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Lissedae
Feb 1, 2006

I AM A UNIQUE TRANSEXUAL FURRY ATTENTION WHORE AND BTW I KNOW IM FAT, OK

Well, I'm sure you do.
The one that supposedly had costumes and all sorts of ridiculous nerd crap? (I mean, I said over and over that there were no costumes, but no one really heard me).
Well, despite the phone calls with people threatening to rape me (Yes, people actually called me, told me they had my address and declared they were going to rape me) and all the people saying they would ruin my wedding, I went on with it anyway.
We've been married two weeks now and the photographer's pictures aren't up or anything, but here are some pictures my grandfather took.
And for the record, I don't really care how fat/ugly some of you may say I am.


My husband and me.


Cutting the cake


Pretty cake and -gasp- a triforce.


and a better shot of the cake.

So there it is. The wedding that was supposedly crazy and over the top and worth all sorts of threats. That's what it was supposed to be since I posted about it.
The Zelda themed parts: The green vest and tie, the purple and pink flowers (Zelda's dress has purple and pink), the triforce on the cake, and our triforce wedding rings. Also, the ring exchange was "This ring symbolizes the wisdom we will gain in our life together, the courage we will lend each other when facing new challenges, and the strength of our everlasting bond."

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Aintain
Apr 6, 2007

Shit, really? They don't?! :,(


That's a very pretty wedding cake and I like the bouquet.

Crispy_Rapcakes
Apr 9, 2007

by Peatpot


Congratulations, I must've missed that other thread as I was expecting something really quite sad when all I got was a wedding with a few nods to the Zelda series of games.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


Needs more costumes.

modeski
Apr 21, 2005

Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate.


Did you not learn from the other wedding thread?

doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.



Well congratulations on your wedding. I don't know about the original thread where things originally went awry, and honestly people calling and threatening to rape you? Jesus that's terrible, but this post reaks of trying to prove something to the internet.

Well grats anyhow I guess.

Potzblitz!
Jan 20, 2005

Kung-Fu fighter

Lissedae posted:


and a better shot of the cake.
What the hell, did you get married at a mall?

TheJrab
Jul 4, 2007

by Fistgrrl


actually my kind of wedding. Not too over-the-top but elegant enough for all of the references to be tongue-in-cheek.

I am kinda disappointed we don't get to laugh at you, though.

Helix
Mar 19, 2003

by Fistgrrl


Congrats...

now, did someone buy that guy a mach3 as a gift?...nads? Remington? Braun? seriously...

Lissedae
Feb 1, 2006

I AM A UNIQUE TRANSEXUAL FURRY ATTENTION WHORE AND BTW I KNOW IM FAT, OK

Crispy_Rapcakes posted:

Congratulations, I must've missed that other thread as I was expecting something really quite sad when all I got was a wedding with a few nods to the Zelda series of games.

There was a whole to-do on SA about two months ago. People were outraged that I was getting married and insisted that it was going to be some terrible nerd monstrosity.

Mister No
Jul 15, 2006
Yes.

it's like you're trying to show gbs how much you didnt care about them making fun of your wedding by posting pictures of the wedding.
the thing that got you made fun of in the first place.

Lissedae
Feb 1, 2006

I AM A UNIQUE TRANSEXUAL FURRY ATTENTION WHORE AND BTW I KNOW IM FAT, OK

Potzblitz! posted:

What the hell, did you get married at a mall?

It was at a convention.

Icequeen
May 27, 2004

Extolling the virtues of motherhood


Lissedae posted:

I don't really care how fat/ugly some of you may say I am.

Then why the hell did you post this?

LockHeart
Apr 8, 2005

I'll make Coach Haribo proud!


Yey! congratulations.

Your hubbie's green vest and tie look so cool.

Also pretty dress, you two look too cute.

Smugdog Millionaire
Sep 14, 2002

8) Blame Icefrog


Your husband doesn't appear to have shaved for his wedding.

hoju22
May 3, 2006

Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much.

So is this like revenge or did you c/p your blog entry about this. Who gives a gently caress...

