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A very technical peace.
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planimal you made my avatar and now you make me laugh we should be friends
e: bang bang
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But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too
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Gebinsk posted:
planimal you made my avatar and now you make me laugh we should be friends
yeah hes pretty fuckin awesome, he does it all
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Feb 17, 2007 08:23
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Hahahah holy poo poo this thread is great
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Feb 17, 2007 08:39
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- A PRIZED MULE!
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where's the bourbon?
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The_Ez8 posted:
he'll update when need be, im pretty happy with these so far. dont need his life story in one thread
true don't ask for the goldmine too quickly this stuff is 14 karat!
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Feb 17, 2007 09:14
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Gebinsk posted:
planimal you made my avatar and now you make me laugh we should be friends
some guy tried to touch me in a mcdonalds once and my babysitter tried to have sex with me in a pillow fortress when i was 8 or so and she was screaming "BEAM ME UP SCOTTY" because she saw it in a porno i guess
now that we bonded please avatar
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Feb 17, 2007 10:03
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CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
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you make the best stories and avatars... byob owes you so much
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Feb 17, 2007 10:31
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where's the bourbon?
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Chomp posted:
you make the best stories and avatars... byob owes you so much
qft
e: also make me an avatar i will buy you a cert.
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Feb 17, 2007 10:47
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I plan to live forever - or die trying
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Chomp posted:
you make the best stories and avatars... byob owes you so much
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Feb 17, 2007 11:51
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All we have to lose is our chains
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Why did I not read this thread before. Just read it from start to finish, awesome stuff.
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Feb 17, 2007 12:30
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Seriously, what the hell is a Dim Mak?
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Goddamn
It's 4 am, but reading planimal stories is more important than sleep
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Feb 17, 2007 13:04
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Chomp posted:
you make the best stories and avatars... byob owes you so much
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Feb 17, 2007 13:06
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Polygon Thing
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MrMeowMeow posted:
Goddamn
It's 4 am, but reading planimal stories is more important than sleep
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Feb 17, 2007 13:22
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don't autoban again jerk.
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i have an epic story i will share later tonight.
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Feb 17, 2007 18:01
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don't autoban again jerk.
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Okay, so here's a story about my friend Mike:
Mike is a nice guy, always willing to help out a friend and is pretty laid back.
The catch is that Mike is also really into scat porn. He has told me, more than once, he loves eating poo poo, smelling poo poo, putting poo poo on his cock and even sticking someone else's poo poo in his rear end, making GBS threads that poo poo back out, and then eating that poo poo. My friend Mike is a good person, he just has a really strange turn-on.
I've talked about my father's apartments. He stays at one of them. So one day we're over there just hanging out and drinking, just whatever, watching videos, listening to music, blah blah, and all of the sudden we hear this loud loving screech from Mike's room:
"WHAT THE gently caress!?"
Now I was in the kitchen when this girl Meghan comes balling in. I didn't know Meghan too well then, but she seemed nice and really liked Mike. Apparently they had hit it off. Now, what i'm about to say next is absolutely true and i'm not exaggerating one part of it.
Meghan runs in covering her mouth and making gagging noises. She rushes tot he sink, throws up and i finally notice the smell. It looked like Mike had literally taken a poo poo in her loving mouth...which, it turns out he did. The thing you need to know about Mike is he's just like that. He doesn't care about you, or me, or anyone. He'll do things to people that I would never consider doing, just for fun. Let me get this straight fro you:
MY FRIEND MIKE TOOK A loving poo poo IN A GIRL HE BARELY KNOWS MOUTH AND THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS.
Mike comes out of his room, stopping into the bathroom first, and saunters into the kitchen like nothing was going on. Meghan looks at him like she is going to rips his balls off, and takes off, crying, out the door and down the stairs. Of course, five of the other girls follow her, now knowing whats going on, and we're left with a goddamn sausage party.
Thanks a lot, Mike, you fucker.
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Feb 18, 2007 03:16
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PLANIMALS STORY TIME MORE LIKE PLANIMALS BORING TIME
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Feb 18, 2007 03:17
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don't autoban again jerk.
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Zima posted:
PLANIMALS STORY TIME MORE LIKE PLANIMALS BORING TIME
i would totally poop in your mouth though zima
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Feb 18, 2007 03:18
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- THOSE SOCKS!
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For those about to sock, we salute you.
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Thank you Planimal 
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Feb 18, 2007 03:20
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Planimal posted:
i would totally poop in your mouth though zima
oh planimal 
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Feb 18, 2007 03:20
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don't autoban again jerk.
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oh also we still hang out with this girl and she actually dated Mike for a month afterwards
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Feb 18, 2007 03:38
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good stories
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Feb 18, 2007 03:44
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Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along life's journey I found the unchanging Imperishable in you.
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Earlier in this thread you've mentioned your father, and I think it would be a neat transition to talk about him to get away from the  stories. Preferably a tale about your father getting revenge or righting some kind of wrong with a fist in someone's face.
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- Pax Technica
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A very technical peace.
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BrownnoseReindeer posted:
Earlier in this thread you've mentioned your father, and I think it would be a neat transition to talk about him to get away from the stories. Preferably a tale about your father getting revenge or righting some kind of wrong with a fist in someone's face.
shh, don't talk
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to my previous 
