Vote For Rory - How SAS Destroyed the Sanctity of the NHL All-Star Game

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Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

This is awesome, voted.

Also for the first time I get to enter that sweepstakes thing.

They always used to make that North Americans only.

Struggling to think of other ways to promote this other than the ways you have already mentioned.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2006 10:28

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 02:21

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

Rory has invaded the ducks board on HF

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ¿ Nov 22, 2006 08:29

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

lecherousjester posted:

UPDATE : RORY IS ON THE LIST! I REPEAT, RORY IS ON THE LIST

We have a huge mountain to climb, but this is HUGE.

Holy poo poo he is doing far better than I thought the result would show.

If only I didnt live in a country where nobody knows anything about hockey otherwise Id be spamming the media outlets here too.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2006 06:24

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

HPL posted:

Fitzmania has hit the mothership:

http://www.canucks.com/view_archive.asp?sectionID=5&id=1763

loving yes, I am going to go make this shirt now

# ¿ Dec 2, 2006 22:06

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

lecherousjester posted:

There you go guys, here's the credit for SAS

http://thefourthperiod.com/columnists/wyshynski.html

I am in awe as to how far this has gone now.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2006 01:29

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

I decided the only way I can realistically contribute to this is to kill two birds with one stone

Posting these up at my local rink tomorrow, Im hoping the hockey going population there will at least know whats going on but at the same time

:pink:

# ¿ Dec 7, 2006 10:09

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

thompson posted:

i voted for rory, now you vote for the stache. vote for parros!

No!!!!

I hate seeing that rape moustache in normal games let alone the all star game

# ¿ Dec 11, 2006 10:57

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

This is a moment that will go down in history

Rory Day anyone?

# ¿ Dec 19, 2006 05:08

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

sba posted:

What a dickhead Gretzky has become in the past few years.

He is opposed to it because it makes it harder for him to rig the game for his betting ring.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2006 09:32

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

Cancerous Clit posted:

I'm pretty sure Don Cherry knows as much about the internets as the typical U.S. senator.

enough to send sexually explicit messages to Phil Kessel?

Also: I might have seen a small snippit on our national news here about the Rory campaign the other night. Last time hockey made the news here was when there was that brawl in a minor league game that resulted in jail time for some players (or something like that)

# ¿ Dec 24, 2006 23:45

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

sba posted:

Don't worry guys, the Sabres will punish that dickhead Carlyle in July for you.

Please punish Carlyle and not his team

# ¿ Jan 9, 2007 06:03

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

lecherousjester posted:

Nope, but grasping at straws here.

Is Jeff Gilooly out of prison yet? lolz

Lidstrom please

quote:

To the Anaheim and Detroit goons here, do you know if there was any kind of big push for fans to vote in those particular cities in the last week or two? I just can't see people in those cities thinking "oh god, must vote Niedermayer and Lidstrom or they won't make it!"

I think the odd thing is that Niedermayer got over 90,000 votes that one week while Pronger who is on the same team, got about half that. Wouldn't a Ducks fan vote for both of them?

Dont live in Anaheim (or NA for that matter) but my one ducks source didnt seem to have any HAY LETS VOTE NIEDS push or anything, they were all over the Rory thing as much as anyone else.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2007 06:57

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 02:21

Jedimastafez: Jun 5, 2005; The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

lecherousjester posted:

You're a goon, Murphy

SWEET

Some of the comments on that page make me so loving angry

How can people be this idiotic?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2007 05:48

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