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MelonSoda5000

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>buy items from store

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MelonSoda5000

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> buy bombs

> use bombs to get into wise old gentleman's house

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Combine with Dodongo to form negalink

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> hug butt

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oh poo poo go use that flute for chillaxmoin

MelonSoda5000

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let the butt use the flute because he should feel useful

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did we buy bombs? next level.

<inserts disk 2>

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> take cactus

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i hope pallet town is what i think it is.

>see if cacti-butt can't scare up a couple of faries

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>use butt as jetpack

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I thought it would be atown made of pallets. see if the pokedex has like asteroids on it

MelonSoda5000

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tell pinochio he has to give us some faries or farie parts and then well give him hir rupees

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i bet pinochio could plug that with his nose

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loving sweet

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>teach cacti-butt gunpowder skill

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> Go norf east exit (in cave)

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DanTheFlyingMan posted:



Fecal Warrior: "I am the guardian of the hidden jewel! None shall pass!"



LINK FLIRTS WITH FECAL WARRIOR

Fecal Warrior: "Aww shucks, alright! I will let you through but don't tell Bog Butt!"

Lord.

>/invite Fecal Warrior

>procede into the colon

MelonSoda5000

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Fell posted:

This. This is the solution to the puzzle.

also give her a ring made of the feces jewel(s)

MelonSoda5000

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DanTheFlyingMan posted:



link and butt serenade the beautiful princess

ZELDA: "I NEED PIE! BRING ME PIE NOW SIR!"

Yes/No

This image alone merits goldmine.

>Go back to the mountains and mine for pie.

MelonSoda5000

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>shove pie into zelda

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Ok I think we're stuck.

>have butt scout ahead while link checks gamefaqs on the pokedex (it has wifi...err probably buttfi.... right?)

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DanTheFlyingMan posted:



link and butt are in the womb

I still want to check this with gamefaqs. but im pretty sure if we guide all those sperms to all those eggs and wait like 9 months we can just be born with all the babies.

MelonSoda5000

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>throw baby in lake

*sorry*

MelonSoda5000

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i meant testicle.

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>

Khanstant posted:

the baby should now be in enough testorerone to act liek a temporary summon made of muscles, bacne, and chest hair to fight your way out of this hole

MelonSoda5000

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>Flirt with S-Baby till she joins the partay

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I thinks we got enough pokemon now, lets go trade them for victory.

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Bonnett posted:

as long as you get his man essence somehow

we can just cut it out of him

MelonSoda5000

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MelonSoda5000 posted:

we can just cut it out of him

or throw a pokeball up his urethra to collect it

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DanTheFlyingMan posted:


Mr. Kips: "ARRRRGGGGH!!!!"



link, butt and Elton john break free!

while we are paused, did anyone else poo poo themselves during this cut-scene? I did. this is better than FF6

MelonSoda5000

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Mr.Kips posted:

i poo poo myself during that scene :jerkbag:

omfg. at least your not being constantly humped in the butt by that shopkeeper.

MelonSoda5000

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Mr.Kips posted:

thats also filled with shards of rocks

you shouldn't have been so unreasonable, all we wanted was for you to inspect our chest

MelonSoda5000

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we need to get that off our toung before we pause.

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We could smear it all over our shield, it would probably dry to a nice hard candy shell

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acetylcholine posted:

so how do we capture pokemons now does lutt have to faceplant them or does robot use like a ghostbuster type beam pls advise

I just checked the manual, it looks like we do have to have robot use a ghostbuster type beam and then have lutt faceplant like a GB trap. We also shouldn't look at the trap.

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also the death scene was very sad and touching i cried a lot even more than when aeris died

I haven't been able to even feed my chochoboez once since this happened.

MelonSoda5000

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God you all screwed up my save game, thanks.

>..
>cd wiseoldmanshouse
>dir
>wiseoldman.exe /combine %stones

MelonSoda5000 fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jun 2, 2007

MelonSoda5000

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the stairs THE STAIRS

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DanTheFlyingMan posted:



the title screen is messed up and nothing is happening

should i try blowing in the cart?


Yeh your deffinetly going to have to blow on the cart. maybe just play a little blades of steel or track and field 2 to make sure its not the nes itself.