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Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
And he thinks video I made was serious (the one for the anti lowtax contest)

Or it could be a trick. If so, Which one of you guys is it :mad:

CHAT LOG!!!!!!!!

DUDE posted:

[22:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: whats up
[22:58] KhadBanks: Hi
[22:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: this is keep it real
[22:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: i like your sass video
[22:59] KhadBanks: Yakety sax!
[22:59] FreshlySnipesCMR: that siht was nice
[22:59] FreshlySnipesCMR: paid for and brought to you by SASS
[22:59] FreshlySnipesCMR: are you tycoon?
[22:59] KhadBanks: What
[22:59] KhadBanks: I played roller coaster Tycoon once
[23:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh
[23:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: you dont post on sass?
[23:00] KhadBanks: What
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: What What
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: do you post on sass?
[23:01] KhadBanks: No I post on the internet
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: coo
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: cool
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: its cool
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: i was just owndering
[23:02] KhadBanks: I was getting excited when you started talking about roller coaster tycoon :(
[23:02] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh i thought you were sass poster tycoon
[23:02] KhadBanks: But my name is khad
[23:03] FreshlySnipesCMR: i dig
[23:03] KhadBanks: Can you dig it brother?
[23:04] KhadBanks: Harlem heat!
[23:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes sir
[23:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: 100%
[23:04] KhadBanks: I am sorry I do things 110%
[23:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah i can tell from
[23:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: i can tell
[23:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: man
[23:05] KhadBanks: mang
[23:05] KhadBanks: (we say mang around here)
[23:05] KhadBanks: (in these parts)
[23:05] KhadBanks: (of the internet)
[23:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: you should do another gently caress lowtax video
[23:05] KhadBanks: I never mad a first one!
[23:05] KhadBanks: oh poo poo
[23:05] KhadBanks: made
[23:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh you didn't?
[23:06] KhadBanks: My video doesn't say gently caress one time
[23:06] KhadBanks: >: (
[23:06] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh
[23:06] KhadBanks: Tahts a dirty word we don't do that here
[23:06] FreshlySnipesCMR: ok i feel you
[23:06] KhadBanks: ew
[23:06] KhadBanks: wait no thats pretty nice :)
[23:06] FreshlySnipesCMR: i think you should make a video making fun of his personal life
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: like how integral dumped him on the front page
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: and he met his wife at a goonmeet
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: and the list goes on
[23:07] KhadBanks: But all that is old and cliche why would I do that
[23:07] KhadBanks: I keep it fresh like G UNIT
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: i think it's fresh
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: nobodys ever made a video about it
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: plus lowtax keeps giving us fresh materia
[23:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: his whole life is a joke
[23:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: seriously
[23:08] KhadBanks: The magic system used in the role playing game Final Fantasy VII uses small spheres of various colours, called materia, to let the user cast various magic.
[23:08] KhadBanks: :)
[23:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: thats nice
[23:09] KhadBanks: I don't know I mean its not like he made a site in spite of someone else who rejected him or anything.
[23:09] FreshlySnipesCMR: uhhh
[23:09] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:09] KhadBanks: Oh poo poo wait
[23:09] FreshlySnipesCMR: its not ike that
[23:09] FreshlySnipesCMR: not at all
[23:10] KhadBanks: Whats it like HOME SPICE
[23:10] FreshlySnipesCMR: whats what like
[23:10] KhadBanks: you know
[23:10] KhadBanks: "it:
[23:10] FreshlySnipesCMR: its groovy
[23:12] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh
[23:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: and lowtax doesn't "reject" anybody
[23:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: he rips off customers
[23:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: pure and simpe
[23:13] KhadBanks: But its only ten bucks

Khad fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Mar 28, 2007

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Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
MORE CHAT LOG

quote:

[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: archives = 30$
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: plat = $10
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: avatar 5
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: etc
[23:14] KhadBanks: Well why did you buy all of that
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: and its not the money its the principe, a rip off is a rip off
[23:14] KhadBanks: I mean you had to have at one time thought it was a good deal
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: because i didnt think i was going to get ripped off
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: dont blame the victim man
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: thats like saying rape victims had it coming for dressing slutty
[23:15] KhadBanks: Well I thought its pretty clear if you go into something like that knowing the potential likelihood of being banned you would be careful
[23:15] KhadBanks: Wait so Lowtax Banning someone = rape?
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: i wasn't uncareful
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: no

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Marxux_Is_Goddess posted:

that is keep it real fyi i forgot about that nigga god bless him unban keep it real

quote:

