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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > I just punted a squirrel
Zucot
Jun 2, 2004

I am defined as a generous man who is certainly underappriciated
Look at it this way - you may have just saved a tiny little fella from trying to leap to his death.

I believe that this means the squirrel is now forever in debt to you, and must now become your lovable but silent sidekick.

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Zucot
Jun 2, 2004

I am defined as a generous man who is certainly underappriciated

squirrelkiller posted:

I stole a shovel, but when I got back, the squirrel was gone...maybe a hawk took it?


Now I have a shovel and I don't know what to do with it.

This sounds like an RPG.


Quickly! Return to where the squirrel had landed and dig, dig like there's no tomorrow.

Clearly there is buried treasure there, and the squirrel was trying to tell you this.

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