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Something Awful has a proud tradition of bashing the poo poo out of ridiculous art work, be it stupid in either quality or concept, or worse yet, both. Well, I not so proudly present to you a DA project I stumbled across, the majority of which falls into the "both" category. I'll admit I enjoy Pokemon as a game, but I don't know why so many people were seemingly jumping all over supplying this collaboration with their renditions. I'll also admit that some of the drawings were skillfully drawn, but most of them are laughably bad. I can't help but wonder why anyone would, 1: submit one of these in general, and 2: submit one that is so poorly drawn. I'm sure about 85% of the people who submitted to this project are probably furries; I'm not going to click around on profiles to find out. Feel free to if you want, but let's not turn this into a spamfest. First, here are some of the good (skill wise) ones and their corresponding pokemon:        Edit: spelling MustelaFuro fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Aug 9, 2007 |
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And on to the dungscape: loving holy bee poo poo spiderman   I think the artist here has BJ fantasies   What the gently caress is this? Is this racist?   poo poo. No. What? Why? Was this loving MS painted? Why does it look like Tanya Harding was involved?   Hi I have downs. Granted this pokemon looks pretty downsy on its own.   My boobjob failed.   I realize there was a similar thread not long ago, but I felt this one has a lot of potential in that the number of drawings to mock is so vast. Have fun all. Edit: Again, here's the link if you missed it in the first post MustelaFuro fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jun 22, 2007 |
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Jun 22, 2007 17:29
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 sycolution.deviantart.net
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Jun 22, 2007 17:33
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quote:To be fair I think this one is fairly well done considering the pokemon they based it on. EDIT: Well about as good as a personified pokemon can get in any case.
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Jun 22, 2007 17:34
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None of these are any good and I hope nothing good ever happens to you for the rest of your life. 
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Jun 22, 2007 17:36
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Jun 22, 2007 17:41
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So far the only one that is remotely cool is this one. It's not anthro, it's not done in MSpaint or in pencil, its really quite good. She looks like she's going to a festival, and only her clothing resembles the creature in any way. The rest are just 
Check out my lego creations! Why yes, I do live in a basement, why do you ask?
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Jun 22, 2007 17:45
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gently caress my eyes this is one is going to haunt my nightmares. It's like happy, retarded, and evil all in one.  Oh and, I love you too biplane.
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Jun 22, 2007 17:45
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Machoke: Emo scars or rad tattoos?
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Jun 22, 2007 17:49
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ragnarock01 posted:
Yeah, if the rest of the contributions were even half as creative as this, the project would actually be a really cool idea. What's sad is I bet there are people who would consider this one of the worst submissions because she doesn't look like an animal or something. :/
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Jun 22, 2007 17:56
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 What is that one thing doing to the other thing?  Pokerape?
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Jun 22, 2007 17:58
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ragnarock01 posted:
Here's two more that surprisingly aren't anthro. The look like the same artist made them.     And this one leaves me dumbfounded... It's not like it's poorly drawn, it's just so loving creepy. Serial rapisty...   I can't wait until someone digs up some of the retarded commonly known pokemon ones. There are just too many for one man to sift through.
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Jun 22, 2007 17:58
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Come on, does this even count?
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Jun 22, 2007 18:06
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Russell William Thorpe posted:Come on, does this even count? It looks like an effect from the lowest budget horrer film ever.
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Jun 22, 2007 18:07
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 Ahh, yup... 
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Jun 22, 2007 18:07
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Gay anthro pokemon, mind asplode
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Jun 22, 2007 18:09
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Russell William Thorpe posted:Come on, does this even count? A crazy Ring-esque Missingno? I think that's pretty clever actually. They even portrayed the glitch look well.
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Jamesman posted:
Oh my, a breeze just rushed over me. I do believe I need a cup of water. I was only a matter of time...
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Jun 22, 2007 18:10
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Why do people keep insisting on making pokemon into people? This is seriously a fetish we need to stomp out.