[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: lowtax ripping peope off = wrong
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: rape = wrong
[23:16] KhadBanks: So lowtax banning you = rape ?
[23:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:16] KhadBanks: I DONT GET YOUR MESSAGE
[23:16] KhadBanks: Its like its suppose to be one of those
[23:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: but it's something wrong
[23:16] KhadBanks: If A + B = C and B + C = A then B = A or something
[23:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: he victimizes peope
[23:16] KhadBanks: Its something... AWFUL!!! :D
[23:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: ?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: i said it's LIKE rape
[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: wait
[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: no i didn't
[23:17] KhadBanks: Wait
[23:17] KhadBanks: Oh snap
[23:17] KhadBanks: So lowtax raped you? :(
[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: your justifying ripping people off
[23:17] KhadBanks: I will have to talk to him about that thats not nice >: (
[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: is like justifying rape
[23:18] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's an analogy
[23:18] KhadBanks: Its like justifying someone who got banned for doing something stupid when they knew that they could be banned in the first place
[23:18] KhadBanks: I don't think you can compare an internet forum to rape
[23:18] KhadBanks: :(
[23:18] FreshlySnipesCMR: shut the gently caress up

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Illustrator Face posted:

if this is a live trip report ask him how often he thinks about lowtax or the forums

quote:

[23:18] KhadBanks: TAHTS NOT NICE
[23:18] FreshlySnipesCMR: people get banned for bullshit every day
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: i can give personal examples too
[23:19] KhadBanks: How often do you think about the forums and lowtax?
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: what do you mean
[23:19] KhadBanks: Like
[23:19] KhadBanks: Do you wake up and be like ARGH THAT LOWTAX
[23:19] KhadBanks: Or like
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:19] KhadBanks: I mean you have a site about anti SA and stuff
[23:19] KhadBanks: So you have to think about it
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: im not mad
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: i don't have any sites
[23:19] KhadBanks: But is it like
[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's like
[23:20] KhadBanks: ARGH I STUBBED MY TOE
[23:20] KhadBanks: or ARGH I JUST GOT RAPED
[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: i find it entertaining
[23:20] KhadBanks: ARGH I AM ENTERTAINED
[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: no im over being pissed about the money
[23:20] KhadBanks: But you just said its because of pinciple of ripping off
[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: but i still like to talk poo poo about ihm

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
POTTY BREAK

quote:

[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: what?
[23:21] KhadBanks: Well you said
[23:21] KhadBanks: about ripping you off
[23:21] KhadBanks: and rape and whatever
[23:21] KhadBanks: And then you said you don't care about money
[23:21] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got to pee
[23:21] FreshlySnipesCMR: brb
[23:21] KhadBanks: :D

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: ok
[23:22] KhadBanks: You pee quickly :)
[23:22] KhadBanks: I pee all the time
[23:22] KhadBanks: I have a bad bladder
[23:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: you're twisting the whole rape thing and taking it out of context
[23:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: my point is
[23:22] KhadBanks: Rape is no twisting matter >: (
[23:23] FreshlySnipesCMR: you saying "oh, you shoud have known you were going to get banned for no reason that's what happens when you sign up for a forum"
[23:23] FreshlySnipesCMR: is like saying
[23:23] KhadBanks: But there was a reason
[23:24] KhadBanks: I have never seen anyone banned for "no reason"
[23:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: "the bitch had it coming shoud have never worn that slutty dress"
[23:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: ok
[23:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: let me show you

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

crime of your life posted:

holy loving poo poo could you post some more chatlogs i read them all

shaddup you :mad:

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:24] KhadBanks: WAit this isn't going to be a rape thing right?
[23:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:25] KhadBanks: You lost me at rape :)

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:26] KhadBanks: What do you think of Marxux_Is_Goddess
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got love for marxux
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: here
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2224732&highlight=grilled+cheese+and+weed
[23:27] KhadBanks: I see weed
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: TCC
[23:27] KhadBanks: So?
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got banned for that
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: for no reason
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: that's a rip off

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:27] KhadBanks: You were posting about drugs
[23:28] FreshlySnipesCMR: in THE CRACKHEAD CLUB HOUSE
[23:28] KhadBanks: Hehe crack
[23:28] KhadBanks: What about all the probations leading up to that?
[23:28] FreshlySnipesCMR: what about them?
[23:28] KhadBanks: How many were there
[23:29] FreshlySnipesCMR: that account wsn't probated
[23:29] FreshlySnipesCMR: ever
[23:29] FreshlySnipesCMR: no times
[23:29] KhadBanks: And lowtax didn't even ban you though
[23:29] FreshlySnipesCMR: so?
[23:29] KhadBanks: Why do you hate lowtax if Ozma banned you?
[23:30] KhadBanks: Thats like if someone raped me and I didn't like you.
[23:30] KhadBanks: Oh poo poo I used a rape analogy
[23:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: i don't give a gently caress whose name it says in the leper colony

