have a shovel and I don't know what to do with it. This sounds like an RPG.
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Nov 5, 2006 21:25
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Oh god what the gently caress is my name I didn't do it on purpose...it's just a reflex action at this point. Usually it works out for the best. I'll have to post another thread when I save a puppy from killing itself with that reflex so I can get my name changed..
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Nov 5, 2006 21:33
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Ozma posted:By the way I know some of you guys think this is some real cool stuff but I don't. I already tracked down his address via his IP and put in a call to the local humane society AND to PETA. Oh god there's a humane society right next to me. Good there are about 4 series of locks between myself and those blood thirsty killers
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Nov 5, 2006 22:02
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Oh god now my frog is gone too... You've taken away the only thing that meant anything to me.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:08
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uggy posted:Not only did he punt a squirrel, I mean kill a squirrel, he also stole a shovel. I think you're taking things out of context there mister
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Nov 5, 2006 22:11
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Bosmat posted:"Hi, I'm from the internet, and this other guy on the internet, he kicked a squirrel, and you need to go and arrest him or something. I know because he posted about it on the internet." Dude you got her good.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:19
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^^^Okay calm down there^^^ I'm going to go outside now and dig a hole. I just drank two cups of coffee and I usually don't drink any.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:21
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harrybozack posted:I've met pukeduke in real life and one time somebody came behind him to greet him and he straight up roundhouse kicked their head off It's a fact. Too bad I'm not pukeduke any more
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Nov 5, 2006 22:42
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Charles Johnson posted:Don't worry, squirrelkiller is a much better name anyway. I won't have any brand recognition though. By the way, I dug a hole, put the shovel in the hole, and buried it. I fancied it kind of ironic at the time.
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Nov 5, 2006 22:47
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I found a flash light in the office so I'm gonna go out and see if I can find anything. 
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Nov 5, 2006 23:47
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Sergg posted:What are you, retarded? This is a horror movie. The absolute DUMBEST thing you can do in a horror movie is to get a flashlight and go investigate something AT NIGHT to see if it's still dead. Of course it's not dead, it's just sitting there waiting for you to turn it over so it can jump at your face and then blackness. Back...I didn't realize the implications of what I was doing until too late Okay...something is definitely weird now. The hole I dug for the shovel has been dug up. The shovel was removed, but now there is a different shovel sitting next to the hole  Perhaps a co worker saw what I was doing and is playing a trick on me, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one in the office.Also, I found a cat, but it ran away. I think I have bad street cred in the animal world now
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Nov 6, 2006 00:16
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Sonrisa posted:I'm going to have to agree with this. Anyone can kick a hacky sack, but to -control- it, that's the skill. I stall stuff all the time, but I occasionally like to see how far I can kick stuff
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Nov 6, 2006 00:24
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I dug a hole with a shovel, placed the shovel in the hole, and then kicked dirt over it. It's not there any more so maybe it wasn't such a good idea
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Nov 6, 2006 00:40
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Zazamoot posted:You buried the shovel? poo poo man, that's like throwing a ladder on a roof. You'll never get it back now. It's okay, the shovel is gone. There is another one there now, but its not as nice. It has a flat head, as opposed to the other one which had a rounded head. I would return this one but I don't know where it came from
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Nov 6, 2006 01:11
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Vario posted:I rolled a boat on a trailer over a rabbit nest and I think I brutally maimed about 4 baby rabbits. This is how you make me feel. I was putting the finish touches(face) on it as I read your post. I was going to make it a  face, but look what you made me do >:o
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Nov 6, 2006 02:43
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bork posted:Not fair. All they do is sleep. And trip on acid all day and visit bizarre realities.
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Nov 6, 2006 03:14
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hungry hungry horses posted:I hope it wasn't a red squirrel... Nope, it was actually a black one. I've only really seen them in the Princeton area... [INSERT SQUIRRELKILLER IS A RACIST JOKE HERE]
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Nov 6, 2006 04:35
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Fanelien posted:The idea of kicking random things that fall in front of you intrigues me OP. Do you also kick things when you happen to drop your ice cream or pie or similar, if so do you have hilarious stories of showering yourself or others in pie/ice cream? One time at a party a year or two ago, I was talking to a friend and his beer bottle slipped out of his hand... I kicked it in an effort to get it back up to him, but I was a slight bit intoxicated and I ended up kicking the bottle right into his shin. the beer spilled on his pant leg too Edit: And now to make myself look good... one time in a similiar situation, I stalled a falling Solo cup on my foot, and then flipped it straight up into my hand 
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Nov 6, 2006 05:07
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Corzaa posted:So if an old lady dropped her purse infront of you you'd kick it? There's no doubt in my mind. Who cares anyway...it's just a purse. Why didn't you ask me if I would kick a baby if an old lady dropped it?
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Nov 6, 2006 05:14
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Guys, I have to get this off my chest. Last year during spring break in Georgia, we were playing frisbee in a park to waste some time...I threw a disc to my friend, but the wind lifted it up a little bit...it flew into the trunk of a tree and hit a squirrel right in the back It fell out and hit the ground but got right back up thank god I still feel bad about accidentally hurting its feelings.But then I saw a lady walking a cat on a leash and I forgot all about that.
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Nov 6, 2006 06:21
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fattyboombatty posted:hahaha. i love it. This is patently untrue. The only avian creatures I throw discs at are Canadian geese.
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