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Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

HarryLerman posted:

OJ thank you so much for this

it's no problem. i think it'd be a tragedy, nay, a crime to not let byob go hogwild about gooncon

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:26

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:06

reworp

Two Worlds posted:

I'm going to be leaving to go to a party soon (I'm so tired and mostly want to sleep until 10am tomorrow but this girl is leaving for college so I want to see her off), so I'll have time for a more in-depth series of posts later. In the meantime we'll see what happens once other Gooncon people come back home and see this thread or whatever.

hey if she's leaving for college... this is your chance man, you can have sex with her and you'll never have to see her again

go for it dude. i believe in you

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:26

pwn-michel Jarre: Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched.

i am so happy i didnt go to bed

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:27

Maradonna Summer: Our love will last forever

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pwn-michel Jarre posted:

i am so happy i didnt go to bed

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:27

Snailor Moon: by mons al-madeen

the person most set out to tear down the stereotypes that surround goons that go to gooncon, confirms them

:ironicat:

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:27

pwn-michel Jarre: Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched.

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

when i wanted to lose my virginity i went out drinking every night for like 2 weeks straight and that pretty much took care of that

btw this is pretty good advice for any young goons out there

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:28

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

reminder that if two worlds is back home that soon there will be a gooncon picture thread here v. soon http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=126

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:28

Rolls With Punches

oj you are the best mod ever seriously

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:29

1-976-ATHEIST: by Fistgrrl

FART HOUSE 2.0 posted:

oj you are the best mod ever seriously

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:31

pwn-michel Jarre: Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched.

going to gooncon is probably the biggest self esteem booster a man can ever experience

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:33

Maradonna Summer: Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

going to gooncon is probably the biggest self esteem booster a man can ever experience

it's this huge...gah...words are Failing me...maybe I should Resort to Emoticons...

this huge :frogbon:

feeling!

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:34

Virgin Woolf: if you give me your phone number i'll call you in the middle of the night and ask for relationship advice. i am an asshat.

I just got home too! Phew...

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:36

Lesbian Dentist #47

i've heard stories about two worlds before this is great

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:42

eatingmeals: eating them.

oh god itslike...im laughing hard but feeling bad at the same time

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:43

DS at Night

Two Worlds posted:

Cute goonette My2k (aka Jessica)

seriously this pic

i see three fat heads turned to stare at this uncomfortable 17-year old girl who is obviously regretting coming there

this pic

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:44

notagoon: by angerbotSD

NMR posted:

seriously this pic

i see three fat heads turned to stare at this uncomfortable 17-year old girl who is obviously regretting coming there

this pic

i can just feel her smithing, like i close my eyes and i know shes still all :smith:

its not fun at all

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:45

Poise

NMR posted:

seriously this pic

i see three fat heads turned to stare at this uncomfortable 17-year old girl who is obviously regretting coming there

this pic

srsly look how

a) greasy

b) pudgy

c) pasty

the goons are in this pic. if i were that girl i'd be extremely uncomfortable too :/

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:45

pwn-michel Jarre: Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched.

its also funny how he describes her as "cute" and uses the :swoon:

emoticon

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:54

Marxux: by Fragmaster

lol

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:56

somethingblue

Two Worlds posted:

No, not goon girls, there were a bunch of hot girls at the Loft, the club we went to. I was in one corner of the electronica room getting my dance on and there were these cute girls dancing right next to me and one was this kind of shy girl with glasses on and I couldn't make up my mind whether or not she liked me. I spent like half an hour trying to get her attention, then finally I steeled up my nerves by taking a shot of rum, walking up to her (actually more like bumping into her, it was a very dark and smoky room)...then I chickened out and yelled "HEY GIRL IN THE BLACK SHIRT I REALLY LIKE YOU!" and ran away. Maybe I got lucky and she didn't speak English v v

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:56

pwn-michel Jarre: Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched.