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: lowtax is responsible for ozma
[23:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's his responsibility ultimately
[23:31] KhadBanks: Well if I were the head admin and one of my admins that I am letting run the forums had banned someone I would probably trust their judgement.
[23:31] KhadBanks: Plus the whole SASS thing probably didn't help
[23:31] FreshlySnipesCMR: uhhhhhh
[23:31] FreshlySnipesCMR: ok
[23:31] FreshlySnipesCMR: that poo poo was before sass existed
[23:32] KhadBanks: Well yeah Sass was made cause people were getting banned.
[23:32] FreshlySnipesCMR: KhadBanks: Well if I were the head admin and one of my admins that I am letting run the forums had banned someone I would probably trust their judgement.
[23:32] FreshlySnipesCMR: what do you mean
[23:32] KhadBanks: Okay I'll go with a store thing
[23:32] KhadBanks: Say I am the owner of a store
[23:33] KhadBanks: And I had hired a manager because I thought he was good enough to manage the store and I trusted his judgement enough to do so
[23:33] KhadBanks: And he fired some guy
[23:33] KhadBanks: Or asked a customer to leave
[23:33] KhadBanks: I would trust that he did so for a reason
[23:33] FreshlySnipesCMR: more like
[23:33] KhadBanks: Amirite!?
[23:33] KhadBanks: Hehehe
[23:33] FreshlySnipesCMR: stole money from the customer

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:33] FreshlySnipesCMR: and your analogy is weak
[23:34] FreshlySnipesCMR: the evidence is right there
[23:34] KhadBanks: Well at least its not a rape analogy >: (
[23:34] FreshlySnipesCMR: its not my word vs ozma's
[23:34] KhadBanks: Banned by Ozma
[23:34] FreshlySnipesCMR: ozma banned me for no reason and everybody with eyes can see that
[23:34] KhadBanks: So like if you get a bum part or thing from a store do you get pissed at the owner of the store?
[23:34] KhadBanks: Or the guy who sold it to you?
[23:35] FreshlySnipesCMR: well
[23:35] FreshlySnipesCMR: SA's business model is to rip people off and ban them for no reason
[23:35] FreshlySnipesCMR: thats how they thrive
[23:35] KhadBanks: I mean you may feel all cheated or whatever but theres 90,000+ people
[23:35] KhadBanks: Its not like you are the only guy being watched
[23:35] KhadBanks: Either way I am sure Ozma had a reason

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: ?
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: how do you figure
[23:36] KhadBanks: Well maybe you had a low content post
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: what are yoh saying
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: Khad
[23:36] KhadBanks: :D
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: the post is right in front of you
[23:36] KhadBanks: Say my name again please I have a giant ego
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: open your eyes
[23:37] KhadBanks: ego is almost eggo
[23:37] KhadBanks: LEGO MY EGGO
[23:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: there's no "maybe" this or "probably" that
[23:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got banned for no reason
[23:37] KhadBanks: Well you made a post about putting weed on a sandwich and asked if it was a waste of weed I don't know
[23:37] KhadBanks: Couldn't you just PM someone?
[23:37] KhadBanks: I mean you said you had plat
[23:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: bro
[23:38] KhadBanks: Plus what about all the posts you made before that
[23:38] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's a whole forum for asking questions about drugs
[23:38] FreshlySnipesCMR: what about them?
[23:38] KhadBanks: Well did they suck?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:38] FreshlySnipesCMR: they were fine
[23:39] KhadBanks: Well can you really judge your own posts?
[23:39] KhadBanks: I mean come on
[23:39] KhadBanks: I make horrible posts but I keep them in BYOB
[23:39] KhadBanks: (THE PLACE TO BE WORD OUT TO THE BYOB HOMIES_
[23:39] FreshlySnipesCMR: you're grasping at straws
[23:39] FreshlySnipesCMR: give it up
[23:40] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got banned for no reason, my other posts are irrelevant
[23:40] KhadBanks: No they aren't
[23:40] KhadBanks: I have a lovely little website and the couple of peopel that visit it if they keep making bad posts
[23:40] KhadBanks: I get tired of them
[23:40] FreshlySnipesCMR: it says (user was banned for this post)
[23:40] KhadBanks: Even though I don't ban them initially
[23:40] KhadBanks: I get tired of it
[23:40] KhadBanks: Thats probably what Ozma did
[23:40] FreshlySnipesCMR: not (user was banned for posting history)
[23:41] FreshlySnipesCMR: that's fine, your site isn't a business
[23:41] KhadBanks: Well we like straw
[23:41] KhadBanks: Maybe that
[23:41] KhadBanks: was the last straw
[23:41] FreshlySnipesCMR: i was a customer

