Grunduggerer posted:

Can you have an explosion fetish? Kohran seems awfully satisfied there.

Terashell posted:

Casting my vote for Kohran... drat you glasses and chinese dresses!

Glazius posted:

The most succulent treat to a goon is the suffering of another goon. Once you understand, the reasons will become clear.

Bobfly posted:

voting yoneda

Sindai posted:

How can you not vote for Kohran after that!?

That was just about the only update so far where the in-character dialog was funnier than Spirit Armor's, and it was all thanks to her!

Lockmat posted:

This is an amazing thread and I'm voting for Kohran

One Legged Cat posted:

Putting in the 2nd-round vote for Kanna. Because Ogami does like tomboyish girls.

may contain peanuts posted:

What, like there is a possible outcome of the vote that does not result in suffering for Ogami?

Spirit Armor posted:

_{Why are we talking about muscle boobs}

Spirit Armor posted:

'S actually partially by necessity, because when The Great Decision rolls around in-game, it only allows you to choose from the three girls who have the highest rating with you.

...

Actually, after doing a little research and some thinking, there's a MUCH better way of doing this, and I've been an idiot all along.

Now resetting all votes.

And voting's going to be closed for a while. My deepest apologies to everyone who's thrown in their vote with hot-blooded passion and vigor.

But hey, let's save it up for the one big vote that's going to happen in a few chapters, eh?

Wind Tempest posted:

For us Kohran supporters, can you show us what would have happened if Ogami took Kohran to his room?

Wind Tempest posted:

So I assume that trying to get Kohran into your bed so early only hurts your relationship with Sakura?

Revenant Threshold posted:

In a note that will interest no-one, i've just noticed a new speck of damage on my monitor, placed oddly accurate enough that it adds to the end of Maria's mouth pretty often, so it looks like she's smiling instead of flatline mouth.

It is entirely creepy.

Morgenthau posted:

It's not that hard. Just try to imagine the seas turning red and the sky turning green. That would be about the equivalent of a Maria smile.

Snot Man posted:

It took me a few days of on-and-off marathoning, but I've caught up with all 33 pages of this thread! Congratulations, Spirit Armor, for writing such an entertaining LP. At this pace it still looks like it'll take a criminally long time to even finish this game, but I can't complain about that. Gotta make the fun last, right?

Great choice of game, too! It combines two of my favorite things in life: Giant robots and pretending to be able to talk to gir not to be able to talk to girls but still receive alarming amounts of affection from them anyway!

Also, I know the votes are closed now, but I'm voting for Kohran anyway.

GruntyThrst, 2 pages ago posted:

Not going to stop the Kohran Campaign.

Spirit Armor posted:

Which effect? The "oh hey, that's actually kinda cute" effect, or the "oh my stripes and stars she's smiling why is she smiling SHE'S GOING TO SHOOT"?

serewit posted:

The token loli corollary - Raw, untamed power is always best left in the hands of psychotic ten-year old girls.

You'd think that they'd slip some suppressants into her meals or something, y'know? What sort of incompetent government organization would sleep well knowing that immense psychic/spiritual energy that could level parts of a city was only held back by the unspoiled innocence of childhood?

Oh, right. Same guy that doesn't even have the herewithal to keep a spare set of keys around so he can go drinking.

ZeeToo posted:

Was that a reference to the Persona 3 LP in there?

Love the way Jean Paul is developing.

Classtoise posted:

See this is why Kanna is the best choice.
What's Sakura gonna do in a jealous fit of rage to someone twice her size and twenty times as strong?

Canuck-Errant posted:

Hopefully I'll have my 'net connection set up in time to see mysterious package thing that Spirit Armor and I have been talking up for a while _{but is probably a little less impressive than people will think from all the hype I mean look at I dunno Fable it was a nice game but with all the hype people got really disappointed when it was released without the ability to plant trees and watch them grow} but I'll at least be able to keep up with trips to the uni library, right?

McFetusBurger posted:

It's a Sakura alarm clock. Not threatening, not worrying, hell half the time you don't know it's there. You just but it on your dresser and every morning it makes a sound, that's all the attention it demands.

But it's there

it's watching you as you sleep

as you eat

as you change

It's made its home, and it will never leave.

Directly over your boxers

Terashell posted:

You cannot deny the infinite sex-appeal of a purple-haired girl with glasses in a chinese dress!

Son Conan posted:

I only have one thing to add to the Kohran love-fest:


GIANT. STEAM. BAZOOKA.

Snot Man posted:

Why people keep voting for anyone else is a mystery to me, really. I can't wait for once her chapter comes and wins the hearts of millions of Americans.

I mean, what the hell. Iris' chapter is almost over and she's getting votes. Iris.

and I thought we weren't voting for anything right now to begin with but this thread is fun so whatever keeps it active I guess

veekie posted:

Ah yes, thats indeed a major factor, but what about explosions without using any tools? The cinema and fountain went boom without mechanical assistance!

That giant steam bazooka is tempting though, when the day of destiny comes and Iristhullu is nowhere near enough to the top to make any difference, I will throw my support for Kohran. For Explosions! No matter the source!

You just need something to offset the awesome of a teleporting koubu + sparkly explosions + giant teddy bear attacks. The chibi suicide bombers and Fin Funnels aren't quite enough.

Mile'ionaha posted:

Wait, are we talking aleph-zero, or something more?

Also, I love that Kanna is the Monkey King. Big sexy martial artist? I'd hit that.

Spirit Armor posted:

On the plus side, choosing that choice made Kohran and Iris's trust levels increase. I don't know either.

Dash Magnum posted:

Like Elmira from Tiny Toons? Only with the strength to crush cinderblocks with her bare hands?

"I'm gonna hug 'im, and squeeze 'im, and love 'im, and..."

Classtoise posted:

Kanna is cute shut up.

Spirit Armor posted:

Steam-powered locomotives can totally be badass and manly like the Rolling Thunder cute, too.

... I think.

Spirit Armor posted:

After witnessing the rise of the OS-tan craze, after staring at the adorable Mecha Musume, and after reading the happy and heartful moe-anthropomorphised adventures of Afghanis-tan and her friends Pakis-tan, Uzbekis-tan, and Merikan from the 19th-century imperialist era up to the modern day, I stand in awe and horror at Japan's ability to make virtually anything cute (for a given value of "cute").

Grunduggerer posted:

Wow. Just... wow.

Spirit Armor posted: