X JAKK posted:

dont you dare judge me.

Tambourine Man posted:

The Cubelodyte posted:

Seems to me Greg Evans knows as much about cooking as Lynn Johnston knows about "young people".

Tambourine Man posted:

I don't think so, Tim. He said he brought, not bought. Second, looking at that drawing, the edges are far too thin to be cast iron, and the coloring is a dead give away that it's clasp. My guess is copper clasp between titanium. I can't tell from the picture whether or not it is non-stick, but I am leaning towards no, as TJ learned from his Italian grandmother and I feel that for that reason he would have a more rustic approach to cookery and therefore shy away from more professional, high tech cookware.

sporktastic posted:

Don't worry, my date won't mind that I'm hitting on anther woman...it's not like she's an actual person with feelings or anything! She's just a vaguely woman-shaped placeholder. ARggh.

StevenDS posted:

Much like the Bushes appearances in a lot of Ministry albums, the Bushes are probably getting hefty royalty checks for their appearances in this stip. Pretty much every "This Modern World" strip is just a Bush bash fest.

ukulele bastard posted:

You're right, it really does get better without the lead chick.

Vernii posted:

It's pretty obvious that this will end in Brad fumbling and botching up. Also, where the hell did TJ go? Is he just hiding in the kitchen?

Howard Beale posted:

I don't think this one's been attempted yet. Musical number time!

Taumpy Tearrs posted:

I'm just glad I know just what the Hell John does now.

Poe The Win posted:

At this point, I think she does not require the kind of nutrients us normal earth-hating humans require to survive. Her heightened sense of self-worth is all that sustains her.

That, or she purifies her own urine. 'Cause that's hardcore.

new age crazies posted:

Since June 18th, 1995, HRM has and continues to live only on sun energy and water. Occasionally, for hospitality and social purposes, he drinks tea, coffee and buttermilk. Until now, he had three strict fastings, during which he had just sun energy and only water and was under the control and observation of various science and medical teams.

Bachelor Numpad posted:

That kid looks like she could deserve a punch to the face. She looks like she's squatting to take a poo poo in her pants as she's smelling whatever the gently caress that thing is. The expression on her face is just so, so... smug. What the hell?

Alan Smithee posted:

Oh God, panel 2 is so ominous. Apparently the girl's aren't the only ones WASTED

vkeios posted:

Oh god. I just want to see different artists do random panels of FOOB now.

The Cubelodyte posted:

Was anybody else thinking this?

Captain von Trapp posted:

Just where exactly does she think cotton comes from?

Billy Black posted:

It still can't be that good for you, because they warn you to not use Teflon if you own a bird and live in a relatively small house (or a poorly circulated one), or they will die. Yeah, birds are really sensitive, but it certainly doesn't bode well for the product. I still use it anyway, I just try to make sure it doesn't get scratched too much.

Doctor Zero posted:

I know this is terribly old, but she's a moron. Isn't it a Japanese tradition, and not a Chinise one BUT WHO CARES ALL ASIANS ARE ALIKE, AMIRITE?

Nausicaa posted:

Hot news on the FBOFW site:
Lynn and Rod are separating. He found another woman.

The Article posted:

Johnston said she's not that pleased with her early "FBorFW" art. "It could have been better," she observed. "I had two kids and was very busy, so I had to do things more quickly."

Confused Enormatons posted:

Lynn's fans seem to mirror her ideals on keeping your loved ones close. They probably approve of the entire family living on the same city block.

Agronox posted:

It's gotta be self-parody at this point, right? I mean, the cartoonist sat down and drew up her protagonist, still dressed in nothing but leaves, basically telling the audience to smash the state.

She's gotta be smirking somewhere to herself.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Today's Baby Blues:




I look at the last frame and immediately think Goatse.

drat you, internet!

Billy Black posted:

Luanne:





And now they're starting a business together. I wonder what wacky hijinks will come next?

Clitch posted:

They're so freaking close to being a gay Lucy and Ethel, that Lucille Ball's ghost should come back and sue Greg Evans.

TheDeadKnow posted:

I admit it, this is loving hilarious.


I don't get why "it's a moneymaking business" has to be a secret from Luann.

X JAKK posted:

so if he works 24 hours a day 7 days a week, he will be making $15.12 a week

im not seeing the brilliance of this plan

Dr. M. posted:

Is it just my computer, or what is that silver stripe that most of the characters have down the side of their heads? Printed circuitry tattooed on the skin? The Mark of the Cyber Beast? Or is it the Anti-Cancer Patch that will be developed in 2015?

ookuwagata posted:

And Sarah Silverman has pretty much free reign with her chink jokes. She would not be able to say the n-word with impunity. Her career would be over.

http://www.popmatters.com/columns/sawyer/060120.shtml posted:

One of the most startling and undermining revelations in Jesus is Magic comes during an off-key lull in the comedy when she talks about not telling a joke with the word 'friend of the family' in it at a comedy club because she was afraid of a table of black people sitting in front of her. That seems dangerously close to what her most strident critics accuse her of doing. Does she pick on gays and Asians more frequently for the hardly endearing reason that she believes that they are less likely to wait for her after the show with tire irons in hand? Silverman clearly tries to pass this off as just one more moment of "meta-bigotry" (e.g., jokes that use the form of racism to criticize real-live racism), she's yet again being racist in a way that exposes us to the structure of racism. She's showing us that the root of all racism comes from a desire to have someone else to piss on, someone lower than oneself, who won't fight back.