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almightyjimbob

I love pretzel day.

Plan Billy posted:

LOL I just realized that the thread title could be interpreted in two ways.

haha i didn't even think about it in the cashier sense

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almightyjimbob

I love pretzel day.

oh god no :gonk:

almightyjimbob

I love pretzel day.

ford posted:

she's got a full house - of fat under her skin

if i were uncle joey i'd tell her to "cut. it. out." of her body

almightyjimbob

I love pretzel day.

almightyjimbob posted:

if i were uncle joey i'd tell her to "cut. it. out." of her body

if i were uncle jesse i'd tell her to "have mercy" by never being naked for the rest of her life

almightyjimbob

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almightyjimbob posted:

if i were uncle jesse i'd tell her to "have mercy" by never being naked for the rest of her life

if i were stephanie i'd say "how rude" of her to show anyone those disgusting pictures

i'm running out of full house catchphrases and also that one sucked

almightyjimbob

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Mista Fly posted:

i made a noise that sounded something like "ARRRBLAAH" when i clicked that

maybe it's just because i've been on the internet too long, but i have to say that picture is much more shocking and disgusting than goatse and quite possibly tubgirl

almightyjimbob

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a horse of course posted:

this is the new goatse, move over tubgirl, adios lemon party,

almightyjimbob

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a horse of course posted:

thats potato salad :smith:

that's an interesting image. going to drink what you think is a milkshake, but it actually turns out to be potato salad. it gives a good idea of the shock and disgust that is suffered by anyone who sees those pictures

almightyjimbob

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Occupy Japan posted:

who wants to read excerpts from her email (since i ran out of pics)

sure

almightyjimbob

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Occupy Japan posted:

"I have a sex toy. It's a vibrating duck (not kidding) and I use it to stimulate my clit. I like a real man inside me better though. Feels 100x's better. Plus it keeps me tight."

does this mean that she's actually had a man inside of her? ewwwwww

almightyjimbob

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Occupy Japan posted:

fyi these quotes are not only real but were in her INITIAL EMAIL to me along with THOSE PICS

this was the first time she contacted me ever and she sent me pictures of her axe wound and a dissertation on how her sex toy keeps her tight or whatever

how did she get your email address

almightyjimbob

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Plan Billy posted:

DP has always intrigued me

oh trust me you don't want it. that program loving sucks and i hate it

sorry i was finishing up a project in Digital Performer at a lab at school earlier today and i needed to vent

almightyjimbob

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Engine Fortegue posted:

at least she's confident in herself? v:shobon:v

but she really really shouldn't be

almightyjimbob

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a horse of course posted:

i just started laughing because i honest to god tried to picture a worse vagina and i cant loving do ti haghhaahghau hi mg ui9wrg9u i anif

just imagine that same vagina with razor sharp teeth

almightyjimbob

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Occupy Japan posted:

why are fat girls always terrible at shaving

they can't see it as well because their fat is in the way

almightyjimbob

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Thuggergotchi posted:

orly

i have a hard time believing you'd be desperate enough to put your tongue or dick in this, but if so that's really sad

almightyjimbob

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Thuggergotchi posted:

It's not like I can get "regular" pussy, I have to settle for the :hambeast:

maybe you should just wait for the right one to come along or something

almightyjimbob

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i dunno i guess i'm gonna stop talking because i'm probably being mean now

almightyjimbob

I love pretzel day.

a horse of course posted:

how is this not goldmined but this garbage is:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2441691

heh... IT. IS. GOLDMINEDDDDDDDDD

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almightyjimbob

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bump 4 goldmine