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Allen is an apple. She has a boy's name but she doesn't care. She is zany and carefree and full of whimsy. In the beginning of her day, she eats a muffin.

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Then she posts a thread about it!

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After posting the thread she ties her shoe, getting ready to go out on some sort of zany adventure of interest!

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Then she posts a thread about it!

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She walks to the door, she's going to get out there and see the world

But it's such a nice door so...

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But it's such a nice door so...

She posts a thread about it!

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Her eyes glaze over and she just stares for an hour at nothing at all...

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Then she posts a thread about it!

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Suddenly, she meets a luck dragon, and rides on his back, her heart full of glee!

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She does not post a thread about it. However, afterwards she gets a hangnail.

AND THEN SHE POSTS A THREAD ABOUT IT

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Suddenly, Allen the Apple suffers from a near fatal stroke that damages large portions of her brain!

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She posts a thread about it. No one notices the difference.

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Fidel Castronaut posted:

What would Allen the Apple do when engaging in sleep?

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heh heh heh i make all my best threads late in the night that is the way of red flag

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people need to hear this story people need to know that men fought and died for their freedom

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And then she posts a thread about it!


And then she posts a thread about it!


And then she posts a thread about it!


And then she posts a thread about it!


AND THEN SHE POSTS A THREAD ABOUT IT!

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i'm not satisfied

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Seanathen posted:

so when do we get to see the apple being brought down emotionally by the HaSurgeon?

who?

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Seanathen posted:

loldoctor.

oh i get it

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Allen the Apple poses for a picture of herself to place every so gently on the internet.

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And then she posts a thread and then she posts a thread and then posts a thread and then she posts a thread about it!

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SinetheGuy posted:

any chance we'll get some hot webcam action?

you're a sicko