Two Worlds posted:

No but a bunch of kind-hearted goons were trying to give me advice and pointers on me losing my virginity so yeah, goons helping goons.

Two Worlds posted:

I spent like half an hour trying to get her attention, then finally I steeled up my nerves by taking a shot of rum, walking up to her (actually more like bumping into her, it was a very dark and smoky room)...then I chickened out and yelled "HEY GIRL IN THE BLACK SHIRT I REALLY LIKE YOU!" and ran away.

Two Worlds posted:

Oh yeah, and Friday night after Foufounes a group of us ducked into a falafel stand for some drunk food and had a real "Breakfast Club" bonding moment over what it was like when everyone had their first time. (I got skipped over) I honestly think people were really trying to help me, it was really cool

postitively posted:

oh my god i forgot that thread that was so retarded

Two Worlds posted:

I'm going to be leaving to go to a party soon (I'm so tired and mostly want to sleep until 10am tomorrow but this girl is leaving for college so I want to see her off), so I'll have time for a more in-depth series of posts later. In the meantime we'll see what happens once other Gooncon people come back home and see this thread or whatever.

w00trow wilson posted:

alright i'll keep this thread stickied forever and ever until you come back

NMR posted:

seriously this pic


i see three fat heads turned to stare at this uncomfortable 17-year old girl who is obviously regretting coming there


this pic

The Machinima Man posted:

No, Para was doing this. I almost got it on video, but there were a number of witnesses, including the salad's owner.

Two Worlds posted:

I didn't hit on you, probably because the whole time you were pretty much clinging to some guy which I assumed was your boyfriend

I'm more of a electronica/house-type person when it comes to nightlife

Two Worlds posted:

Porn. Lots and lots of porn.

HarryLerman posted:

Two Worlds posted:

I have more video that I can post if there are requests for it

BuG posted:

what is the geckolio thread

HarryLerman posted:

there was a goonmmeet or something and they went to a strip club. Geckolio wrote down some awesome things Two Worlds said, and later had to draw him a diagram explaining how a vagina works. I'll try to find some quotes.

Geckolio posted:

most of these are direct quotes

at one point after a lapdance he said something along the lines of "there's vaginya on my glasses"

when we were talking to him about how to finger a girl he said "she showed me how to do that. she let me touch it, it felt like play-do"

when we were talking about trimming pubic hair he seemed genuinely grossed out and said "guys don't DO that!" i can only assume he's got a dense forest of pubes :[

jargon said he was at a convention, and he saw a urinal that Stan Lee had signed. trogdork told jargon he should have licked the urine. :[

and when telling us stuff about highschool, he said "high-school girls are sort of an ariel no-no"

that is page one i've got a couple more and i'll scan the diagram when i'm done

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somehow the topic of how a thread about him would be posted he said "I want TheSwami to write it he's so awesome!" and then "Fragmaster could do a dramatic reenactment of it!"

probably the most defining moment of the whole thing was when he told us how the forces of the world are working against his efforts to get laid, and he said "tonight the whole universe changed, realities were altered. the whole meaning of the universe will change" wtf

we talked about smacking women and he said "I don't hit girls.... unless it's in the butt!"

the stuff about what he did in school was already posted but just in case:
"once I said the p...y word in chemistry!"

he told the principal's daughter "i like sex, i like to watch porno"

hold on more coming

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i forgot what prompted this but he said "you still get rape from her"

"When I come I'm going to yell '555 golden manbabies'"

"Voted 5 for orgasm!"

when we were at the strip club he smacked the stripper's rear end and he later said "i like seeing it in porn"

when they were giving him sex advice they said "the best person to listen to is her," meaning me, and trogdork replied "oh yeah, she has a virginya!"

"so first i take off my clothes, and then i take off hers?"

got more

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"i like cumshots, i like MILFs, i like watersports" oh man watersports

we went online to try and find porn pictures to better instruct him and he got excited and said "oh man go to comeonmyface.com!!"

he asked "do i want a blowjob?" jargon replied with "that's like asking 'do i want a million dollars?'"

"do real vaginas look like the ones in pornos?" he thought they had surgery to look all long like that. i think it was jargon that said "vaginas are like a box of chocolates"

that's all i wrote, unfortunately he talked a lot faster than i could write, but i do remember some more stuff so i'll write that in a minute and i'm going to go try and scan my vagina picture now

Migishu posted:

demand link to this thread

Migishu posted:

lost it at this quote

Zelda posted:

dont the xmen usually try and hide the fact that they were born as mutants

Two Worlds posted:

There will be many, many more pictures later, but for now keep your eyes on this link: http://pics.livejournal.com/twoworldsin1/gallery/0001sap6

w00trow wilson posted:

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Stanton Fraiser posted:

it took 13 pages to realize that he was the one being made fun of

w00trow wilson posted:

BYOB is a cool place to hang out with your friends. For example, "Chillax" is the BYOB motto, that's how laid back it is.

HarryLerman posted:

Granos posted:

i hope that theres someone 10x worse than two worlds at the byob meet (preferably prower that would take him down a few pegs)

Two Worlds posted:

a lot of poo poo

w00trow wilson posted:

no one from byob will do poo poo to you irl ariel