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

its also funny how he describes her as "cute" and uses the emoticon

seriously how do your standards get like that i cant even relate to it

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:57

Maradonna Summer: Our love will last forever

TRP Post Of The Tournament Winner World Cup 2014

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

seriously how do your standards get like that i cant even relate to it

quote:

So I guess I still have my virginity.

# ? Jul 30, 2007 00:58

Weeder Wabbit: tim toolman?? i don't think so!!!

Two Worlds posted:

No, not goon girls, there were a bunch of hot girls at the Loft, the club we went to. I was in one corner of the electronica room getting my dance on and there were these cute girls dancing right next to me and one was this kind of shy girl with glasses on and I couldn't make up my mind whether or not she liked me. I spent like half an hour trying to get her attention, then finally I steeled up my nerves by taking a shot of rum, walking up to her (actually more like bumping into her, it was a very dark and smoky room)...then I chickened out and yelled "HEY GIRL IN THE BLACK SHIRT I REALLY LIKE YOU!" and ran away. Maybe I got lucky and she didn't speak English v v

i love this post so much i want to have sex with it

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:00

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

pwn-michel Jarre posted:

its also funny how he describes her as "cute" and uses the emoticon

apparently she's on my aim list for some reason maybe i should tell her about this thread

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:01

reworp

w00trow wilson posted:

apparently she's on my aim list for some reason maybe i should tell her about this thread

you talk to underage girls on aim huh

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:02

Rolls With Punches

w00trow wilson posted:

apparently she's on my aim list for some reason maybe i should tell her about this thread

yesss

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:02

pwn-michel Jarre: Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched.

w00trow wilson posted:

apparently she's on my aim list for some reason maybe i should tell her about this thread

maybe you should

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:02

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

reworp posted:

you talk to underage girls on aim huh

are you asking me if i want to aim chat prower. if so you are v. smooth

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:03

Snailor Moon: by mons al-madeen

hello im chris gay gay on gay gay gay line gay GAY GAY GAY

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:06

somethingblue

i mean i'm by no means a ladies man but jesus christ these posts make me seem suave like Rico

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:09

somethingblue

pics too the pics wow

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:10

Rolls With Punches

umm.. i like you! ^_^ *tootles off*

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:10

Sett Chaos: Werewolves turn me on.

Gooncon was awesome, it's a pity those who didn't go can make such a fuss over those who did.

I traveled six hours to get to Montreal with my boyfriend, and aside from almost having our heads blow up (the map was wrong, WRONG I TELLS YA) from frustration, it was completely worth it.

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:10

pwn-michel Jarre: Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched.

Sett Chaos posted:

Gooncon was awesome, it's a pity those who didn't go can make such a fuss over those who did.

I traveled six hours to get to Montreal with my boyfriend, and aside from almost having our heads blow up (the map was wrong, WRONG I TELLS YA) from frustration, it was completely worth it.

okay

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:11

reworp

Sett Chaos posted:

Gooncon was awesome, it's a pity those who didn't go can make such a fuss over those who did.

I traveled six hours to get to Montreal with my boyfriend, and aside from almost having our heads blow up (the map was wrong, WRONG I TELLS YA) from frustration, it was completely worth it.

why didn't you take Two Worlds' virginity? you monster

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:11

somethingblue

Sett Chaos posted:

Gooncon was awesome, it's a pity those who didn't go can make such a fuss over those who did.

I traveled six hours to get to Montreal with my boyfriend, and aside from almost having our heads blow up (the map was wrong, WRONG I TELLS YA) from frustration, it was completely worth it.

this is not about gooncon it's about two world's being a 4eva virgin

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:12

Snailor Moon: by mons al-madeen

Sett Chaos posted:

Gooncon was awesome, it's a pity those who didn't go can make such a fuss over those who did.

I traveled six hours to get to Montreal with my boyfriend, and aside from almost having our heads blow up (the map was wrong, WRONG I TELLS YA) from frustration, it was completely worth it.

heh okay

# ? Jul 30, 2007 01:12