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Luigi Thirty

Emergency confection port.



It's 1848 or so and we're pioneers on...



...but before we can go, we've got some choices to make.



Who am I? What am I doing here?

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Elf of the Millennium

by Ozma


can I be in your party plz?

also be a banker

Winter Wizardry


make me a character

nnamaste

by elpintogrande


i want to be in party

tardhat

Ah Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!

I wanna be the second person to die of dysentary (banker)

Luigi Thirty

Emergency confection port.



we're not up to naming people yet

2 votes for banker

most votes once we have 5 wins

sunburnt_aphid

I feel like The Man hopping into my wonderful Wario Car. Whatever!! I don't care!

turn sound off

Porkness


Everybody's scrambling             
for a teat to hang from.


Make me a member!

mazzi Chart Czar

Idiot. Extremely deranged. Ignore me.

i wanna die in your game

DJYar

Cunning like fuck

carpenter so you can fix those drat tongues

Winter Wizardry


banker

Bibliophobe

by Fistgrrl


carpenter cause it's worth more on the trail than a banker

Anal Sex



banker because the other professions were gay as hell, i mean, werernt the other choices like GIMP, or BOYPROSTITUTE or something?

Aurra



be a carpenter

bankers are stupid

sunburnt_aphid

I feel like The Man hopping into my wonderful Wario Car. Whatever!! I don't care!

if my vote counts i vote for banker

Luigi Thirty

Emergency confection port.



3 banker 1 carpenter

We are bankers from Boston!



First five replies saying 'mememe' after this post are in the party.

DJYar

Cunning like fuck

Bibliophobe posted:

carpenter cause it's worth more on the trail than a banker

thank you, seriously, dont come complaing when you have to trade your daughter to an indian for a goddamn yolk or some poo poo
edit mememe

Bibliophobe

by Fistgrrl


mememe

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In Dear Leader, we trust.


mememe

Elf of the Millennium

by Ozma


mememe

Anal Sex



mememe

mememe

CatelynIsAZombie

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!


I must've played deluxe oregon trail or someshit, I remember teachers and blacksmiths and other prestige classes like assassin.

Which one gets the biggest ending bonus? I guess farmer or banker (ending bonus determines a tie).

mememe

Usual Barb

pop it and lock it

mememe

NO SPRITZING

IT IS ILLEGAL TO SPRITZ ON CITY BEACHES & PARKS

edit: nvm

Aurra



mememe

LSD Bunny

one morning i woke up in an alley~

FORD EVERY RIVER

Uncle Wemus


buy nothing but bullets

Bibliophobe

by Fistgrrl


make sure you spell my name right


Bibliophobe NOT Bibliophile

senor lovesauce


ME, LOVESAUCE


NOT GOBBLES

Anal Sex



hope you guys like having lots of secks on the trail....




....butt secks

Elf of the Millennium

by Ozma


Anal Sex posted:

hope you guys like having lots of secks on the trail....




....butt secks

more like ANAL SEX

Usual Barb

pop it and lock it

just call me MBD

Luigi Thirty

Emergency confection port.



Our party has been named!



Get back...



Okay! Now for another important decision!



First to 5 votes wins.

Mario Reindeer
Ask me about causing a miscarriage with my fist!

Sitting in Ventrilo posted:

FORD EVERY RIVER

Elf of the Millennium

by Ozma


ask for advice

Brick Hardmeat



ford the banker from typhoid

Anal Sex



march because thats my birfday

Uncle Wemus


november

Aurra



6. Ask for advice

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Spideycloned

Starfleet Dental

In Dear Leader, we trust.


Real men leave in march.