Thermostat!
Mar 25, 2005

Chrysler Town & Country’s Stow ’n Go™ seating and storage system was named Popular Science’s “Best of What’s New” in the Auto Tech Category for innovative technology.

Lissedae posted:

It was at a convention.

lolllllll classy

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Lissedae posted:

There was a whole to-do on SA about two months ago. People were outraged that I was getting married and insisted that it was going to be some terrible nerd monstrosity.

Lissedae posted:




How is that not a nerd monstrosity? You look like circulation to your entire body has somehow been constricted by your dress, and the groom couldn't even be bothered to shave or grow a decent beard before putting on his Wedding Hat.

This won't last through the summer, if it lasts through the week.

Lissedae
Feb 1, 2006

I AM A UNIQUE TRANSEXUAL FURRY ATTENTION WHORE AND BTW I KNOW IM FAT, OK

TheJrab posted:

actually my kind of wedding. Not too over-the-top but elegant enough for all of the references to be tongue-in-cheek.

I am kinda disappointed we don't get to laugh at you, though.
Sorry.
I didn't want to laugh at me, so I kept it more on the normal side.

Lissedae
Feb 1, 2006

I AM A UNIQUE TRANSEXUAL FURRY ATTENTION WHORE AND BTW I KNOW IM FAT, OK

Free Bees posted:

Your husband doesn't appear to have shaved for his wedding.

I didn't want him to.

doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.



Lissedae posted:

It was at a convention.
Good lord why would you want to get married with a bunch of nerdy men?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





doctor 7 posted:

Good lord why would you want to get married with a bunch of nerdy men?

If I'm remembering correctly, it wasn't even a real wedding. After all, you can't get married in human form when you really have the soul of a wolf.

Dead Precedents
May 4, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2493619&highlight=
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2493560&highlight=

Ah yes, so glad to see that you went through with it. Where was your honeymoon? Or was the tickets to the Con the big trip?

Lissedae
Feb 1, 2006

I AM A UNIQUE TRANSEXUAL FURRY ATTENTION WHORE AND BTW I KNOW IM FAT, OK

doctor 7 posted:

Good lord why would you want to get married with a bunch of nerdy men?

Because that's where we met 5 years before.
And it's less of a 'lets gawk at comic books' convention and more of a 'lets have rowdy drunken parties and pick up chicks in bondage gear and corsets until 5am' convention.

Mister No
Jul 15, 2006
Yes.

forrest posted:

If I'm remembering correctly, it wasn't even a real wedding. After all, you can't get married in human form when you really have the soul of a wolf.

the real wedding will be held in Stormwind Cathedral, actually.

40 OZ
May 16, 2003


What KIND of convention? You may not be in the clear yet.

edit- You are not in the clear.

hoju22
May 3, 2006

Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much.

Lissedae posted:

Because that's where we met 5 years before.
And it's less of a 'lets gawk at comic books' convention and more of a 'lets have rowdy drunken parties and pick up chicks in bondage gear and corsets until 5am' convention.

I'm sure that happened also.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Since you're transgendered and your husband's a furry, did they say "You may kiss the bride" or "You may kiss the other groom" or "The wolf may kiss the groom" or "The wolf may kiss the cow" or "The wolf may kiss the bull" or what?

Lissedae
Feb 1, 2006

I AM A UNIQUE TRANSEXUAL FURRY ATTENTION WHORE AND BTW I KNOW IM FAT, OK

DrunkMage posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2493619&highlight=
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2493560&highlight=

Ah yes, so glad to see that you went through with it. Where was your honeymoon? Or was the tickets to the Con the big trip?

Well, the con was pricey (our hotel room, as we had a suite, was 150 a night), but we 're leaving for a beautiful lake-side cabin on Wednesday for a week of fishing, boating, fireworks, nature hikes, bird watching, relaxing, etc. Amazingly, we're both pretty into nature, too.

doctor 7
Oct 10, 2003

In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.