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 Not bad, considering this is the original:  But..is it supposed to be both male and female?
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Biplane posted:Gay anthro pokemon, mind asplode Thing is there's absolutely nothing about this picture that represents Pokemon. It's just some Yaoi loving retard who drew two animu dudes kissing and submitted it. You could just as easily claim this is Squirtle and Psyduck or something. The comments for the picture are more upsetting; http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/49886702/
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Jun 22, 2007 18:14
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MustelaFuro posted:This looks pretty cool actually 
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Russell William Thorpe posted:Come on, does this even count? Thats Missingno and I recognized it immediately, so yes some of these look really cool
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It's sad that very few of these actually look really good, and that the rest of them look like this: 
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Jun 22, 2007 18:19
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Haraksha posted:Why do people keep insisting on making pokemon into people? This is seriously a fetish we need to stomp out. Because it's less perverted than saying outright 'I want to bang a Pikachu, please don't turn me into a social pariah'
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Jamesman posted:
... Where are their mouths? I can't figure out which lump or line counts as the mouths... it's like they smashed into each other and their pointy faces interlocked.
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red52 posted:Because it's less perverted than saying outright 'I want to bang a Pikachu, please don't turn me into a social pariah' There are very few things on deviant art that can turn you into a social pariah, and wanting to bang a pikachu, sadly, is not one of them.
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cowbell pie posted:It's sad that quite a few of these actually look really good, and that the rest of them look like this: I vote that we replace  with an emoticon of her face.
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Eudoxus posted:There are very few things on deviant art that can turn you into a social pariah, and wanting to bang a pikachu, sadly, is not one of them. From what I have seen as passing for competency on DeviantArt, I am terribly afraid of knowing what could possibly make those people reject you.
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cowbell pie posted:It's sad that quite a few of these actually look really good, and that the rest of them look like this: I can honestly say, looking through this thread, this is the only one so far that made me burst out laughing. I do browse DeviantArt occasionally, and I've seen several of these pokemon personified things.. Some of them are just terrible. I'll go look for some myself..
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Hi, welcome to Pokecheese. How does a guy in a costume even qualify for the project? What the..? Is it pregnent? Why is it..?  How's about a nose job baby? No, not the surgical kind.  Look a new disease was discovered: Poketumors  Is this a pokemon, anthro, and baby fetish? I refuse to admit this exists.  It's like the artist copied the face from that faces of porn thread. 
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MustelaFuro posted:And this one leaves me dumbfounded... It's not like it's poorly drawn, it's just so loving creepy. Serial rapisty... That's actually the best thing I've seen all day.
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Some of them are actually pretty cute in a "Hey! I look like my pet!" kind of way. And then some are... oh dear...  This group would be a lot "cooler" (well, as cool as pokemon can get) if it were less "weird furries" and more "trainers who look like their pokemon".
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Jun 22, 2007 18:36
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cowbell pie posted:It's sad that very few of these actually look really good, and that the rest of them look like this: Wow... It looks like horrific genetic mutant decided to light its fart on fire. Utterly terrible
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cowbell pie posted:Sloth!! Now we just need to find a chunk-a-like If there was a prize for lack of consistency of artwork then this person wins hands down duffath fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Jun 22, 2007 |
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Jun 22, 2007 18:38
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duffath posted:Sloth!! wouldn't lack of inconsistency be a good thing
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thanks--mis-type--just edited it.
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MustelaFuro posted:And this one leaves me dumbfounded... It's not like it's poorly drawn, it's just so loving creepy. Serial rapisty...  Here's another horrific one:  Why? Why does he have a fish eye? And a garden spade for a tooth? Does anyone, anywere, have any idea what pokemon its supposed to be? Check out my lego creations! Why yes, I do live in a basement, why do you ask?
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Here's Beedrill
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Taumpy Tearrs posted:Here's Beedrill Hahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahaah
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