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Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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greatn posted:

You can't just respec your specialization like that can you? I thought that was a lifelong choice.

You can do anything you can convince the DM to approve.

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Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Rand Brittain posted:

That's one explanation but Angel himself explicitly says that he thinks it was a sign that somebody Up There actually does care, sometimes.

It wouldn't be the first time either, with the Snow in Sunnydale incident the year before.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Pope Guilty posted:

Lien, I think.

Lien, yeah. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0473.html

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Carrasco posted:

What's the title referring to?


The title of a couple comics ago, "Sound Reasoning". Lien's reasoning at the end of that strip is that this was a new enemy unrelated to Xykon.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Old Xykon:



New Xykon:

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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red plastic cup posted:

Didn't the Frost Giant Demigod vote to end the world? That could be why they gathered up.

Yes, with a cryptic reason to boot. Likely someone is calling in a marker.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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YggiDee posted:

... I've been misreading 'Dim Sun' as 'Dim Sum' on that page for an embarrassingly long time now. Now that I think of it a D&D story based on the Dark Sun campaign setting makes way more sense than a D&D story about Asian Cuisine would.

Be honest, though: don't you kind of really want the latter now? Because i certainly do.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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LupusAter posted:

Does the fact that it's called anarchic water mean that Loki is Chaotic first, Evil second? (To be fair he might not be Evil at all, not sure if we have any indications on the matter.)

or Hilgya is CN - if I remember right, in 3.x you could be one step removed in alignment from your deity, even as a cleric of such.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Possible variation on that - oracular visions exist in this world, so she could have gained knowledge that he would need it at one point, and arranged a group like the clerics that raised the Oracle to cast it on him at a specified condition. (Maybe she saw him sitting on that throne/chair as an undead?)

Don't know how Durkon would know that, though. Have to workshop this theory a bit.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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edit: beaten like a vampire in the way of a pissed-off halfling.

Rich is still OK, and Durkon isn't staying on the bench! (hopefully) You just knew it was coming but still good to see. I also really like Durkon in this mentor role.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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:siren:Indeed, he is!:siren:

and Hilgya skates by on being lovely and evil again.

Nice way to end the year :)

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Hell, wasn't one of the (Cliffport? Azure City?) cops gay, as well? (and able to nonchalantly talk about it as well, instead of a whispered "don't tell anybody, but...")

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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This is Xykon, though. He'll have picked up the key to controlling the Snarl a few years ago but chunked it into storage because he couldn't use it on the TeeVo.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Llab posted:

I was extremely hoping for a magical railgun that used peasants as ammunition

I mean, there's no reason another peasant couldn't be the object.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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The table itself is true neutral. It has to be in balance, otherwise everything's gonna fall over. It accommodates all alignments of actions done on top of it.

Also, metal folding chairs are Chaotic Good instruments of Justice.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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maltesh posted:

Being run by a Non-monster race is a protection against attack or invasion.

For who, exactly? We've seen that not work well for multiple nations in this comic.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Acerbatus posted:

What on earth is treasure PSTU?

Plain, special, treasure, unimpressive?

P was random coins, S was potions, T was scrolls (why not S?), and U was 'jackpot!' that only a few monsters had .

At least, if this stack overflow article is right.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Dias posted:

is that poo poo tolkien's fault? i assume every fantasy trope is tolkien's fault

Nah, pretty much nothing in LotR has weird apostrophes. I think the linguist and history professor in him would have revolted.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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The obviously true conclusion is the party is still trapped in the illusion in the desert!

It shows people their ideal "happy ever after", right? But what they accepted as what the illusion was showing them was so easy to get out of it didn't count at all! The proper "happy ever after" for not only a bunch of adventurers but the protagonists of an epic is much more hard-fought, fraught with failure and sacrifice, and doesn't have them win until the last possible opportunity. Like... What's happening now! That's a properly epic illusion!

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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killerwhat posted:

Thor’s ringtone is Can’t touch this - Hammer time :allears:

Not just that - that's Thor's ringtone *for Durkon*. He set a special one so that he wouldn't miss his calls!

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Yeah, that was my takeaway from Carrot and Vetinari's conversation as well. "Ankh-Morpork doesn't need a king, so I'm not gonna be. If it ever does? I'll be here. Until then, I'm just gonna help people."

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Thanks to someone talking about the beginning of this thread, I started reading through it (I think a similar rule to "Don't click on an OOTS link unless you're prepared to read 50+ strips" applies here), and

I just got the joke about V and Pompey's names after someone pointed it out. 15 years later. Son of a *bitch*. :argh:

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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blastron posted:

Past… present… future… unbound by alignment, in this single perfect comic!

Does that mean Basic D&D is actually the hardest one to get through?

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Cup Runneth Over posted:

according to Jeffrey it is bigger than Games in terms of active users, apparently by a large margin

"Goons are terrible" taken to its final form, really.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Verus posted:

I am now having a small existential crisis after realizing that 8-bit theater ended almost twelve entire years ago. Jesus Christ.

And they never did find the Armoire of Invincibility...

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Cup Runneth Over posted:

I don't think Eugene is capable of actually learning. He's dead. It certainly seems possible though that Roy's sister's personality was heavily influenced by her father's, especially since she followed in his footsteps, unlike Roy.

This is kind of where I'm at, tbh. I could also see the scenario where Eugene has started contacting her somehow as well, and thus has been in her ear about things more recently.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Yeah, I can't remember if it was here or in the strip itself, but I remember the debate about "This seems more like a rogue's tomb/gate defense than Kraagor's, and didn't we just see this?" This seems like a much more fitting monument.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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My first OOTS was iirc #122 - a friend showed it to me as "what happens when adventurers come to town". After 20 years, this is still pretty much the only webcomic I recommend to people.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Reminds me of the "follow the bouncing ball, kids" trick and drat that was rough

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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ZearothK posted:

Wait, which RPG models velocity?

The HERO system can do this! Just spend the next 6.5 hours coming up with the correct model to use for your calculations and not only can you accurately model velocity but you'll also be able to determine exactly when your players completely lost interest and wandered off to do something else.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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This is the point where, as the DM, you turn to the offending player, mutter something along the lines of "Congratulations. The moon, as an inanimate object, is not trying to Hide. You successfully Spot it." and threaten to start throwing erasers at them if they bring it up again.

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Taciturn Tactician posted:

The target not intentionally hiding is not sufficient to automatically succeed a Spot check. You can rule circumstance as the DM since there is a "sometimes" in there, but "it's not hiding so you see it" isn't an automatic property of how Spot works.

This is exactly what the eraser is for.

EDIT:

Rogue AI Goddess posted:

The sun has a lot of hit dice to add to its check to light the moon up. Without the sun, the moon is indeed hard to spot.

This is also a really good answer!

Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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Randalor posted:

"... IS THE MOON A GOD drat CREATURE? You know what, gently caress it. Give me one second..."

*rolls dice*

"Were you actively hiding? No? Roll initiative, the ELDRITCH HORROR that was the moon has awoken and it sees you. Congratulations, you fail to go first, and the moon eats you."- Me if I was DMing and people started saying that during the game.

I mean, it's funny, but your own highlighted quote does specify creature, not "creature or object". Which means characters will always find the TV remote, unlike me.

New "one weird adventurer trick": Find any mimics in a room by attempting to Spot every object with a character with a massive penalty.

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Ugly John
Jul 18, 2009
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That was only the case with Nuitari the black moon, yes.

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