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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Salvage what you can from the energy convertor

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
eat the mushroom, it'll make you their size

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Microwave posted:



uh oh, quick, find a toilet!

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Aleldtritch posted:

Since the mushrooms expanded your mind do some calculations on the wall of how to repair your ship so it can travel through dimensions. Use the blood of those little creatures as ink.

This, become the next Dr Who!

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
I guess now that they're dead they won't be needing anything in their houses, loot whatever you can from them.

e: store some extra ink in your hat, you may need it later

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Manos del Sino posted:

Why do these threads always devolve into eating the local flora and fauna?

Goons are a violent group of people. I guess.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Consume the blood of the fallen, can't hurt now can it?

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Sit on the house and rest up for a few minutes. You're obviously suffering from trauma and need to regain your senses

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Microwave posted:

drat, that's a good loving idea.



Sit on the house, use it as a throne, see if anyone comes to you.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Look inside the window of the oval house

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Press the button again to make the spikes dissapear, then rub some mushrooms on your legs to heal them.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Pick up the can and crawl right

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Introduce yourself

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Steal his crown, obviously he's powerless without it

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
This guy has 4 legs, use 2 bones from the ground and give yourself another 2 (fake) legs, making you look more like him

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Microwave posted:





quick, shove it down his throat while he's crying!

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Akumu posted:

Put the crown on the caterpiller, then ride the giant caterpiller to safety!

This is the only logical solution as the door behind you has closed. You're obviously not strong enough to break the wall.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
get the monster you just killed, skin him, then patch him onto your wound

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Captain Picard posted:

I'm going to have to agree with crown on upside down, then after that put it on the caterpillar

be careful though, if you still grow, you're going to have a crown in your head. stand on your knees just to be sure

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Microwave posted:



present him with your old hat! Look! The wavy lines on the hat match those wavy lines on the caterpillar!

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

psycho bunneh posted:

Tell the caterpillar that your mean step sisters ruined your gown and that you cannot go to the ball unless he makes you a new dress.

While at that, ask for a sex change. Boobs will attract more natives than anything.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Ask for a sex change, you'll need to be female for later

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Stuff the mushrooms down you... up you... hmmm. Store the mushrooms somewhere where you can easily access them.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Wield the leg as a weapon, it looks strong enough and has a foot still attached to it. It'll make a fine halberd

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Take the picture off of the wall

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
push the bookshelf away, perhaps theres something behind it

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Where did that other bow come from? Never mind, get it and put it on the other monster, skin it, then make yourself a nifty matching cloak or trenchcoat. No need in not looking snappy

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Reclaim the leg and move into the door

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Onward to victory!

Take some tea with you, it may help you later.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Help the little applish guy down from his tree, he looks depressed.


e: too late. WHat does that writing down the bottom say?

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Grab the "Some Oranges" sign and make a bridge for Deathroller.

He won't make that gap :(

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
What's behind that rock next to Deathroller?

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Fishmonk posted:

Ration the fruit man so he will last you nine months and built a hut out of the material up against the wall for shelter, then strip both you and deathroller down and impregnate yourself with his seed. When you give birth to a human/deathroller hybrid you will be unstoppable.

You're scary sometimes

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Put him inside Deathroller's skull, so he can pilot the controls if you're unable to.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Oh poo poo what's happening? :f5:

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Microwave posted:

Alright, I'm considering this.

OKAY GUYS LET'S TAKE A VOTE

Destroy button: Revenge, get rid of possibility of me being tricked into pushing it again

Push button: Possible treasure beyond our imaginations??

OH GOD PUSH THE BUTTON

But make sure Deathroller's next to you, he might save your life if it's a trap

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
NOOOOO DEATHROLLER!

I guess there's nothing else to do but to press the button again. You'll be lonely without your companion so you might as well press the button and end it now

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Captain Picard posted:

I know! Stuff the grey guy into death rollers smoking gap.

This. Deathroller may not be able to work by telepathy now, but the little guy can work the manual controls!

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Get the antenna from the roof and wear it as a hat

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Take the red flag and wave it inside the door. Red is their way of saying "peace".