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
Is anyone still reading or should I just stop?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:41] KhadBanks: Well maybe you had the wrong attitude going in then.
[23:41] KhadBanks: I don't feel like a customer at SA.
[23:42] FreshlySnipesCMR: maybe you got your head so far up lowtax's rear end you can't see the forest for the trees
[23:42] FreshlySnipesCMR: well you are one
[23:42] FreshlySnipesCMR: in every sense of the word
[23:42] KhadBanks: Lowtax has trees in his rear end? :(
[23:42] KhadBanks: I hope they are small trees :)
[23:42] KhadBanks: Cause like a giant oak would hurt like hell
[23:42] KhadBanks: Plus I am short I can't see over trees :(
[23:43] KhadBanks: Sorry I have slight ADD
[23:43] FreshlySnipesCMR: thats very byob
[23:43] KhadBanks: Anyway I don't talk to lowtax
[23:43] KhadBanks: I just feel more like Im part of a community
[23:43] KhadBanks: I didn't join SA with the idea "I AM BUYING A SERVICE"
[23:44] KhadBanks: I joined it with the idea "Oh this community is neat and its ten bucks to keep out people that make bad posts etc so I should be careful"
[23:44] FreshlySnipesCMR: the problem is, SA considers itself a community when it's convenient
[23:44] FreshlySnipesCMR: ie. justifying unfair bans

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
A BIGGEN

quote:

[23:45] KhadBanks: But Lowtax didn't ban you
[23:45] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes he did
[23:45] FreshlySnipesCMR: he's the CEO
[23:45] FreshlySnipesCMR: he's responsible
[23:45] KhadBanks: So if like
[23:45] KhadBanks: You went to a wal mart
[23:45] KhadBanks: And got kicked out
[23:45] KhadBanks: For having weed sandwiches
[23:45] KhadBanks: Its the CEOs fault
[23:46] KhadBanks: I just don't see how one person's actions lead you to hate a different person
[23:46] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's lowtax's fault
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: because he put ozma in control, and he failed to unban me
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's not like he couldn't reverse an unjust ban
[23:47] KhadBanks: I thought you said that one girl put Ozma in control?
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: ?
[23:47] KhadBanks: Or it was said on one of your sites or something
[23:47] KhadBanks: Lithium or whatever her name was
[23:47] KhadBanks: I wasn't here for that
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: dude
[23:47] FreshlySnipesCMR: you act like lowtax isn't in charge of SA
[23:47] KhadBanks: No not at all
[23:47] KhadBanks: I'm just saying
[23:48] FreshlySnipesCMR: everything is in his hands
[23:48] KhadBanks: He didn't ban you
[23:48] FreshlySnipesCMR: but he's got the final word, andd when he didn't unban me, he silently co-signed Ozma's ripping me off
[23:48] KhadBanks: But you were just another person that was banned
[23:49] KhadBanks: I doubt he goes by to every person who is banned (I could be wrong) and verifies it
[23:49] KhadBanks: I mean its like you expected Lowtax to Jesus out and save you or something
[23:49] KhadBanks: Did Lowtax even know you?
[23:49] FreshlySnipesCMR: well it's his responsibility that peope don't get cheated by his company
[23:50] KhadBanks: So you are saying that every other company that exists has CEOs that go around
[23:50] KhadBanks: And make sure no one gets cheated
[23:50] KhadBanks: Assuming that you were actually cheated out of something
[23:50] FreshlySnipesCMR: like if a branch of comcast cable canceled customer's service and kept charging the customer
[23:50] FreshlySnipesCMR: you better believe somebody is going to get fired
[23:50] KhadBanks: That kind of poo poo happens all the time
[23:50] KhadBanks: And no one gets fired.
[23:50] FreshlySnipesCMR: and customers are going to get refunded
[23:51] KhadBanks: Where does it say on SA that you are viable for a refund if banned?
[23:51] KhadBanks: Comcast has that all in their contracts and what ever
[23:51] FreshlySnipesCMR: look im not talking about sueing SA

