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Pres: ever since I could remember I been poppin' mah collar

cat scratch achiever posted:

What's the collective noun for goons

an awkward situation

# ? Aug 1, 2007 12:06

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:56

Turbo D: onkey

an ignore list

# ? Aug 1, 2007 13:14

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

a 5 of goons

# ? Aug 1, 2007 13:30

mummy magic: Whos got the booze

A w00tle

# ? Aug 1, 2007 15:26

1-976-ATHEIST: by Fistgrrl

Pres posted:

an awkward situation

lmao

# ? Aug 1, 2007 15:59

CuddleChunks

Pres posted:

an awkward situation

This is when it's just a bunch of male goons. When it's a mixed gender situation the correct plural is:

a stammer of goons

# ? Aug 1, 2007 16:18

frumpus

Two Worlds posted:

why do idiots always feel the need to do this with their hands when someone points a camera at them?

# ? Aug 1, 2007 16:22

Petey: For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Rigor Mortits posted:

a fat of goons

# ? Aug 1, 2007 16:41

Pres: ever since I could remember I been poppin' mah collar

CuddleChunks posted:

a stammer of goons

a.k.a Gooncon

# ? Aug 1, 2007 17:25

Stroszek: Ceci n'est pas un paresseux

Ahaha

# ? Aug 1, 2007 17:38

Granos: by Eris Is Goddess

god drat petey for a fat nerd who attended gooncon (even though you just happened to go to the city gooncon was located in on the weekend gooncon occurred and just happened to go to the same bar that most people at gooncon were at) you sure have a superiority complex over fat nerds who attended gooncon.

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# ? Aug 1, 2007 18:45

Balls on Glass: BEWARE OF THE DOG

HE IS VERY SARCASTIC

Granos posted:

god drat petey for a fat nerd who attended gooncon (even though you just happened to go to the city gooncon was located in on the weekend gooncon occurred and just happened to go to the same bar that most people at gooncon were at) you sure have a superiority complex over fat nerds who attended gooncon.

oh granos you card

# ? Aug 1, 2007 18:45

mendali

Two Worlds posted:

No, not goon girls, there were a bunch of hot girls at the Loft, the club we went to. I was in one corner of the electronica room getting my dance on and there were these cute girls dancing right next to me and one was this kind of shy girl with glasses on and I couldn't make up my mind whether or not she liked me. I spent like half an hour trying to get her attention, then finally I steeled up my nerves by taking a shot of rum, walking up to her (actually more like bumping into her, it was a very dark and smoky room)...then I chickened out and yelled "HEY GIRL IN THE BLACK SHIRT I REALLY LIKE YOU!" and ran away. Maybe I got lucky and she didn't speak English v v

i know this post is two days old but what the gently caress

# ? Aug 1, 2007 19:21

mummy magic: Whos got the booze

I'm still convinced that this is one elaborate fakepost

# ? Aug 1, 2007 19:35

toby

mummy magic posted:

I'm still convinced that this is one elaborate fakepost

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this dude is like an internet Andy Kaufman or something, he's just loving with all of us

# ? Aug 1, 2007 21:38

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

toby posted:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this dude is like an internet Andy Kaufman or something, he's just loving with all of us

dance, puppets

# ? Aug 1, 2007 21:45

mummy magic: Whos got the booze

toby posted:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this dude is like an internet Andy Kaufman or something, he's just loving with all of us

this would make me feel much better

# ? Aug 1, 2007 21:50

Alton Brown's Balls

not a loving chance in hell

# ? Aug 1, 2007 22:14

mummy magic: Whos got the booze

Alton Brown's Balls posted:

not a loving chance in hell

God dammit Alton Brown's Balls

# ? Aug 1, 2007 22:29

noELrunes: Bah gawd he had a family!

mendali posted:

i know this post is two days old but what the gently caress

is there a collection starting to get Two Worlds to yobfest because I want to see this guy there chillaxin with OJ

# ? Aug 1, 2007 23:50

frumpus

noELrunes posted:

is there a collection starting to get Two Worlds to yobfest because I want to see this guy there chillaxin with OJ

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2578337

# ? Aug 2, 2007 00:02

Professional Lamer: by mons al-madeen

okay what is this thread about

# ? Aug 2, 2007 00:10

pwn-michel Jarre: Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched.

Danbo Daxter! posted:

okay what is this thread about

the first 8 pages or so are really good they're about loser Two Worlds being a loser

# ? Aug 2, 2007 00:11

noELrunes: Bah gawd he had a family!

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

the first 8 pages or so are really good they're about loser Two Worlds being a loser

it doesn't start until the 2nd page with this post

Two Worlds posted:

Two Worlds posted:
No, not goon girls, there were a bunch of hot girls at the Loft, the club we went to. I was in one corner of the electronica room getting my dance on and there were these cute girls dancing right next to me and one was this kind of shy girl with glasses on and I couldn't make up my mind whether or not she liked me. I spent like half an hour trying to get her attention, then finally I steeled up my nerves by taking a shot of rum, walking up to her (actually more like bumping into her, it was a very dark and smoky room)...then I chickened out and yelled "HEY GIRL IN THE BLACK SHIRT I REALLY LIKE YOU!" and ran away. Maybe I got lucky and she didn't speak English v v

and it "ends" on page 13 or so I think

# ? Aug 2, 2007 00:18

Rick: When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Well there used to be cultural minorities at least slightly represented in gooncon pictures what happened this time?!

# ? Aug 2, 2007 01:03

frumpus

Rick posted:

Well there used to be cultural minorities at least slightly represented in gooncon pictures what happened this time?!

canadian border patrol happened

# ? Aug 2, 2007 01:24

koops is angry: WHAT. what do you want

has anyone said two worlds is a retarded dumb human being yet because here i am. im saying it. two worlds is a retarded dumb human being.

# ? Aug 2, 2007 02:22

Petey: For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Granos posted:

god drat petey for a fat nerd who attended gooncon (even though you just happened to go to the city gooncon was located in on the weekend gooncon occurred and just happened to go to the same bar that most people at gooncon were at) you sure have a superiority complex over fat nerds who attended gooncon.

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