Hathor the Cow Goddess!

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Bloodmane: by Ozma

That cow won't shut up about her dumb agendas.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 05:46

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 03:08

Bloodmane: by Ozma

Nigmaetcetera posted:

that's disgusting. did they use her menstrual blood as fingerpaint to make pictures to put on the fridge?

no, but i drink menstrual blood as a hobby of mine

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:16

Bloodmane: by Ozma

Am I the only one who hates the babies? Make the babies stop saying things.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:36

Bloodmane: by Ozma

N-ER-GEE posted:

I have no clue what the gently caress's going on here.

It's SYMBOLISM. The cow is ANGRY

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:49

Bloodmane: by Ozma

The_Ez8 posted:

Midwives

how dare those mothers choose different ways to birth a child.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 06:56

Bloodmane: by Ozma

Decapod73 posted:

natural:

unnatural:

naturalness and beauty have very little to do with each other.

lol u called dolls beautiful

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 21:13

Bloodmane: by Ozma

Why doesn't she need diapers? That's just being stubborn for the sake of being stubborn.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 22:11

Bloodmane: by Ozma

N-ER-GEE posted:

Wow 14 pages!

Hey wait ... I thought we let the moon and nature decide when the baby comes out?

in other words, her kids will never grow up to have normal interactions with other people

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 22:24

Bloodmane: by Ozma

Nigmaetcetera posted:

someone should make a parody of this but instead of being pro-home birthing it's pro-home abortion

also pro-suicide

Edit: pro-HOME suicide

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 22:29

Bloodmane: by Ozma

Nigmaetcetera posted:

that is not relevant to a parody of this

suicide is the opposite of birth

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 22:30

Bloodmane: by Ozma

Nigmaetcetera posted:

no it isn't that's dumb and wouldn't make a good parody

YOU KNOW WAHT. IM GETTIN SICK OF THIS

COW GOD

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 22:34

Bloodmane: by Ozma

N-ER-GEE posted:

Clocks don't allow for the creative randomness of life!

I think she needs to stop having children imo

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 22:35

Bloodmane: by Ozma

N-ER-GEE posted:

Still needs some votes I guess. In the meantime we can keep having fun!

Guess who's going to start watching the view out of pure spite?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 23:16

Bloodmane: by Ozma

Brigit Barcode posted:

am i a filthy hippie for agreeing with half this stuff

yes

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 23:26

Bloodmane: by Ozma

N-ER-GEE posted:

jesus christ. that baby is such a pervert. HEH HEH HEH?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2007 23:30

Bloodmane: by Ozma

I wish to have sex with cows and cow goddesses. and also bull gods. and also cow bull rulers of the kingdoms of cow bulls which is henceoforth known as COWBULLIA!

# ¿ Mar 31, 2007 04:19

Bloodmane: by Ozma

N-ER-GEE posted:

Your stretch marks make you look like a TIGER!!!

Tiger's fury +48 damage

# ¿ Mar 31, 2007 04:44

Bloodmane: by Ozma

N-ER-GEE posted:

Okay, what is wrong with this picture?

The husband is almost completely in the frame?

The moon through the stove vent?

His KISS pajama bottoms?

NO!

THERE IS NO BABY ATTACHED TO HER TEAT!!!

Apparently they have marital relations downstairs in the living room because the children are all asleep in their bed.