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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > draw your dick
Matt Ramsey

Penetrating Insights
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* # ¿ Dec 1, 2006 08:41
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Matt Ramsey

Penetrating Insights
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Sargasm posted:

actually I find all floppy penises to be revolting or at best, amusing and not even mildly erotic

I've never personally met an uncircumsized penis but I probably wouldn't care if it was hard

i think floppy penises are awesome and fun :dance:

* # ¿ Dec 1, 2006 08:44
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Matt Ramsey

Penetrating Insights
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i'm normal, right guys?
RIGHT GUYS???

* # ¿ Dec 1, 2006 08:55
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Matt Ramsey

Penetrating Insights
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Winter Bonfire Sacrifice posted:

i have a medical condition called vericocele which is varicose veins in the scrotum which i usually dont reveal to anyone but since you guys are all my friends i feel safe in showing this:

that's right brother, let it out

:hf::dong:

* # ¿ Dec 1, 2006 09:06
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Matt Ramsey

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Winter Bonfire Sacrifice posted:

wow im glad you guys want to hear me open up :shobon:

well i have a rather drastic penile fistula

some speculate that so did jack the ripper

its a hole in the side of the penis (mines on the bottom side) that makes it extremely difficult to urinate or achieve erection or do anything but feel extreme pain when your penis moves against clothing. i have to keep it constantly bandaged, balmed, and medicated. cleaning it out every few hours is not a pretty task let me tell you



post pix please :)

* # ¿ Dec 1, 2006 09:19
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