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:51] FreshlySnipesCMR: legally, lowtax reserves the right to ban you for any reason. or for no reason.
[23:52] FreshlySnipesCMR: but that doesn't make it right, or honest
[23:52] KhadBanks: Wait who said anything about lawsuits
[23:52] FreshlySnipesCMR: more like a scam.
[23:52] KhadBanks: It would be a scam if you came in and he said "I WILL NOT BAN YOU NEVER" and then did
[23:52] FreshlySnipesCMR: youre talking about contracts
[23:52] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's wrong to ban people for no reason
[23:52] KhadBanks: I was talking about refund notification
[23:52] KhadBanks: Even if you were banned for no reason its his website
[23:53] KhadBanks: Its not a public "company"
[23:53] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes it is
[23:53] KhadBanks: Oh you can own stock in SA?
[23:53] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:53] KhadBanks: poo poo show me where I need to buy some
[23:53] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's a company
[23:53] KhadBanks: Do you know what a public company is?
[23:53] FreshlySnipesCMR: w/e
[23:53] KhadBanks: If I went into a store that was privately owned and they refused to refund me for whatever reason
[23:53] KhadBanks: I would just have to suck it up
[23:54] KhadBanks: AS you said, they reserve the right to.
[23:54] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah, andd you would be ripped off.
[23:54] FreshlySnipesCMR: and cheated.
[23:54] KhadBanks: So how is this different? Would you make websites and bitch and moan about it?
[23:54] FreshlySnipesCMR: i don't know how to make a website
[23:54] KhadBanks: So how long did you have your account with Somethingawful?
[23:54] FreshlySnipesCMR: so probably not
[23:55] KhadBanks: Before it got banned
[23:55] FreshlySnipesCMR: i've hadd several acconts
[23:55] KhadBanks: After you got banned or before?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Sarumpaet posted:

Bah. Reasoning about corporate accountability is boring. More about his totally worthwhile and erudite posts on the scholarly subject of WEED SAMMICHES.

Alrighty

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:55] FreshlySnipesCMR: huh?
[23:55] KhadBanks: Did you have serveral accounts
[23:55] KhadBanks: before you got banned
[23:55] KhadBanks: or did you buy more
[23:55] KhadBanks: after
[23:56] FreshlySnipesCMR: no i got banned and registered new ones
[23:56] KhadBanks: So after you were "ripped off" you bought more accounts?
[23:56] FreshlySnipesCMR: sass.butes.org
[23:56] KhadBanks: hehe buttes

UH OH LOGIC

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: sass.buttes.org
[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: http://sassclopedia.info
[23:57] KhadBanks: I don
[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: http://sass.nuclearmayhem.com/index.php
[23:57] KhadBanks: err I don't get it
[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes
[23:57] FreshlySnipesCMR: i bought more accounts
[23:58] KhadBanks: So basically you put that slutty dress right back on
[23:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: im not asking yyou to feel sorry for me, this is bigger than me
[23:58] KhadBanks: I am not trying to feel sorry for you
[23:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: people get banned for no reason every day
[23:58] KhadBanks: I am just grasping for logic
[23:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's not about me

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
THIS GUY IS REALLY MEAN

quote:

[23:59] KhadBanks: So did you ever ask Ozma why she banned you?
[00:00] KhadBanks: You should have like baked her a cake :)
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah they don't respond
[00:00] KhadBanks: I don't know what kind of cake she likes though :(
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: loll
[00:00] KhadBanks: I like chocolate cake
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: im sure she's not picky dude
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: that bitch is loving huge
[00:00] KhadBanks: Thats not very nice >: (
[00:00] KhadBanks: You are just being bitter now
[00:00] KhadBanks: Like lemon cake
[00:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: she probably eats cake by the hour
[00:00] KhadBanks: You are Mr. Lemon cake >: (
[00:01] KhadBanks: Thanks a lot now I want cake
[00:01] KhadBanks: Actually I have some
[00:01] KhadBanks: Eh but its too late for cake
[00:01] KhadBanks: I'll be awake all night and then I'll be tired tomorrow
[00:01] KhadBanks: Cake will have to wait (that almost ryhmes)

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

Grandma's Little Secret posted:

ok so let's say lowtax is a ball of weed the size of wal-mart

OKAY LETS SEE

quote:

[00:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: gently caress ozma
[00:02] FreshlySnipesCMR: gently caress Whori Amos
[00:02] KhadBanks: gently caress the po-lice!
[00:02] KhadBanks: They just take our weed sandwiches away and eat them >: (
[00:03] KhadBanks: ok so let's say lowtax is a ball of weed the size of wal-mart
[00:03] KhadBanks: And like
[00:03] KhadBanks: You tried to take some to make a sandwich
[00:03] KhadBanks: And Ozma saw your sneaky rear end
[00:03] KhadBanks: And kicked you away from the ball of weed
[00:03] KhadBanks: I think thats pretty fair imo

