Matter Energy Conversion Experiment: F4A90

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Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Alright, well, I dunno what happened but it looks like the experiment went wrong and then I got sucked through a portal to another dimension. You guys are gonna have to help me get home. Here's how this will work: tell me things to do (where to go, what to do, when to go left, etc) and I'll do them. I should probably get up first.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:00

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 12:27

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

JHLU posted:

Get up and pull on the hanging blue bulb.

ALRIGHT! This is exciting.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:04

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Aleldtritch posted:

Examine the contents of your pockets.

Crumpled up piece of paper; lint; 2 dollars.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:05

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ToG posted:

Wipe the blood off you're face with the wall or anything rough.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:07

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Haddas posted:

that lightbulb looks like a mighty fine hat i must say. wear it

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:11

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Lobok posted:

You're in a new dimension, time to start fresh! Take off that lab coat so people won't right away think you're a nerd.

Oh, I'm not a scientist. I'm just a guiena pig for them (2 dollars an hour hell yeah :hfive:

)

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:11

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

hamaien posted:

Walk off the screen to the right.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:14

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i am teh wombat posted:

You should instead greet the first thing you see with the universal sign of peace -- screaming loudly and running towards them.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:17

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

snowcake posted:

oh duh, eat the mushrooms

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:19

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Aleldtritch posted:

Since the mushrooms expanded your mind do some calculations on the wall of how to repair your ship so it can travel through dimensions. Use the blood of those little creatures as ink.

Let's roll.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:24

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Aleldtritch posted:

Since the mushrooms expanded your mind do some calculations on the wall of how to repair your ship so it can travel through dimensions. Use the blood of those little creatures as ink.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:30

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

snowcake posted:

I say explore deeper into the cave. (this is a cave,right?)

Yeah, good idea.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:33

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Bonk posted:

You have a hat that looks like a crown. Fashion the mushrooms into pauldrons for your shoulders, and use your lab coat as a cape.

Whoever you meet here, it'd be safer if they thought you were royalty.

drat, that's a good loving idea.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:37

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

The Iron Giant posted:

I'm voting this thread a 5, because your animation style is brilliant. I'm also enjoying the suggestions from everyone.

Your scientist should take that hanging can off the ceiling.

Can acquired. It is empty.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:38

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

The Iron Giant posted:

It is made out of tin, I presume. Or is it?

Do I look like a metal inspector to you?

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:39

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Pup posted:

As is customary, somersault down the incline

drat, I just realized that wasn't at all a sumersault and more like a dive. I'll make it up to you though. Some day. Onward to the next screen!

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:42

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Pup posted:

Continue on in the cave, puffing out your chest and holding your chin up high since, after all, you're royalty.

Alright! drat, tight fit in here. Almost like these people have no respect for a normal sized dude.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:46

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

The Iron Giant posted:

Microwave are you drawing this in Flash or Illustrator?

Flash. Flash is all vectors so I can rotate and shrink/enlarge stuff flawlessly which is kind of neccessary for a thread like this.

Migishu posted:

Look inside the window of the oval house

That's not a window it's just painted to look like one okay

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:47

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Steppo posted:

DO NOT FALL ON THOSE HOLES.

Jump over, please. I saw this in a movie once.

Alright man well I don't know if I have enough room to jump but I'll try

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:50

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Akumu posted:

A red Pac-Man ghost, most dangerous of all Pac-Man ghosts!! Quick, throw the tin can at it!

Don't call me on this but I'm pretty sure there actually isn't a red pac-man ghost. I think it is just teal, pink, and yellow.

Either way throwing the can at it had minimal effect.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:54

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Gao posted:

Those hanging green things are obviously some sort of subteranian fruit. The obvious course of action is to consume them.

Man, you guys are making me eat some gross stuff. Plus this isn't even a fruit, it's a house. It's made of wood.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 18:59

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

telloc posted:

Knock gingerly on the pod with the door, perhaps the gatekeeper is asleep, then you can supprise him with your blood-covered fury!

I knocked on it and the hatch popped open.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:01

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Christmas Past posted:

Try opening the door

There aren't any handles or anything

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:01

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BombBomb posted:

Place the two dollars from your pocket on the eyes of the red skull/pacman ghost for the boatman.

(I presume you have two coins)

DOLLAR COINS?! What kind of savage are you?

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:02

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

PistachioShell posted:

Push the button, duh.

not so duh now is it, rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:05

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

BombBomb posted:

Scottish.

Oh all right, take whatever's in the hanging green thing and put those on your own eyes. If that doesn't work, try the pacman ghost's eyes.

PUT SOMETHING ON SOMEONE'S EYESES

it hurts to walk

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:09

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

MTW posted:

Get another shroom.

Before/After that, kill yourself.

Highly considering this

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:12

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Sparta posted:

MR. MUSHROOM WILL HEAL YOUR LEGS.

EAT HIM.

eating strange exotic mushrooms is a really bad idea guys

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:17

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

i am teh wombat posted:

Proceed to fasten the spikes to your head, you're not longer a lab rat. You're Kragthor, God of... Spikes. Seize this strange new cave world by force... or fall over and hurt yourself with your head spikes accidentally.

ForeverFlashlight posted:

Use your cape as a rudimentary bandage to stop the bleeding - we need you to live!

I'm kind of afraid of spikes, but I guess being a spike god could be cool. I'd also hate to get rid of symbols of my royalty, but I guess it's best to stop the bleeding. Jeeze, talk about sacrifices.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:21

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Aleldtritch posted:

Well the little guys here must eat something, go right more and see if there's anything else you can sample eating.

welp

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:22

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Gao posted:

Someone looks like he needs a hug.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:29

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OJ.SImpson posted:

write a treaty with your fellow king-guy

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:34

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Blueshift posted:

Gouge out three of his eyes to make him more normal and thus happy, and invite him to join your party

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:36

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Akumu posted:

Microwave when you make threads like these does it anger you that people suggest stupid, suicidal moves or are you pretty much used to it by now?

Stupid suicidal moves are the best ones

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:37

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

PistachioShell posted:

Jump up and grab that plunger thing hanging from the celing. If it moves, pull it down and hope for the best. If not, use it to vault-kick the crown off that guy's head.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:39

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Steppo posted:

Take his crown.

Hey, good idea. How come nobody else suggested this? Come on guys, step it up here.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:42

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Akumu posted:

Bludgeon! BLUDGEON!

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:45

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TacetMan posted:

Put on the crown

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:49

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Captain Picard posted:

Don't put the crown on, there isn't any ibuprofen on this planet. Beside you're already bigger than everything, put it on the caterpillar to make up for the house.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:51

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 12:27

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Atoramos posted:

PUT CROWN ON CATERPILLAR damnit is it so hard

# ¿ Apr 16, 2007 19:54

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