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McGravin posted:"spider cents" (a coin with a spider on it) This is the only pun that lives up to the original game.
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Erebus posted:than I am about what you're supposed to pull out of Spider-Man's crotch. I think that is his "Costume Wedgie", and I noticed you pull "Web Head" out of his brains.
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Ununnilium posted:This is the only pun that lives up to the original game. Oh I don't know, the little burgular that represents "crook in the neck" is up there. They're all pretty bad. Also, I got this game for christmas.
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What's in the black splotch between his legs?
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"Symbiote ooze."
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Some more RR dickery:
Something's definitely not kosher.
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Amazing Dough posted:Some more RR dickery: 
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Amazing Dough posted:Some more RR dickery: Who wrote that? I mean, I have my suspicions but I need them confirmed for me.
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JohnThermos posted:Who wrote that? I mean, I have my suspicions but I need them confirmed for me. Why, do you suspect Roy & Dann Thomas have an odd marriage?
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Amazing Dough posted:Some more RR dickery: Ribbed for her pleasure. Covered with jagged cracked rocks... not so much.
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mrjxxly posted:hah! i think thats the exact image i cropped for a funny panel thread awhile back. i forgot about that. i feel so important. Probably is. I have a funny panel directory in ~/pics/comics/ and it's full of nothing but stuff from these threads.
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Rhino Steve posted:Not actually a panel but i came across this childrens ride at my local shopping centre. Makes more sense than the Daredevil car. 
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gregday posted:Makes more sense than the Daredevil car. Radar sense or not, blind people should not be driving.
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You can tell whoever sold him that car was capitalizing on his blindness by selling him the ugliest car ever.
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The way I figure it, his radar sense doesn't penetrate the windshield properly, so he has to stick his head out of the window like Ace Ventura. I don't care if that's valid or not, it's a beautiful image.
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Rhino Steve posted:Not actually a panel but i came across this childrens ride at my local shopping centre. For a moment there, I couldn't pick out the steering wheel, so I was convinced that this was the worst mall children's ride I'd ever seen. You're in a car, on a stick, in a mall, with a plastic Spider-Man dummy, and you don't even get to drive.
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Fuego Fish posted:The way I figure it, his radar sense doesn't penetrate the windshield properly, so he has to stick his head out of the window like Ace Ventura.
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JohnThermos posted:You can tell whoever sold him that car was capitalizing on his blindness by selling him the ugliest car ever. You have to wonder if the fabric store Matt bought the material for his first costume from just ran out of red and figured, "gently caress it, he's blind, go with yellow."
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I can just imagine Daredevil zooming down the street, head out the window and laying on the horn so his radar sense works. He's basically a New York driver through and through.
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Reverend Werewolf posted:Radar sense or not, blind people should not be driving.
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Rock Tomahawk posted:How could he tell what color the lights were? Well, he'd find out when someone else honked at him, wouldn't he?
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Senior Woodchuck posted:You have to wonder if the fabric store Matt bought the material for his first costume from just ran out of red and figured, "gently caress it, he's blind, go with yellow." Oh man, now I want to draw a picture of daredevil in a messed up costume with extra arms and stuff. Stupid blind people.
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The final pages of "The Man Without Fear" has Murdock in costume for the first time, where he makes this joke himself: 
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Lafarga posted:The final pages of "The Man Without Fear" has Murdock in costume for the first time, where he makes this joke himself: What kind of lame-rear end bullies taunts someone with "Daredevil?" Everybody knows that bullies make nicknames by adding "stink" or "smell" to something rude that rhymes with your name. Smellscock.
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SkellingTon Loc posted:What kind of lame-rear end bullies taunts someone with "Daredevil?" Everybody knows that bullies make nicknames by adding "stink" or "smell" to something rude that rhymes with your name. More like Turdcock.
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Daredevil learned about romance from a Romance for Dummies in the '60s book 
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Who is this Ivan guy and why is his pissing and moaning supposed to raise anybody's spirits? Did Daredevil just have some wandering cossack attached to his retinue at the time?
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I guess every once in a while Matt thought he sure remind Black Widow why she left Russia, and to do so he keeps a crybaby Russian dude around and acts like an American he-man.
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hermanos posted:Daredevil learned about romance from a Romance for Dummies in the '60s book I'd love to have a book like that in braille.
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Archyduke posted:Who is this Ivan guy and why is his pissing and moaning supposed to raise anybody's spirits? Did Daredevil just have some wandering cossack attached to his retinue at the time? Ivan Petrovich was first her chauffeur, then retconned as her surrogate father, then retconned as just one of her surrogate guardians. I guess he was a cockblock too, I don't remember him getting into many humorous situations.
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There's something about completely out-of-context comic book panels that is just inherantly funny; I've been noticing that a lot recently. And really old comics dealing with gender(Like that Daredevil one; drat, I can't believe that) are great, like early Wasp from The Avengers.
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JunkSorcerer posted:There's something about completely out-of-context comic book panels that is just inherantly funny; I've been noticing that a lot recently. Er, yeah. Welcome to BSS, you should probably check out the old funny panel threads as well.
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As awesome and funny as Transmetropolitan is, to this day I feel guilty about this goofy rear end face flooring me more than anything else in the entire series.
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hermanos posted:Daredevil learned about romance from a Romance for Dummies in the '60s book Don't nock it Matt eventually got to throw it into her.
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Amazing Dough posted:Some more RR dickery: It would have to take a Civil War for her to leave him.
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Breetai posted:What's this from? If it's an actual series and not just an isolated panel I know a psycho feminist who'd probably enjoy it.
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It sounds like a Doom Patrol villain to me, from the much less funny post-Morrison issues.
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It's on the last page.Edge & Christian posted:It's not really that early, it looks like it's from Penthouse Comix, which came out in the mid 1990s. I don't know what exactly was going on with them, but they had Keith Giffen and Adam Hughes and Kevin Maguire and all these other talented people doing really uninspired softcore porno comics. Amazing Dough posted:Could be. Isn't that Hericane from the "Young Captain Adventure" strip in Penthouse Comix? He illustrated most if not all of those, I think.
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BetterTasteThnU posted:It's on the last page. Cheers, thank you. BetterTasteThnU posted:But good luck getting a psycho feminist to read Penthouse Comix. I might be able to get her to read them "ironically." If not, psycho feminists tend to like discovering things that they can get riled up about.
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