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
My amazing cleverness is running out what should I ask now?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
Seriously guys I am just trying to keep it funny now I am done with his logic about businesses and stuff

quote:

[00:04] KhadBanks: I mean I don't smoke weed or anything but I am sure if I had a ball that big
[00:04] KhadBanks: And people were all up in my weed ball
[00:04] KhadBanks: I'd get a little grumpy
[00:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: but its TCC
[00:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: a forum for talking about druga
[00:05] KhadBanks: Yeah but no one better be stealing my weed you know what I am sayin' player?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[00:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah
[00:06] FreshlySnipesCMR: 100%
[00:06] KhadBanks: 110% you are forgetting how I do things
[00:06] KhadBanks: It is my turn to pee
[00:07] KhadBanks: Okay so like
[00:07] KhadBanks: What if SA was a boat
[00:07] KhadBanks: And like
[00:07] KhadBanks: You were on the poop deck (poop)
[00:07] KhadBanks: And like
[00:07] KhadBanks: Just eating weed sandwiches in a slutty dress
[00:07] KhadBanks: You know what I mean?
[00:07] KhadBanks: Cause I really loving don't
[00:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img187/5612/raaacm7.jpg
[00:08] KhadBanks: I don't get it
[00:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: i know
[00:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: i know

The image is safe (unless he changes it its some picture of I think radium in front of a bison or something about faces being ripped off)

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[00:10] KhadBanks: Hmmm
[00:10] KhadBanks: Nope still don't get it
[00:10] KhadBanks: What do faces and wild bison have to do with weed sandwiches?
[00:10] FreshlySnipesCMR: get what?
[00:10] KhadBanks: That picture
[00:11] FreshlySnipesCMR: that's raddium
[00:11] FreshlySnipesCMR: and the text is something he posted in QCS
[00:11] KhadBanks: Radium isn't with SA anymore so I don't get it
[00:12] FreshlySnipesCMR: i know he isn't
[00:12] KhadBanks: So you still browse somethingawful
[00:12] KhadBanks: Even though it was a giant rip off and cheated/raped you
[00:12] KhadBanks: They didn't rip the dress though did they?
[00:12] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's free to browse
[00:12] KhadBanks: It was a nice dress :)
[00:12] KhadBanks: But with how much you hate it and want to fight for the people that were "screwed by da man" you still visit it?
[00:13] KhadBanks: I mean wouldn't you boycott it or something?
[00:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah why not?
[00:13] KhadBanks: Like if I got raped in a dark alley with a slutty dress
[00:13] KhadBanks: I sure as hell wouldn't wear the dress (NO MATTER HOW NICE IT LOOKS ON ME) and walk into a dark alley
[00:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: im not supporting them by browsing them

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

HulkaMatt posted:

so why did he keep buying several accounts and start a huge UNBAN KEEP IT REAL thing with every account anyway his mom must have been mad about the credit card bill

also why is he so stupid

Weed sandwiches

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[00:13] KhadBanks: Yes you are
[00:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: how
[00:14] KhadBanks: Even if its a little bit, those ads do generate some revenue.
[00:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: i don't click them
[00:14] KhadBanks: Oh come on not even once in a while?
[00:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: never
[00:14] KhadBanks: I am really tempted to click on this FREE XBOX 360 (BRAND NEW)
[00:14] KhadBanks: In fact let me see what that is
[00:14] KhadBanks: DUDE THIS IS A GREAT DEAL
[00:14] KhadBanks: http://www.freegameconsoles.net/dest?id=333&promoid=101446&pid=1900000850&cid=37&lid=1150
[00:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: you're so BYOB
[00:15] KhadBanks: Well thats where I am usually chillaxing
[00:15] KhadBanks: Maybe if you chillaxed more you wouldn't have been banned

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
KEEPIN' IT REALZ

quote:

[00:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: you're aggrivating
[00:16] KhadBanks: Aggrivating is only rape at a certain point.
[00:16] KhadBanks: Also I never thanked you for complimenting my video. Thank you.
[00:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: The Wizard's Precious Gold
[00:16] KhadBanks: Lowtax loved it as well. (or so he said)
[00:17] KhadBanks: Well you had to of pissed someone (ozma) off to get banned
[00:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes
[00:18] KhadBanks: Plus it made you into a little semi- SAlebrity (COINING THIS PHRASE NOW)
[00:18] KhadBanks: So why did you start the "Unban Keepitreal" site?

