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Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
price check on fat rolls

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Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Mulled Ciderbomb posted:

you shop at walmart heh

when it comes to getting the best prices on button down wolf shirts and hot pockets, a goons gotta do what a goons gotta do...

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
pardon me ma'am but *points to sign* this is the 10 tons or less lane

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Fidel Castronaut posted:

was she like "hey i have seen you around here shopping, do you have an email address that i could send some pictures of myself to? wink wink, nudge nudge, my vagina is cheap like the chinese products i sell."

i got a myspace message saying basically that she cashiers me a lot at wal-mart and thinks i'm kinda cute and finally found me on myspace and oh hey here's some nudes

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Geethree posted:

how did she find you on myspace

"here's your change, by the way do you have a myspace?"

i live in a 5000 person town so i guess she guessed my age range and picked me out from the 25 other guys that have myspaces

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
~midwest luv~

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

olhado4204lyfe posted:

i dont get why no one quotes me in byob

yo

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
so how can i post these pics without being banned since we can't post porn here bare in mind these pictures contain fat girl tits and fat girl pussy

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
:nws::nws::nws: https://wi.somethingawful.com/10/1080f32bb70f12128076d690c41f35241dc0e459.jpg :nws::nws::nws:

DONT CLICK THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE FAT GIRL TITS

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
:nws::nws::nws: https://wi.somethingawful.com/7a/7a38b6ae0be523faebd2425f23151a13156a5d0e.jpg :nws::nws::nws:

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
:nws::nws::nws: https://wi.somethingawful.com/7e/7e64dc9cb2cdeda1e057cf274700b7621f266fa5.jpg :nws::nws::nws:

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
interest check: the nastiest loving vag you will literally ever see

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
haha i already asked as soon as she sent those pics and she just emailed me back

it's full house

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
:nws::nws::nws: https://wi.somethingawful.com/85/853faa066b805a0d9b718a258aa3ec87c6125fdb.jpg :nws::nws::nws:

this is the less horrible of the two

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
:nws::nws::puke::vomit::hurl::nws:https://wi.somethingawful.com/4b/4b0c9ea1d1a215f3ed247caba48a18d43ec76961.jpg :gonk::nws::nms::what::aaaaa::nws:

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
hey guys vote 5 this is some classic "oj effort"

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
she needs to take that disfigured labia and CUT. *makes scissor motion with fingers* IT. *points forward* OUT. *points backwards*

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
Joey Gladstone (as Ranger Joe): Hey there Mr. Woodchuck!
Mr. Woodchuck: Did someboddy say.... WOOD?
Every man alive on earth: NO.

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
i wonder how many loaves of SAM'S CHOICE BREAD she could bake with that yeast growing between her hamflaps

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
who wants to read excerpts from her email (since i ran out of pics)

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

almightyjimbob posted:

sure

"I have a sex toy. It's a vibrating duck (not kidding) and I use it to stimulate my clit. I like a real man inside me better though. Feels 100x's better. Plus it keeps me tight."

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
"I've always wanted to try anal, titty gently caress, in the shower, a threesome... DP has always intrigued me. I've always been very sexual. Just haven't found the right girl to experiment with."

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
fyi these quotes are not only real but were in her INITIAL EMAIL to me along with THOSE PICS

this was the first time she contacted me ever and she sent me pictures of her axe wound and a dissertation on how her sex toy keeps her tight or whatever

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

almightyjimbob posted:

how did she get your email address

myspace

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

settes posted:

Ask who took the initial pictures

didn't ask don't care never looking at them again

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

loldoctor posted:

dude you should hook up with her

0_0

no thx

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

a horse of course posted:

PYF girls of WalMart

-all of them but this one

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

a horse of course posted:

loldoctor is in the house. he has prescribed lols, stat. stand by BZZZZZZZT

maybe he can write us a prescription for this thread because i think it's way too potent to be an OTC

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
why are fat girls always terrible at shaving

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Occupy Japan posted:

why are fat girls always terrible at shaving

hum de dum shaved my pubes except for some sticking out of my cornhole that looks like a cat climbed in and is trying to escape oh well hum de dum de doop

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

a horse of course posted:

yeah why would you troll the best thread in months

he's not he's trolling this one :cawg:

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
5 gold

Occupy Japan fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Apr 22, 2007

Occupy Japan

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

vishuno posted:

wait, does she have a myspace?

i dunno she only got my email from there and you don't need an account to just view profiles i don't think

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I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
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