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HulkaMatt

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so

who did you gently caress ;-*

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Planimal posted:

well that would actually be the 4 foot tall girl.

was she hot

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Planimal posted:

now my dick is not gigantic by any means but when you're loving a 4 foot tall goth chick who is also a virgin and asian you feel like fuckin John Holmes

JOHN HOLMES :lol:

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Planimal posted:

whatever that dudes name is

You got it right

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HulkaMatt posted:

You got it right

I mean someone with a 3ft long dick isn't that hard to forget

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TRUE STORIES OF GHETTO SEX

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this is :lol:

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more stories

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ewwwwwwwww

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Planimal posted:

plus all these huge dicks in my mouf hell yeah

hahhahaha

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Gebinsk posted:

maybe you could get a cock-free wristband

Repels cock with a stinging sensation

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Stories are fun

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and then u PULLED OUT UR GUN

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HulkaMatt posted:

and then u PULLED OUT UR GUN

AND THEN U WENT TOWARDS THE CLOSET

AND YOU MOVED UR ARM TOWARDS THE CLOSET

AND THEN YOU TOUCHED THE DOORKNOB OF THE CLOSET

AND THEN U TURNED THE DOORKNOB OF THE CLOSET

AND THEN U GOT READY

TO OPEN THE CLOSET

AND THEN U OPENED THE CLOSET

OMGG NOBODY WAS IN THE CLOSET

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do u hav more stories

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Planimal posted:

that was A PRIZED MULE!

THAT WAS CHOP MASTER ONION

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i voted 5

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Johnny Drama posted:

jesus buttfucking doodad christ

i have some effed-up stories, but dayum

i was about 2 bump this lol

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tell us about the time u got IveMadeSnacks pregnant

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Planimal posted:

:colbert:

I was talking about fastbacks but ok

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Planimal posted:



haha yea thats the one

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planimal did you get any bites from bugs during that swamp incident