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
Seriously guys I came up with SAlebrity its mine :mad:

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
I hope someone is reading these :(

quote:

[00:18] FreshlySnipesCMR: because i wanted to be unbanned
[00:19] KhadBanks: But you told me earlier you never started any websites
[00:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: it was a forum
[00:19] KhadBanks: Forums are on websites
[00:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: suddenlaunch3.com
[00:19] KhadBanks: That is also a website
[00:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: they make a site for you
[00:19] KhadBanks: (the DOT COM gives it away to me I am an internet detective)
[00:20] KhadBanks: But its still a website
[00:20] KhadBanks: Which you made
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: you just have to set the forum up
[00:20] KhadBanks: Which you said you didn't make earlier
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: i didn't really make it
[00:20] KhadBanks: Did you SUDDEN LAUNCH sass too?
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:20] KhadBanks: Is that a five second countdown?
[00:20] KhadBanks: a sudden launch
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:20] KhadBanks: Instead of the normal ten
[00:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:20] KhadBanks: Hmm
[00:20] KhadBanks: I'll have to GOOGLE it
[00:20] KhadBanks: After I drink more SIERA MIST
[00:21] KhadBanks: SIERRA MIST I MEAN gently caress
[00:21] KhadBanks: Now they won't pay me for that in message ad :(

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
I think its finally getting over sorry for these chatlogs

quote:

[00:21] FreshlySnipesCMR: why are you such a bozo
[00:21] FreshlySnipesCMR: this isn't witty banter
[00:22] KhadBanks: I am far from witty
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] KhadBanks: Well now thats just spam
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] KhadBanks: You only do five at a time and stuff
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] KhadBanks: Is AIM like stopping you?
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE
[00:22] KhadBanks: FLOOD FILTER ACTIVATE
[00:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: HIS SASS WEBSITE

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

postitively posted:

nobody is reading these

I figured but what the hell.

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
BEING SERIAL AGAIN

quote:

[00:23] FreshlySnipesCMR: LoL
[00:24] KhadBanks: So why did you get banned again?
[00:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: nice buddy shirt
[00:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got banned a few times
[00:24] KhadBanks: Thank you :)
[00:24] KhadBanks: You just told me you were banned only once >: (
[00:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:25] FreshlySnipesCMR: there must be a misunderstanding
[00:25] KhadBanks: Yeah thats for sure
[00:25] KhadBanks: You thought I made that video as an anti lowtax thing like I was some rear end in a top hat loser that got mad cause I was banned
[00:25] KhadBanks: I mean I appreciate you liked the video I worked hard on it
[00:26] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[00:26] KhadBanks: But thats because I was doing it for the community
[00:26] FreshlySnipesCMR: i get it
[00:26] KhadBanks: You know giving back
[00:26] KhadBanks: But you never answered me one thing
[00:26] KhadBanks: Before you were banned the first time
[00:26] KhadBanks: How long
[00:26] KhadBanks: did you have that account
[00:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: five and a half years
[00:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: jan 01 - aug 06
[00:27] KhadBanks: So
[00:27] KhadBanks: You feel you should be refunded 25 bucks
[00:27] KhadBanks: When in five in a half years
[00:27] KhadBanks: you used more of his bandwidth
[00:27] KhadBanks: than would equal 25 bucks
[00:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: um
[00:28] FreshlySnipesCMR: 1. i never saidd i should be refunded
[00:28] KhadBanks: Yes you did
[00:28] KhadBanks: You said you were cheated and ripped off and etc
[00:28] FreshlySnipesCMR: true
[00:28] KhadBanks: It sounds like you ripped lowtax off
[00:28] KhadBanks: 25 bucks for five years is one loving hell of a deal

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR!?

quote:

[00:29] FreshlySnipesCMR: 2. it doesn't matter how much bandwith i used, i paid for a service that got taken away from me for no reason. being a member for 5 years is no reason to ban someone
[00:29] KhadBanks: I didn't say it was the reason
[00:29] KhadBanks: So okay when you first bought your account
[00:30] KhadBanks: Were you under the misconception
[00:30] KhadBanks: that you could never get banned
[00:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: how would you feel if lowtax banned you one day because he felt you used too much bandwith
[00:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: the first account was free
[00:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: before the forum was a business
[00:30] KhadBanks: Wait wait wait
[00:30] KhadBanks: free
[00:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got grandfathered in
[00:30] KhadBanks: You got ripped off for no money
[00:31] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got banned more than 1 time
[00:31] FreshlySnipesCMR: i told you
[00:31] KhadBanks: Then that means you were doing something wrong more than once
[00:31] KhadBanks: Don't keep grabbing the electric fence man
[00:31] FreshlySnipesCMR: no it doesn't because lowtax bans peope for no reason
[00:31] KhadBanks: Anyway to answer your question
[00:32] KhadBanks: If I woke up tomorrow and was banned for "no reason" I would probably just say "well that kind of sucks" and that would probably be it
[00:32] KhadBanks: I'd most likely reactivate my account in a week or so