Lissedae posted:

Because that's where we met 5 years before.
And it's less of a 'lets gawk at comic books' convention and more of a 'lets have rowdy drunken parties and pick up chicks in bondage gear and corsets until 5am' convention.
Oh well in that case it sounds much more romantic with a much more mentally sound crowd in attendance.

Lissedae
Feb 1, 2006

I AM A UNIQUE TRANSEXUAL FURRY ATTENTION WHORE AND BTW I KNOW IM FAT, OK

forrest posted:

Since you're transgendered and your husband's a furry, did they say "You may kiss the bride" or "You may kiss the other groom" or "The wolf may kiss the groom" or "The wolf may kiss the cow" or "The wolf may kiss the bull" or what?

I'm really not sure where the 'My husband's a furry' thing came from, but, well, he's not.

Standish
May 21, 2001



Just to remind everyone from the last thread, this person has a list of (self-diagnosed) personality disorders as long as your arm:
  • multiple personalities which she blames all her craziness on
  • borderline personality disorder (also known as "crazy bitch syndrome)
  • wants to get a sex change
  • her boyfriend is a bisexual furry porn "artist"
  • also takes naked pictures of her flabby carcass and posts them on the internet

Standish fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Jul 21, 2007

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!




Lissedae posted:

Because that's where we met 5 years before.
And it's less of a 'lets gawk at comic books' convention and more of a 'lets have rowdy drunken parties and pick up chicks in bondage gear and corsets until 5am' convention.

You really aren't helping yourself here. This whole thing seems to reek of you needing to prove yourself. While it's cool if you're just following up, the "I'm not fat so don't tell me okay?" and "look at how we can have a nerd wedding without going overboard" and "no it makes sense that we got married at a convention it's not so bad" all alludes to your insecurity even towards those on an online forum.

You should know by now that you'll either get belittled or ignored when it comes to something like this, and right now it seems like we're moving towards the first one. Have fun!

Lissedae
Feb 1, 2006

I AM A UNIQUE TRANSEXUAL FURRY ATTENTION WHORE AND BTW I KNOW IM FAT, OK

doctor 7 posted:

Oh well in that case it sounds much more romantic with a much more mentally sound crowd in attendance.

More fun, anyway.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





doctor 7 posted:

Oh well in that case it sounds much more romantic with a much more mentally sound crowd in attendance.

It's cool, they all have 16+ charisma with a +6 save versus insanity. Unfortunately, their Racial Class of Supernerd gets a -8 to save versus pathetic.

Besides, they decorated their wedding cake with aluminum foil for god's sake. I think it reflects Magic Missile.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Standish posted:

Just to remind everyone from the last thread, this person has a list of (self-diagnosed) personality disorders as long as your arm:
  • multiple personalities which she blames all her craziness on
  • borderline personality disorder (also known as "crazy bitch syndrome)
  • wants to get a sex change
  • her boyfriend is a bisexual furry porn "artist"
  • also takes naked pictures of her flabby carcass and posts them on the internet

This bulleted list could really save a lot of time, thank you.

Flashing Twelve
Mar 20, 2007



Lissedae posted:

More fun, anyway.

I'm about 98% sure that your guests thought differently.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





Standish posted:

Just to remind everyone from the last thread, this person has a list of (self-diagnosed) personality disorders as long as your arm:
  • multiple personalities which she blames all her craziness on
  • borderline personality disorder (also known as "crazy bitch syndrome)
  • wants to get a sex change
  • her boyfriend is a bisexual furry porn "artist"
  • also takes naked pictures of her flabby carcass and posts them on the internet

Aha! The priest must've said "The wolf may kiss the herd."

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Lissedae posted:

Because that's where we met 5 years before.
And it's less of a 'lets gawk at comic books' convention and more of a 'lets have rowdy drunken parties and pick up chicks in bondage gear and corsets until 5am' convention.
As someone who was there, this con is not nearly as cool as you want to make it out to be.

P.S. we sat on a panel together, it was good to see that you were crazy there too. Tell them about the flying frog!

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax


Grimey Drawer

So where's the photo of the rings?