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

quote:

[00:32] FreshlySnipesCMR: what if you got banned for no reason again
[00:32] KhadBanks: Then I would probably get the hint
[00:33] FreshlySnipesCMR: there you have it
[00:33] KhadBanks: I mean you have basically combatted "getting ripped off" by buying several accounts and getting banned more
[00:33] FreshlySnipesCMR: well im not buying accounts anymore obviously
[00:33] KhadBanks: there I have it? I meant get the hint as in I would realize that I was doing something wrong probably ask about it then go "eh ITS JUST THE INTERNET"
[00:34] KhadBanks: I wouldn't start two websites and make serious "I HATE LOWTAX HE RAPED ME IN MY DRESS" videos
[00:34] FreshlySnipesCMR: no you weren't doing something wrong

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
HE SAID A VERY BAD WORD I HAD TO CENSOR IT

quote:

[00:34] FreshlySnipesCMR: you were getting banned for no reason
[00:34] KhadBanks: Oh god my posting is all wrong have you ever seen it?
[00:34] FreshlySnipesCMR: stop trying to be witty
[00:35] FreshlySnipesCMR: it doesn't work for you
[00:35] KhadBanks: I was being serious :(
[00:35] KhadBanks: Teach me how to psot
[00:35] FreshlySnipesCMR: just be coo
[00:35] FreshlySnipesCMR: cool
[00:36] KhadBanks: I mean I made a thread once saying "My threads are crap" and lowtax posted in it saying he thought I was a pretty good poster but I think he was being Ironic I don't know
[00:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: lowtax is a loving dweeb
[00:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: he's the last one you want complimenting you
[00:36] KhadBanks: I am bad at terminology
[00:36] KhadBanks: What is a dweeb
[00:37] KhadBanks: I don't know he made a very successful website and is funny and knows how to run a community
[00:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: a loving ***** <-- BANNED BYOB WORD OH GOD
[00:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: haha
[00:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: his website is successful true
[00:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: but i think thats just because he was at the right place at the right time
[00:38] FreshlySnipesCMR: the forums are the only profitable part of his site
[00:38] KhadBanks: Yes lowtax must really suck because hes doing poo poo with mike nelson and getting to go do PR stunts with lovely directors
[00:38] KhadBanks: I never got to do any of that >: (
[00:38] FreshlySnipesCMR: hahaa

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Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
UH OH HYPOCRITICAL ERROR

quote:

[00:38] FreshlySnipesCMR: i hope yohu're kidding
[00:39] FreshlySnipesCMR: you admire lowtax because he got his rear end beat by uwe boll and then cried about it after?
[00:39] KhadBanks: Yes
[00:39] KhadBanks: He did it for our entertainment and I respect that.
[00:40] FreshlySnipesCMR: haha
[00:40] FreshlySnipesCMR: well i was entertained
[00:40] KhadBanks: IF he was really such a money mongrel he would just sit back and not do a drat thing at all
[00:40] KhadBanks: The site would basically be like IGN or some poo poo hole because they are in it for cash.
[00:40] FreshlySnipesCMR: but it was mostly entertaining at lowtax's expense
[00:40] KhadBanks: I really doubt he regrets it.
[00:41] FreshlySnipesCMR: i really don't care
[00:41] KhadBanks: I can't speak for him but I'm sure he doesn't look back at it and say "well poo poo I really shouldn't have done that"
[00:41] KhadBanks: Sure after the beginning he did
[00:41] KhadBanks: But in the long run he probably thinks its funny too.
[00:41] FreshlySnipesCMR: haha dude
[00:41] KhadBanks: But are you saying you could go beat up a former boxer too?
[00:41] FreshlySnipesCMR: he threw a huge temper tantrum over it
[00:42] KhadBanks: I mean lets not get too hypocritical
[00:42] FreshlySnipesCMR: went on kansas city local news and everything
[00:42] KhadBanks: Yeah I mean its like he went out and made websites because he was banned and bitched about it
[00:42] KhadBanks: Oh wait poo poo I'm sorry
[00:42] KhadBanks: I went to far